French state car

>French state car

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Of peace

This can't be real?

kek what is that thing, a baked potato on wheels?

kek

literally who?

Is it electrical?

Looks like a French cucked version of a 2016 KIA sportage. Much smaller scale and less power also finitely gayer

Seat position looks wrong. He needs to reach underneath the seat with his left hand, and pull the little lever to lower it.

Cringe

It's like a parody.

how unlucky must he be

that fucking rain in the middle of may

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FRENCH CARS ARE FUCKING PATHETIC HAHAHAHA

*BREATHES IN*

HAHAHHAHHAHAHA HOW CAN ANYONE EVEN COMPETE WITH GERMAN CARS

*GASPS*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Do you think he still fucks his wife?

he looks so silly lmfao

looks like Acura MDX

WTF France. Get your shit together.

Why a family car?

He looks like a kid goofing around with the sunroof.

kek wtf

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA OH MY gOd MY SIEDS ARE GONE

No. She fucks him.

A toddler in his first miniature, The state of France.

Fucking hell I understand why they'd want the presidential car to be french-made but why does it have to be a fucking family Cuckmobile?
WHY CAN'T WE HAVE A POLITICAL LEADER THAT INSPIRES RESPECT AGAIN. ONLY FUCKING KEKS SINCE CHIRAC LEFT.

You could fly a drone directly into his face.

>that racist "ok" symbol Trump makes
Subtle

>A toddler in his first miniature
this kek. :))

What the fuck is that, a fucking Infiniti?

Step up, France

Judging by the DS, it's a Citroen.

I'm just waiting for the day he fucks his pensioner wife just a little too hard, grinds her hips into dust and breaks her spine with one too excited thrust. It should make for a great headline.

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Well, you only had a choice between two female leaders so its no wonder its not masculine.

Have these niggas not seen what happened to JFK

Top kek

I honestly don't think they have sex lad. My instinct tells me they're into some really weird shit that doesn't involve his penis in her orifices.

Are you stupid?
I am glad they don't buy him a better car because they buy this shit with OUR FUCKING TAXES.
Hope he could ride with a bicycle.

What a loser

lel

DS is no longer a Citroën sub-brand, it's an independant brand in PSA alongside Peugeot, Citroën and Opel.

Is this real? The president of whiteflag is standing on a seat cushion, head out the moonroof, waving from a fucking civilian class SUV? This has to be a photoshit. Please don't leave me wondering.

What does it mean if the cuck hog sees his shadow?

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Reminds me of this gem
youtube.com/watch?v=IRslKeT0EmQ

In France nobody gives a shit about the President's car because he never use it. Even when he have to go in Paris suburbs he use an other car

Reminds me of Canadas Cuckforce One plane.

It's not a fucking artillary truck

kek

but only if he's a good boy

It's a DS7 Crossback

Macron is a Jewish puppet so he's safe

One of my favorite episode alongside the one when a tank crushes his car and the one when he paints his flat with dynamite.

He doesn't want to crush the CIA so he is safe.

Man, you people bitch about the President of France getting a comfy affordable SUV made in his home country, but you say nothing about Trump spending 1.5 million dollars in tax money for a new armored Cadillac limo when the one he already has is just fine.

Reminder that DS is a faux premium brand and cannot compete with German uberautos and legendary Indian brands like Jaguar.

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>cuck truck

It's King Cuckankhamun!

The old one smelled like nigger tho

muslims really put the hurt on French finances eh?

When your brand is doing so shit you decide to change the logo. Idiots.
I'll rather help Germany's economy by buying a German car instead of buying a Socialistmobile.

>grenade launchers in the presidents car
????

>france

>just fine
That's not how we do things you filthy sand jew.

They like and us Citroen's because of this incident.

history.com/this-day-in-history/citroen-helps-de-gaulle-survive-assassination-attempt

Men want their leader to act and look like a man

If he isn't driving a giant fuck you penis truck he looks weak, makes the entire country look weak

Would you be fine with him wearing niqabs and bowing to women too?

It's a line of vehicles, not a brand.

There's a difference between cost and style. We wouldn't be laughing at him so much if he at least picked a proper sedan and not his mom-wife's suv.

He's already power tripping and acting like a dictator full of himself.
The media were all applauding his "regal attitude" of course.

it's a cuck truck for a french fuck.

He looks like he's going to pick up a toddler from preschool lmao

If he wanted a french crossover that bad there was Peugeot 3008.

He's the toddler to be picked up.
Seriously, I never saw someone as bland as him.

Maybe he uses her hard, wrinkly skin as a ped egg and files his entire body with her dragon skin.

The saddest thing is, you might be right. The more sad thing is, he has no children.

>the price of this car with no option starts at 50 000€
what the fuck, why do we make such shit and overpriced cars? What kind of a strategy is that?

>mfw I own a DS4

Charlemagne would laugh at this faggot

>comfy affordable SUV
It's not that comfy and since France is not a petro-monarchy, it's far from affordable for most people here. Plus, why choose a fucking SUV? Is it some kind of marketing strategy towards rural fags?

>a fucking mpv
>not showing up in a restored Bugatti
might as well a Dacia and chop the top off.

kek but also disgusting.

MY FUCKING SIDES ARE IN THE OTHER REALITY

fucking kike cucked rothschild banker is leading surender mongrels into the cuckshed

Cars sold less during the crisis, so they increased the prices to make up the losses. Now nobody bought those cars because they were more expensive. They create these fake noname brands and expect people to pay the same for them as a Mercedes

Like how some sausage brands create fake names to sell the same meat for more/less

Obviously it doesn't work for cars

Are your eyes as pisspoor as your fucking teeth lad? The beast (that is the name of our armored vehicle the president uses) is equipped with defensive smoke grenades and tear gas. The goal is to obscure vision and disrupt breathing user.

I'll disrupt your breathing in a minute if you continue testing me

How is it disgusting? You eat snails monsoir, you can't say anything is disgusting.

Accurate

you're a big man

Kek

>Cuck Truck

sir you are talking to the president of the united states,. id o not suggest testing the united states government

say your prayers sunshine

get on our level.

based UMM

>Tfw all the golf buggies were out of stock

Even that looks better than Macron's footballer/soccer mom suv.

I had that exact same one when I was a kid.

Looks like a gay jack-in-the-box, fucking kek

Classic. Surprised this didn't become a thing.

pic related a Bugatti Royale

*muffled cuccaracha in the distance*

>Here we have president Bean, standing up on the seat of his mother's mini-van waving to his adoring fans.

this is the fastest i could get
pls don't bully