Brit/pol/: Stoner hours edition

>Labour: £37bn on RNHS. Tories: Let them hack RNHS
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/general-election-recap-theresa-confronted-10421621
archive.is/gKten

>RNHS HACK ATTACK: GCHQ & Hunt knew of vulnerability for 1 month, ""failed""" to push the MS patch
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39918426
archive.is/GWmsj

>"Boys in skirts, contraversial" says man in kilt
bbc.co.uk/news/education-39921309
archive.is/6yiGf

VIDEOS:::
>May on Peston - Corbyn trolls
youtube.com/watch?v=IzgMZhvC8K4
>May meets the voters
youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ4jMvjOcoI
>Fallon would rather forget the party in Syria
youtube.com/watch?v=ahDhdn5jgeE

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escape the UK while you still can

What's Corbyn's stance on home defence?

Tories

Fuck the EU

Get rid

Always people misrepresent him.

Chemical dependencies, tolerances, and brain states exist. He does not deny this. Addiction, however, is a statement of being. Addicts say they 'cannot help' but take these substances, and that they are 'powerless to resist'. Well, this is just not true. People overcome their craving for things all the time. It just takes will. The slippage of free will which comes with 'addiction' is what he means, and says. Celebrities talk about drugs and addiction, but then go into rehab and show that not only that 'addiction' can be 'defeated', but that also it is their own indulgences which allow them to partake in drugs--because rehab is essentially cold turkey.

The slippage of addition is one which draws us towards a world wherein we cannot choose our decisions, and therefore all morality becomes arbitrary. This IS the larger point he is attempting to make, but cannot due to the immense time and thought required to make it in total detail.

His statements are not contradictory. At least not many of the times. You simply think he means something he does not.

It can both be true that the men that commit these crimes are influenced by drugs at the time, even if belief takes them up to that point due to martyrdom, and that the generally less violent people themselves which are flooding the country do not vote for and encourage a culture different to ours.

Remember the Pew study. Many 'peaceful' Muslims sympathise with these attackers. It can also be true that these attackers are pushing into violence, when they may not have otherwise have done such things, by drugs.

Christopher was a revolutionary until he died. A true follower of Camus, it was only a game to him.

Labour ABSOLUTELY FUCKED edition

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>Its another "up late even though I've got work" episode
who here /cheekyboy/

Tick tock, wagie!

I HAVEN'T DONE FUCK ALL INTERESTING RECENTLY EXCEPT WATCH PETER HITCHENS VIDEOS ALL DAY

WHAT SHOULD I SAY

i love mummy

Would you smoke the chronic with Leanne Wood lads?
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39920394

Why are comedy writers all such mentalist cunts?

Just stop lad, you lose your moment

>If we're attacked with nuclear bombs, the military should wait for an order.

I wish i had work tomorrow, got a funeral instead

Not much, thinking about getting a new job/joining x club

ASK HER OUT YOU FUCKING SPASTIC

Lads am I making the right decision by saving all my lewds before Mummy May censors the internet?

We have until approximately May 2018 to stock up.

ask her does she want to get a drink sometime

It's bombing, m8.
>Indeed
Bit neckbeardy
Just seems like a bit of a dull conversation. I think she's just being polite

I'm busy this week, but let's get a coffee this weekend

What the fuck is wrong with me, lads.
I am constantly tired and need more sleep.
I slept till 12:00 today even though I had THREE alarms for 10:30, 11:00 and 11:30

Would anybody here actually be willing to romance a person who spoke as follows?

"arww thas nice inii id luvs to av us a cwch on tha sofaa in frunt of easenders tanigh how bow eht luv u up for tha?"

If you would even contemplate doing this then you're not truly British.

whos funeral

...

...

Brady is dead

Obviously it takes a cunt to murder kids but it takes a special kind of cunt to not say where they are hidden after you've been caught

>Harrington is looking at a life sentence for rape
It was literally self-defense

Is that Welsh?

>he doesn't already have gigabytes of porn saved


I don't envy you

Sounds poorthener to me?

The more you coast through with pleasantries and catching up, the less likely you'll actually get to 'catch up' in person, if you know what I mean

They know which side their bread is buttered

You have to ask her out RIGHT NOW.

>Raping two men for five days
>Self defence

Savage

THE COMPETE STATE OF YOU LOT

>"Not really just work etc you?"
>"Browsing Brit/pol/, asking for dating advice from a bunch of autists"

Be honest with her.

VPN
Sucks, but it's just going to end up being a little additional cost on top of your service. It's damn near essential even today, God knows how you'll manage without one in 2 years

Mate, listen to me now

She is still entertaining your conversation DESPITE every fucking retarded thing you've said.

You do still have a small chance, believe it or not, but you HAVE to escalate it RIGHT NOW.

How do Sunday Sport get the rights to use these photos for their fake stories

Do they just use dead people to get around libel laws?

Immoral edition.

1. you sit on your fat arse all day
2. you sit on your fat arse all day and stare at a screen
3. you sit on your fat arse all day and stare at a screen stuffing your face with shitty food
4. you sit on your fat arse all day and stare at a screen stuffing your face with shitty food and then stay up until the early hours of the morning, in doing so, raping your natural sleep cycle
5. etc..

m a y s t h e t i c

Lads, I'm considering dropping out of uni and offing myself. I'm doing a shitty social sciences degree but I'm thinking maybe switch to another degree, what should I go for? I can't do STEM as I don't have the grades, is my best option suicide?

You painted your bedroom recently. She should come check it out.

I got all my favourite porn in physical form, I just hope the police don`t raid me.

>an Independant UN investigation must occur and security council resolution must be passed before any Britbong can use force to protect their* property

*their property is indeed not theirs, but belongs to the state.

Aye this burger is on point, i plan on buggering off to Oz where they sent all the ango retrobates all them years ago.
>i can get better money for my trade over there.
>Family over there
>surfing
>Hot weather
>barbcues
>Fosters
>I automatically become an infamous shitposter by my flag!
Whats not to like aprart from venom dripping spiders they can jog on!

Cwtch is welsh.

It was him or them. He used the only weapon he had at his disposal to make sure the intruders were incapacitated. You would have done the same.

...

Bristol?

And yes I would because I appreciate a proper British accent. A fuck load better than the disgusting (((Southern))) accent is nowadays.

So sleeping 17 hours on a Friday night is normal after a week of work because I sit on the computer?

riiight...

>asking two questions at once
This is a major red flag to women, lad.

Graham Linehan is the ultimate virtue signalling cunt. He live tweeted his wifes abortion in the UK to gain gushing support and recognition in Ireland.

Stop yapping and ask her out and then close it off with going to bed (even though you're not)

LITERALLY tell her that you are on Sup Forums
just sneak it in there, she won't understand

Ask her out. Also rate my attempt.

tory mummy boys all over

It's meant to be "couch" but he changed it to phonetic.

t. welshman

>tfw it's finally all over for BRAAPF now

Snoozing your alarm constantly just makes you more tired.

Make a fucking schedule and stick to it. Get up at the same time - drag yourself from bed if you have to - and go to bed at the same time. No fucking about on here til all hours and put the computer off and your devices away an hour before you turn in. Read a book instead Adding regular exercise to the mix will also help this along.

It takes about a week to ten days for your body to adjust; you just need the willpower to do it.

>That lone Pajeet

Kek

what do you work in?

C I V I C

She set you up easy for that one

Pic related really activates my autism. Our electoral system is ridiculously unfair.

Give her a quick rundown of the bogpill.

Grandad's, gotta give a speech and everything. Be glad to get it over with it's taken a month because of the coroner & his asbestos

Lads, what does a proper British date look like?

Obviously gay American shite like "grabbing a coffee" is excluded

What's the point of nice body if you're still going to die spitting your lungs out

Yeah

>still replying to posts in the last thread

>The token brown guy

Doesn't sound like an Bristolian I've ever heard

Fat Lad made me laugh too

Got 7g of some really nice northern lights. guy who sold it to me said he's had the mother plant and been running clones off it for 16 years

If you didn't fuck her after that you deserve castration.

> tfw comfy rain outside

who /northeast/ here

Depending on your year you might as well finish it, get the degree and apply for generic graduate jobs programs that accept anything.

Insomnias horrible I've had it in the past

Exercise yourself to exhaustion everyday and read an hour before bed. Helped me loads

She won't have a nice body in 60 years when that happens regardless of whether she smoked or not.

It would be alright if the Conservative Party was actually a conservative party

Round the backs with Daniella

>125669604
>British
>date

I'll stop you right there friend.

VPN.

PIA or Nord

Pub, usually. Somewhere which doesn't have Rihanna blaring at 120dB so you can hear yourself speak.

And not your local; somewhere swanky that does cocktails etc.

If that goes well, then you can go get something to eat the next time.

Eh, it works.

Would have been a better idea to playfully insult her but I can't really think of anything in that vein.

fptp > av >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pr

Why are they predominantly white?

>he drinks coffee

"Let's grab some lunch" if you're middle class, "Let's grab a pint" if you're working class, "Let me boot yer in the fud" if you're scottish.

The same applies to the US, get out while you can.

Cute tbqh, good work.

Don't push the compliment too hard though. It becomes needy/creepy.

Swing by Gregg's for a pasty and then into the Working Man's Club for eight pints of bitter

Conservatives mate

...

Depends on what year you're in. If you're past halfway, you'd be as well knuckling down and finishing it.

grabbing 8L of white lightning from the co-op and then vomiting explosively in the brook, of course.