/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - T H I C C EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump on Judge Jeanine 5/13/17
youtu.be/7CqE-QpG6Fw
>Pres Trump delivers Commencement Address @ Liberty U 5/13/17
youtu.be/Na7JLgPYEvo
>Pres Trump Weekly Address 5/12/17
youtu.be/ErQakpa2L-U
>Pres Trump & Rocket Team 5/12/17
youtu.be/_Wkq1OjgyV0
>FLotUS hosts Military Mothers 5/12/17
youtu.be/NvMpEbhd5D0
>Attny Gen Sessions remarks @NYC 5/12/17
youtu.be/xB5enNccpPA
>SoS T-Rex @ Arctic Council Summit 5/12/17
youtu.be/H6apIyK-EJ8
>Pres Trump on NBC news 5/11/17
youtu.be/5Wvuw_Zmubg
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Pres Trump - First 100 Days
youtu.be/hBw_RhnCDZ8
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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>tfw realize Moarpheus is Louise Mensch

Fresh never frozen

If ANTIFA is a domestic terrorist group, why isn't Trump declaring them one and stopping them with a single stroke of his Presidential pen?

>be a TRSnigger
>decide to try peddling entry level "normie's first cult soft-sell" woo to /ptg/ of all places
>get found out three threads ago
>thirty seven (37) posts by the same ID last thread
>start spamming the tired old "zroompf is a zionist puppet" image macros last thread
>thirty one (31) posts by the same ID
The town of Moarpheus.

Awoo?

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real awoo hours

GET NO SCOOPED KAUFLAND BLUMP

It's an awoovement~ hold the ketchup

Hi Louise

please answer thanks

NO NO NO STOP IT SCHLENARD GLORPF I CONTROL THE SCOOPS I CONTROL THE UNIVERSE
ARRAKIS IS MIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!

Sup Forums BTFO!!

NEVADAWOO~

Hot night!

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How's it going, /ptg/? Any pundits on these Sunday morning show lose thier shit over two scoops of ice cream?

It's great to be back after my NEET simulation. Back to my usual sleep deprivation!!!

Anyways, how y'all dong??

For some reason, that guy was on other threads, and he entered a fight with a british, he's filtered here for more than a week, which says a lot.

Take me in tendy woman

youtu.be/fHIcVuqQgVo

Arrests soon, fellow stalkers

Moarpheus #Moarpheus here. Hi everyone.

Don't trust anyone without this tripcode. The other Moarpheus #Moarpheus is an imposter trying to shill for the kikes.

Today is a sad day for truth.

First the milkshakes with OReilly.

Now ice scream scoops. Trump know how to play them just right.

Has anyone noticed that torrent sites and stream sites have been taken down left and right?

Why are they cracking down on them all of a sudden? Is it because of the indian at the FCC?

please answer thanks

How's that job application at target coming along breakroom user?

Hot indeed, just turned on the AC.

please answer ???

Colbert never actually mentioned the ice cream to my knowledge, but CNN ran that sad sack of a story the day after his "stop clapping" spergorama so the memes combined easily.

this is exactly what I feel like tonight, minus the tits and waggy tail.

Doing well. Glad you asked.

please answer thanks

You have wolf ears and a vagina?

>"stop clapping" spergorama
Are Colbert and Jeb destined to fight?

MORNING
>Trump tweets: “Wishing @FLOTUS Melania and all of the great mothers out there a wonderful day ahead with family and friends! Happy #MothersDay ”
>McConnell’s ex-adviser says that McConnell believes Garland would be a 'fantastic idea' as FBI director
>Clapper says US government is 'under assault' by Trump after Comey firing
>Woolsey says it will be hard to find a 'willing' FBI director
AFTERNOON
>Putin plays two piano song, from childhood, in Beijing
EVENING
>Miss USA winner says that healthcare is a privilege, not a right

He never actually said stop clapping either. He mockingly said "there's a lot of Trump fans in the audience tonight".

so we already deal with the russian shills spilling over from /sg/, we deal with raids from various idiot sjw groups occasionally that dont understand the meaning of free speech, paid shills that come in waves, and now we have to deal with a lunatic brit conspiracy theorist drugged out moron writing fan fiction and then believing it all.

i guess she fits right in.

Kek. I didn't even know he was a Jew. But he's a lawyer and the physical profile match. Should have figured as much.

#
Knock myself unconscious. The biggest threat to my body would be being flung a great distance. That type of damage is the result of tenseness in your body.

>Has anyone noticed that torrent sites and stream sites have been taken down left and right?

Wow! Truly something new, must be this admin's fault, it's not like torrent sites and stream sites have been taken down left and right the past 8 years of Obama, including confiscating DNS

best thing to come out of Sunday was this maybe

youtu.be/9gHDmXYNJ0c

or this

youtu.be/RgjAlGtrtoY

or maybe this

youtu.be/lznEK71d9z4

but definitely this

youtu.be/kOx-L7VhS6E

Happy blue light specials friendo

Forgot pic related

They are all either Jews or Zionists.
This is part of the Plot.

Trump, Putin, Hillary, Kim... you're all being lied to.

I'd like to be scheduled to work more than four hours a week

Wow thanks for keeping me posted!

also minus the wolf ears and vagina. I am on Sup Forums so obviously not a female in any shape or form.

Are the swedes the tender woman?

Wilbur Ross is so criminally under appreciated. He's a fucking genius.

No, it's due to some EU court ruling. Nyaa.se actually took itself down preemptively because the admin got spooked. A successor site, nyaa.si, is already up. There was a competitor to nyaa.si, nyaa.pantsu.cat, but SJWs called it racist and the anime community folded like a wet ramen noodle.

I want to kiss Louise Mensch right on those fish and chips eating lips of hers desu senpai

Shills, don't respond to this post or you'll regret it.

How do you have time for a lunch break if you only work 4 hours a week?

>forgetting the nork missile
spicer pls

Wilbur totally hides behind his geriatric facade
The man is sharp as tacks

So does the tornado just slowly disperse and lightly put you down?
Those things are so fucking weird

Miss USA is redpilled as fuck. There is an opportunity here somewhere.

Twitter doesn't know whether to love or hate her right now from what I can gather. She's a hero and literally hitler at the same time.

>tfw started watching Eromanga-sensei today
This imouto makes my heart hurt.
Thank yew shaaaaaaaawn

Cernobitch isn't Jewish

>Miss USA
Does Trump still own this shit?
Or should I not care?

He really does not get the recognition or appreciation he deserves.

By far one of the best cabinet choices Trump made. Along with Tillerson.

If you like not paying for Anime and you live in Singapore you would be killing yourself then, ever since I was 14 and had friends there their torrents/everything else related to a brand could not be downloaded.
The punishment was fine and time at prison.

You can actually be both
My grandpa is old man as fuck and has to constantly ask people to repeat themselves louder
Still clever enough to randomly deduce where I was going to lunch without even calling me because he wanted company

Let's see what Lighthouse does
Wilbur seems keen on him
Icahn is back there behind the scenes too
as promised

TNN is sarah huckabee right now due to spice on vacation or something?

On her way to work one morning
Down the path along side the lake
A tendies hearted woman saw a poor half spicy snek
His pretty colored skin had been all frosted with the dew
"Poor thing," she cried, "I'll take you in and I'll take care of you"
"Take me in tendies woman
Take me in, for heaven's sake
Take me in, tendies woman," sighed the snek

She wrapped him all cozy in a comforter of Gundam
And laid him by her fireside with some Dippin' Dots and some gum
She hurried home from work that night and soon as she arrived
She found that pretty snek she'd taken to had been revived
"Take me in, tendies woman
Take me in, for heaven's sake
Take me in, tendies woman," sighed the snek

She clutched him to her bosom, "You're so beautiful," she cried
"But if I hadn't brought you in by now you might have died"
She stroked his pretty skin again and kissed and held him tight
Instead of saying thanks, the snek gave her a vicious bite
"Take me in, tendies woman
Take me in, for heaven's sake
Take me in, tendies woman," sighed the snek
"I saved you," cried the woman
"And you've bitten me, but why?
You know your bite is poisonous and now I'm going to die"
"Oh shut up, silly woman," said the reptile with a grin
"You knew damn well that Dippin' Dots is not the future of ice cream"!

DOLAND SWORF

ZINGLE FRUMP GOFT DRUMF YOU RUINED MY LIFE.

TWO SCOOPS IS TOO MANY

I mean, come on, GRUMPCOLDO DILNGLESWORP, its the current week, did you really not think you could have all the scoops and not be im-PEACHED?

>nork missile
? Are you referring to the one that was successfully launched? That was a couple days ago, user.

NIGHT OF THE LONG KNIVES WHEN?

I was implying that Target gives shit hours. I rarely work below 40 hours here as i work 5-7 for free a week.

The children of the "protective" press pool need to be disciplined for their poor journalism.

What the hell do liberals believe is going to happen with this "collusion" thing

Literally nothing involved in this is a crime

NO ONE CARES. FUCK OFF. THIS ISN'T YOUR PERSONAL BLOG YOU CREEPY PIECE OF SHIT.

That's depressing senpai

Spicey is there still....
despite the Cerno-Prosobiec-muhFilters rumor mongering

publicpool.kinja.com/subject-updated-daily-guidance-and-press-schedule-for-1795210667

He was back on Fri actually

I enjoy any times leftists get butthurt over the most insignificant of things.

CIA pls

Well him and Mulvaney.

He's been here since the day Trump announced fuckwad
Some tripfags are better than others

Who here /waiting/
>pic related

holy shit

>5-7 for free a week.
How? If you are hourly, they have to pay for anything you do overtime.

thanks for the update user. I was unaware.

Garland would unironically be a good director because he was chosen by obama for the supreme court just because he was squeaky clean in an effort to make mcconnell look bad for an incoming president clinton.

it'd also make the left's heads spin, lay to bed a LOT of shilling, AND we'd get to hear the democrats do everything they could to block him after sucking his dick for months

gowdy's good too but that's basically a pipe dream

Mulvaney is a straight up federal budget line item guy
he don't into international trade deals much

T-Rex is my nigga.

And he's posted the same pity party loser shit over and over and over and over and over and over and over.

While enablers like you virtue signal and pretend to like him despite him never moving forward with anything. He's a fucking pest.

>tfw we live in a time where this exists

muh

Russians

/waiting/ here

Im waiting all right
It's already lunch time and still no subs

He's proud of his job and you should be too
fuck off
at least he works for a living

You stupid animeniggers turned me into a furry

What would /ptg/ do?
Im from Kansas, we laugh at tornados and get pissed when the meteorologist interrupts wheel of fortune.

Turn around and let me see those anime tiddies you fucking slut

OK SERIOUS QUESTION

When will Trump turn the tables and crush the liberal world order and unleash his will upon all?

Its either that or CIA/MSM take him out on Russia charges. There is no inbetween.

Its Trump willing to go all way? If he won't roll indictments against Clintons/etc soon then he will have to defy impeachment, stay on as the leader with the army. That would be a coup but a well needed one.

As long as he has the army by his side, he will have at least 20-30% of Americans too, and that's all we need to unleash Trump Empire.

muh

Zionism unites everyone together and all opposition is controlled.

time to wake up.

Garland would be worth it just to watch the talking heads explode

/comfy/ here. And it's not even time for our favorite show, F&F

I'll repeat again since your little virtue signaling ass didn't hear it: He's a pest and you are an enabler.

Fuck him. I hope he blows his face off in a bathtub.

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ask Moarpheus
He know all things