Checkmate capitalist scum

Checkmate capitalist scum

Is Nurse Joy going to work for free or is the trainer demanding others pay for his profit driven battles?

socialism

he fucked his pokemon too hard, broke the anus.

so everyone, even non Pokemon owners have to pay for trainers being stupid

>my pokemon has never been hit in battle

If I were a pokemon, I'd definitely be weezing... Just spazzing out and farting all the time.

>Be Link
>Have to find a fucking letter that says you have permission to buy magic medicine
>Show the letter to an old woman
>Medicine is now 65 rupees.

GANNON DID NOTHING WRONG

>Wait, I have to PAY for this highly sought out service that uses a building and technology and employs people that need wages while I am out and about doing nothing that benefits society and pays nothing into the taxes?!?!??!!!??!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Adult children that use harry potter and pokemon as their political stage are the most functionally retarded people in our nation.

Don't forget, the currency system in Pokemon is based on the yen.

They're rioting because they don't want to spend $5 to heal their pokemon.

Take better care of your Pokémon then, you fucking retard.

The reason people are reckless with their Pokémon is because of the free handouts of health care.

Would there be world peace in the Pokémon universe if there was a cost? People would battle far less and Pokémon would be happier.

>kid gets sent off into the wild to care for himself and become the best animal trainer/fighter.

Was pokemon red pilled? I was like 7.

The thought of using a Wheezing to gas people is hilarious

But I used to let my pokemon get to red health knowing that the healthcare was free

Alos sage.

>something you never had before and never had a problem with not having suddenly becomes a huge issue now that you are being forced to pay for it

Am I clearly understanding the topic here?

look how happy he is, finally found a purpose in life gassing hippies.

>Can't spare 500 p
Fucking poorfag needs to learn how to battle better. Also harvest berries you casual scum.

>"free" market

i dont battle in Pokemon

>fictional world designed for children
>also the perfect template for socialism

If pokemon were real then someone would eventually come along with a party so stacked that no man, gang, or nation could stop them from killing/raping/stealing whatever the fuck they want.

The fact that you have to apply socialism to a fake world in order to make it seem plausible just shows how fucking retarded it is.

what if it was specifically designed for minor wounds?

That fuckin' nurse looks like Ebola Chan.

What is the hypothetical oath?

>mean while I'm using my pets for fighting
You do know who's in the wrong here right?

*hypocritical

*Hippocratic*

>lets animals battle each other for profit
>Wants people who actually work for a living pay for the expenses

Sometimes I rip the hairs out of my asshole and see how long of a rope I can twist

>that nurse
>american childhoods

Sup Forums is 18+

>1 post by this ID
you guys are easy to bait. saged

Honestly this. Free healthcare just enables reckless battles. If you run out of money you should have to git gud at battling and shake down some toddlers for their lunch money, or go home family man. Pokemon battlers are literally welfare nigger sociopathic kids dogfighting as a dickwaving contest, while all the honest hard-working NPCs pay forward to enable their niggerdom. Its some silly pg version of A Clockwork Orange.

Maybe they should start charging so people stop abusing their pokemon.

>abuse animal
>not my fault!

Hol up. I could have sworn you had to pay the pokecenter in the games after you got your shit slapped?

that would make the game more challenging though instead of the babytime pisseasy cakewalk faggotry that it is now

There were always fees, they charged crazy fees to trainers who sucked and had their whole team faint, subsidizing care for the good trainers..

>DUDE GIVE ME FREE STUFF LMAO

Do leftists seriously think these comics help their case?

Lel

potion is subsidized the the Poke govenment

Nurse Joy is a highly trained professional and so are the Chanseys and/or Audinos that also had to go through college educations.

Pokemon are explicitly at their happiest when battling. The reason they attack humans is to see if they're worthy of training them, they don't want to be trained by someone weaker than them.

A human-trained Pokemon gains levels much faster, get better diets, and better healthcare which means they have a huge survival advantage as well as gain substantial breeding advantage.

Its canon that Pokemon fucking love to fight. Its not just people cockfighting them, they'd happen even if people weren't around. Humans are just really good personal trainers.

That's stupid. Why not just utilize pokemon on something productive? like using magnemites to power up cars

Stupid fucking comics like this is why I never played Digimon in the first place.

>why I never played digimon
you missed out.

Uhh, Starmie is obviously the best.
All the girls want your shit AND you're one of the strongest pokemon out there.

Dude. You're from Japan.
I think the very first episode has fucking Pikachu producing electricity for a backup generator for the pokecenter.

>No one has mentioned that that Koffing should have a swastika shopped on him
For shame Sup Forums, for shame.

It's literally $5 to heal your cockfighting monsters.

He sure did.