Brit/pol/ - Nobody Makes a Thread so I end up Making it and its Shit Edition

>'Robin Hood tax' on City pledged by Labour
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39910293

>Thornberry swears on live TV
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/14/emily-thornberry-turns-air-blue-accuses-sir-michael-fallon-talking/

>Sturgeon struggles over Scottish education
[YouTube] Nicola Sturgeon on Scotland's shoddy education record | Marr 14May17 (embed)

>Tories plan to build more council houses
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39911569

>NHS computer systems targeted by large scale attack
bbc.co.uk/news/health-39899646

>Labour's Watson warns of 'Thatcher-style landslide'
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39905552

>The Conservatives want to give people the power to demand social media companies delete any content they posted as children.
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39905091

>Lib dems: DUDE WEED LMAO
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39897999

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telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/14/workers-get-year-leave-care-elderly-relatives-tory-government/
thesun.co.uk/news/3561226/employees-will-get-time-off-for-a-lost-child-and-sick-family-in-radical-expansion-of-workers-rights-theresa-may-to-declare/
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39917472
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NO CIVICS

Sharpe-desu!

Buy guns.

Come back YKTD

Crumpet is a cute name desu

B A S T A R D S
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I love crumpets.

Our mum.

What's your excuse for not being a man of action?

Reminder that the Buy-To-Let/Bartposter is a NON-WHITE

Anyone against flat taxes, free market capitalism, and no minimum wage needs to get the fuck out of brit/pol/ as you are fundamentally wrong. You also need a helicopter ride.

anyone watching samurai jack?

Think I might be lactose intolerant lads.

I started drinking whole milk regularly in large quantities for the memes and now I've got the squirts at 0130.

Gotta work in a few hours. Feels bad man.

This policy of mixture? what does it really mean?

agreed, anyone under the age of 21 should fuck off

real anime hours now

Anyone else think that so many modern politicians don't want to be politicians, or secretly know they're not suited for it?

Topkek.

PLUG MUMMIES PURPLE HOLE

proofs?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=_dotSUejWQQ the nobends who said the Brits don't have their own ethnicity

>when someone implies flat taxes make poor people give more of their money

I'm for headpats, teacakes, crumpets and cottages.

Can I stay?

>large quantities

How large are we talking here?

A UNIVERSAL MIX-UP

>to light together in Britain a flame that the ages shall not extinguish
I love the way English works as a language, there are ways to make sure the most emphatic parts of a sentence appear more-or-less wherever you wish them to be if you're knowledgeable enough.
You don't see this sort of thing as much in other languages.

>tfw NEET

Forcey time at night for mummy

>tfw also NEET

SIMPLIFIED RATIONALISED MACHINERY

daily reminder that eternal anglo memes are only funny when the turk roach german user who made it posts them. YOU. ARE. NOT. FUNNY (ironic, humorous, nor enlightening), YOU should go back to plebddit newfag or better still, kys.

Yes, you kawaii, little darling!

You have to go back.
>people work for the economy instead of the economy working for the people
>hoarding money matters above all else
(((what did he mean by this)))?
He's said so a few times over the last couple of weeks during comfy hours, poor lad's a shitskin orphan apparently

>tfw Karen gets all the love

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he scares me with his 80 posts by this ID shenanigans desu

I wish I was a NEET
I have so much work to do over the next few days. Failure isn't an option either
I would rather die than fail
but also I have very little time
and I'm a bit drunk

>Reminder that the Buy-To-Let/Bartposter is a NON-WHITE

Hes not wrong though.

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Any look in the job search?

Being responsible, meritocratic, independent, and not taking people's property because you want something and they are wealthier than you of the government is what matters above all else. It will help this country socially and economically.

being NEET was great at first but as the months roll by it becomes painful

If there are any sixth formers reading this, go to uni or get a job. don't become a NEET. bad choice desu

Yeah, little bit mental...
I didn't say he wasn't... he's dead wrong on various other issues though, race and unironic Labour support being obvious ones

I want to suck Karen's plum desu

Mairposter is also not white.

>go to uni

No, don't do this.

nah gave that up a long time ago... going to uni in september so I might as well NEET it up until then

>went to uni
>now a NEET

it might not always be the best choice but anything, anything beats being a NEET. NEETdom is complete failure

If you get a degree then make sure it's either in a field you need a degree to work in like medicine/law or something like Comp-Sci which will help you get a job in IT

>not posting the real version

Raoul Moat came home one night to find his bird's phone left unattended with one unread message:

>"Yeah, maybe if you just start with Spirited Away, I'll introduce you to some more niche stuff later"

Taken aback, he didn't want to believe it, but he did the right thing - he reported his wife and the sender of the text to the police. However, as a secret animenonce himself, the policeman dismissed it falsely, saying "Anime isn't illegal."

Enraged, Raoul returned home, only to find his bird and a man with a stack of Dragonball Z DVDs. He shot both of them, and called the authorities to inform them of his good deed, only to have the animenonce copper - PC David Rathband - turn up on the scene. Raoul opened fire on him, blinded him and fled. Unable to watch anime and stroke his four-inch prick to drawn images of underage girls ever again, the animenonce policeman soon took his life.

The media, well known for their noncing, feared The Moat and set upon fabricating their story and recruiting Gazza to gain publicity at the cost of a half empty can of Special Brew.

Raoul was soon to become aware of just how far the anime-paedophilia conspiracy went, and heroically took his own life.


The paedophilic media spread their usual nonce-backed lies in the following weeks and covered up the truth.

Does anyone have the britpol discord link?

"Not for a Burger."

No more booze I'm going full moral mode now, need to sort my life out.

yanks NOT WELCOME
fuck off yanks

discord.gg/M9qFGA

the real one or the one full of anime fags and the anti-bully brigade

Britain should go imperial and the infantry should be privatized and owned by wealthy land owners and those with titles.

kek lad

>it's the le esoteric kek jahanism bulli again

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"It's treason, then... ARRRRGGG!"

I hope you didn't fall for the STEM meme, at least.

its worse than that

haha no obviously not don't be ridiculous...

STEM is far more useful than what I did.

ur fukt m7

What is wrong with STEM?

I wonder how much we'd achieve if we did sort ourselves out and get out there and do something...

any GCHQ posters here?

I too vow to do this. Alcohol was a mistake.

Theresa May is planning a raft of new Labour rights policies once she wins power again. Apparently her aim is to transform the Tories into "Red Tories", which is socially conservative social democrats.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/14/workers-get-year-leave-care-elderly-relatives-tory-government/

thesun.co.uk/news/3561226/employees-will-get-time-off-for-a-lost-child-and-sick-family-in-radical-expansion-of-workers-rights-theresa-may-to-declare/

bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39917472

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-workers-rights-general-election-jeremy-corbyn-pensions-a7735681.html

>Unpaid time off to carry out training without having to take holiday to do it.
>Two weeks paid leave for sufferers of child bereavement.
>A bevy of protections for the first time for self-employed people.
>A right for all employees to be told about key decisions over their company’s future, putting them on a par with shareholders.
>Creating a legal priority for British citizens in rights to employment
>Time off to care for elderly family members if they fall ill

Just because it's difficult doesn't mean it is valuable.

Bros im really worried. Labour went up 6 points over the last few opinion polls. They might end up btfo of the tories in a months time.

The Tories have not declined in the polls while the Lib Dems have, which suggests they are taking voters from the Lib Dems.

Sum finna of National Socialist Democratic Workers' Party?

Can we stop pretending Maths is a real STEM subject
It's fucking easy

If we created a party we would need a personality, etiquette lessons, a good wardrobe, elocution lessons, constant debates & public speaking events, and ideology tests to ensure we didn't devolve into some yobbish clone of the EDL, and so it would be difficult for the media to paint us in an unflattering light.

Where do we go if we want right wing economic policies?

To hell.

>socially conservative Tories

Good joke lad

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It's not just that. We need to get off Sup Forums and the net in general. Get out there and actually DO something.

You need an A in Maths GCSE, and A in Maths A-level and an A in further maths just to get to the degree. It's not fucking easy, and trust me, I'm headed down that path.

I think it's to numb the sensory shock of the decline of society. Definitely going to quit though, clear the head.

GUSTAV GET OUT

Wtf I'm a /maymissle/ now

I know lad. I've tired getting off Sup Forums in the past but didn't last long. Hopefully I will try again soon and succeed.

Evening lads. Just had a smoke out the back and seen two bats and a hedgehog. Fucking weird stuff this nature thing.

At least in hell innocence is spared.

The problem with that is that then you risk
A) being called nazis and creeps who dress too well like robots
B) being called too white therefore nazis
C) being boring so the media doesn't even have to slander you

I'm 21 and have never had alcohol because the thought of losing my mental faculties at all for any amount of time is so repulsive that I don't even like going to sleep because life is short and sleep takes up too fucking much of it.

Nobody even likes Alice.

that's no bad thing. I wish I felt the same way...

Walked the dog yesterday and found a hedgehog that I thought had curled up when it saw my pooch, found instead it was just FUCKING DEAD.

Dead and cute, in a spiky way.

I think parties is too little too late. Not saying we go paramilitary, but more in line with Chartists or Levellers than Whigs or Tories. And absence of yobbishness comes from a quiz on history to gain entry.

Most of us area already smarter than most other journalists and politicians, so it's not as if our brains are holding us back. Please note though, that's not a argument in favour of us but rather an insult to them.

I keep getting a foggishness of the head from being online staring at a screen too much, it goes away when I take a walk, and comes back as soon as I think about going on the web.

>it is no longer going fast
God bless you hodgeheg

Well as long as we don't tard out like Nick Griffin and hold events in as many towns and villages as possible we would gain notoriety. We could also pull the odd, clever publicity stunt.

Never seen the appeal in smoking or drugs either, peer pressure just made me more stubborn. Fuck people my age, they're all scum.

I agree. sadly I am part of this and share the blame