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2scoops meme is for autistic reddit fags. They should all be banned for Sup Forums-tier nonsense. Fuck the mods. I have a theory that 2scoops is psy-ops perpetrated by jews, designed to distract us. How do we combat this?

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agreed. we must work together to end this meme once and for all. maybe if we keep making threads about it it will go away

PAY FOR MY TWO SCOOPS!

by kys, nigger

Colbert go pls

OP WHY ARE YOU FAGGOT THAT LETS PEOPLE EAT TWO SCOOPS? TWO FOR DWANALD FRUMRD AND OP WANT A DA SHCOOOPTZZ AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH

try it, sageblue hates this one simple meme!

wtf is two scoops anyways.
wtf

Are you new or something?
example:

SCAMPLEJONALFFFF BRASAKRAFFKARUPFFFFFFF!

t. r*ddit newfag who has never visited Sup Forums

Really, wtf.
I am seriously stumped.
Trump doesn't want two scoops?

here's the improved one, happy centipede

Is it this hard to figure out or what???
jew tricks = fun

No wall but man, icecream balls, so funee, amirite, peeds?!

>implying two scoops isnt the greatest meme of the year
>implying libtards arent absolutely assblasted by it

Two scoops for jews

>colbert walks on stage
>audience on the edge of their seat, some begin preemptively passing out from excitement
>colbert smirks
>so....Trump this week, I mean...really?
>at once - a cacophony of shrieks and laughter of immeasurable magnitude erupts from the crowd
>colbert chuckles to himself and then points at the camera
>i mean c'mon people - im looking at you, white males
>all the women in the audience immediately begin twerking on the one black guy in the bleachers until the vibrations begin superheating his body to neutron star level temperatures
>the camera zooms in on colberts face
>seriously, do you not realize what year it is?
>the tidal forces resulting from the combination of applause, laughter, and tribal dancing starts to alter the very fabric of time itself
>colberts face begins to bend and contort until it loses any resemblance to its original figure
>the universe as we know it rips and vanishes into sheer darkness, leaving only one cardboard sign from the audience floating indefinitely within the endless abyss
>"it was her turn"

Don't like fun faggot?

Two many two scoops for jews.
Two steps from two scoop scoop land.

Sup Forums is the same board that still recycles bane memes nigger. Why should we take perpetuate their inferior memes

VE
VIL
MEME
(You)

I agree OP
Colbert is BASED! We should totally stop mocking him guise!

GODDAMIT AUDIENCE, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO CHEER. BOO AT FIRING COMEY YOU FAGGOTS

>there are people seriously this upset about Colbert being used as the face of liberals impotently and autistically screeching about Trump doing anything, no matter how minute and insignificant, because if they have nothing, they don't get paid

Fuck that. Two Scoops meme is fucking glorious.

As an oldfag, it reminds me of the 80's Raisin Bran commercials. Really activates some old synapses and makes me feel good.

It must never die. I will be sad.

Kek, is that real?

Try harder, Colbert.

DRRRRRRIIIIIIMMMMMBBBBBLLLLLLEEEEEE DDDDDRRRRRROOOOOOOMMMMMMMBBBBBBFFFFFFFFF

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It will die, just like cruz. I just want to make it die faster

nobody gives a shit what you want. you should be used to it by now.

>So uh, heh, uh... so, yeah...
>puts hands in pockets
>Hmmm, uhh..
>paces towards camera
>Yeah... so... umm...
>a slight growing hum can be heard from the crowd
>... Donald.......
>the audience collectively prepares themselves with such force that it sucks all air out of the room, producing an environment similar to the vacuum of space
>colbert licks his lips slowly, the saliva immediately boiling due to the difference in pressure
>a few people begin to experience dangerous side effects, some go unconscious
>colbert, unphased, closes his eyes in dismay as he prepares to speak once again
>... Drumpf!
>the audience's collective groaning sigh causes the room to rumble and the building's foundations to sway
>dust drops from the ceiling as the rumbling continues, light fixtures drop to the floor and shatter
>the shards of glass shoot out towards the crowd, killing several people instantly and leaving some with gaping wounds
>a large glass of water on a stand drops to the floor near a broken light, extending the current
>one of the stage crew accidentally slips and lands in the puddle, taking several thousand volts into his body and frying his brain
>the rumbling ceases immediately
>colbert smirks
>I mean, really?
>the audience laughs as the dead crewman's body catches on fire in the background

It's actually really funny, you probably just don't get the humor.

youtube.com/watch?v=uHg8G96_clQ

guy is a mental patient in all fairness

DINGLED DORRRMMPPFFFF
CAN'T YOU READ THE FUCKING SIIIIIIIIIGN
STOP CLAPPING

>2 scoops
>2 genders

wow, holding that clemson helmet really makes me beleive he follows college sports ball and I identify with that. i love culbert now

Oh no sweetie Drumphkins.

>Colbert walks on stage
>Sooo...
>There's a gasp from the audience
>Jarble...
>All white women immediately give birth to multiracial children without becoming pregnant
>NRUMPT!!!
>A small Caucasian child seated in the third row of the audience ceases to exist
>Most white men in the audience undergo a chemical skin darkening process
>Colbert pulls a .357 Magnum from his pocket and shoots the remaining white men in the audience in the head
>The multiracial crowd are on the floor at this point in hysterics
>The sound waves from the laughter in the room shatter Colberts glasses, he removes them from his face
>An MPAA member runs towards the camera in an attempt to cut the live feed to the televised audience due to the violence of the situation
>Colbert shoots him in the head before he reaches the camera because he is a straight white male
>As he sees his reflection in the camera, the smile on Colberts face slowly fades and he stares blankly into the camera, he peers down to see that he ejacualted his pants too
>The sound of laughter slowly fades out and Colbert opens his mouth
>Don't forget Nrumpt, I'm coming for EVERY white male
>Every. Single. One.
>He smirks one last time
>The only thing my mouth is good for is for being a holster for...
>He loads the .357 Magnum and sticks the barrell in his mouth
>In a muffled voice he says "thhhhss gnnnnn" as he pulls the trigger
>The nuclear alerts immediately disappear worldwide
>A new age of prosperity where members of all races and faiths share their possessions comes into being
>Jimmy Kimmels son lives to be 150 years old and finds the cure to every disease known to man
>Obamacare is enshrined into the US constitution

>They should all be banned for Sup Forums-tier nonsense. Fuck the mods. I have a theory that 2scoops is psy-ops perpetrated by jews
I have a theory buttblasted libshits hate this meme so much because it hits so close to home, it's exposes exactly what you are now- hot air crying into the abyss, virtue signaling madly in your death throes

>lost the presidency, senate, house, and most importantly the scotus for the next 30+ years
>will cry about pretend impeachments and ice cream for the next decade straight

So...
>raises eyebrow
>audience giggles
Donald Drumpf...
>audience starts laughing, a few boos heard throughout the crowd
is literally
>someone in the audience screams
>lamp falls from the rigging, landing squarely on Colbert's head
>EMTs rush frantically on the stage, as Colbert's view becomes shrouded in darkness
>darkness
>darkness
>then suddenly, light
>Colbert wakes up, his audience cheering and applauding his return to our world
Sorry about that, everyone, we'll have to fire the guy that set that up.
>audience laughs hysterically and uncontrollably
Ok, so-
>audience still laughing and applauding
Alright, settle down
>crowd starts intensely applauding and laughing
EVERYONE PLEASE STOP FOR A MOMENT, I HAVE A SHOW TO DO
>his words become drowned out by the cheers of the crowd
>Colbert notices some audience members are applauding so hard, their hands have turned to paste
WHAT IS HAPPENING
>the cheering crowd becomes separated by roaring flames
no...NO
>Colbert realizes he's in hell
STOP APPLAUDING YOU FOOLS
>they don't stop
ZOORMPF
>this continues for eternity

STOP
LAUGHING

2 FUCKING SCOOPS?!
THIS IS NOT NORMAL
IMPEACHMENT WHEN??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't think Cruz meme is actually dead just yet.

I recently saw a Colbert head shopped onto a perfectly symmetrical Cruz body demanding 'the extra scoop, Dahnald'.

That's far from a dead meme in my analysis.

ZRUMP MUST NOT GET THE NUCLEAR SPRINKLES

underrated

also because he's a reddit icon, a lot of the anti-trump shills here are from r/politics, they raid here constantly

We need new memes because the reddit fags you talk about catch on and ruin them

I love this meme

>When Colbert gets so fucking pissed, he pays people to tell Sup Forums to stop
Or is it (You) personally? lol

NO CLAP

YOU OWN NOTHING GOYIM

Did he even actually say anything about two scoops?

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Flumpty... What makes you think you deserve... TWO FUCKING SCOOPS?

Nah it was created by Russians to bring us together oddly enough. Funny stuff.

OP is like usual a fucking faggot.
This shit is one of the best things from 2017 so far. Its obvious Sup Forums humor.

ALL OF MY HATE CANNOT BE FOUND
I WILL NOT BE DROWNED BY YOUR DOUBLE ICECREAMING

>Sup Forums is not allowed to have memes anymore
OK Reddit, you can go home now.

saved

is this true?

I support trump but seriously guys we can't let him have two scoops of ice cream.

The scoops, Dahnurgbl...

t. colbert

How do you know so much about Reddit?

Give me a quick 2 scoops

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ARE YOU SCOOPING ME ?!

>So...
>"audience starts drooling in anticipation, like a dog who just heard the dinner bell"
>Drumpf...
>"the all-genderfluid audience shifts to "male-mode in order to achieve a singular, synchronized erection"
>I mean, he took a huge "Trump" today...
>"the audience cums while simultaneously bursting into laughter, becoming a single being, bounded by their own cum"
>He's a doo-doo head
>"the audience, now a singular being, starts to absorb energy from Colbert's comedic genius, thus triplicating in size, crushing the staff in the process"
>I mean, if Hillary was president...
>"the audience, now rightfully going by the "they" pronouns, starts to tremble, generating a sound that Satan himself wish he could replicate"
>Everyone would get two scoops of ice-cream
>"upon hearing the words "ice-cream", the audience, now filled with cum, genius level comedic energy, hopes from their crushed dreams, and whatever else pleasures they, ends up exploding into a bloody supernova, spreading the liberal cuckoldry across the cosmos"

THERE ONCE WAS A MAN NAMED DRUMPTH,
WHO HAD TWO SCUMPTHS ON HIS PLUMPTH,
THE MEDIA GOT ONE,
DID SOMEONE JUST FUCKING CLAP
WHO THE FUCK IS CLAPPING
THIS IS NOT A DESIGNATED CLAPPING STUDIO

SO DIS DONALD KRUMP GIT
>rayzez i-brow
DONAL KRUMPF
>audience starts stampin dere feetz and chantin' 'STEE-VUN' rivmiklee
TOOOOOOO SHQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGZ
>audience gitz start bashin da place up
TA-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Chaos Krayzees warp in, turnin da studeeo into a bludbaff
SQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGUZUH
>Gork n Mork stomp off towards Terra

still waiting on the "too many scoops" parody...

youtube.com/watch?v=QrGrOK8oZG8

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so, what's the quick scoop on this meme?

Reddit?

Stop posting about ice cream.

SOUNDS LIKE WE'VE GOT SOME HUGE GROZNELL BROMPF FANS HERE TONIGHT

There's two.. if you can handle it

nice

FORREST GUMP

Mama always told me life is like a scoop of ice cream. YOU ONLE GET ONE SCHROMPF

fucking lmao

First of all, kys shill/cuck.
Second, fuck drumf and fuck white people.

Holy shit lads, this meme is really gaining traction, someone even opening an ice cream shop to exploit its popularity

END IT ALL

The numbers want moar!

What was that? A failed haiku?

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You commies are just mad because you think everyone should only get one scoop. Richfag here, I'm gonna go eat ten scoops.

>LIBTARDS MAD AS FUCK WHEN TRUMP ANNOUNCED HE HAS 8 SCOOPS

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It is never going away. The king of all self loathing white beta cuckolds needs to be taken down a few pegs.

oh we got you now dorbled
you thought you could get away with giving russia our secrets?
you thought you could tell them about isis, our allies?
you're scooped now pal
get reamdy for imbleagchmeitn bgrjmpthd

stfu fagot gtfo asap

Will trump ever be stopped? I mean come on, TWO SCOOPS???

Even if nobody else does, I remember the show Eerie Indiana. Too bad it turned to shit about halfway through season one.

>How can he president with an 8 scoop ice cream headache

That's gonna become a t_d bot now

How did one become so based while the other became such a cuck?

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This
Its funny how Jimmy Kimmel is forgotten how he did nothing but degenerate women and reinforce young men to be degenerate slobs

This needs to be added to the Trump Curse