/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - HOLD UP AT THE 7-ELEVEN EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

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First for sassy

eternal drag racers

I love these threads!

So comfy (and glad I am NOT in Chicongo)

Who threw the shoe? The Male Black?

I do not know. They have good aim however.

this thread is pretty hot

thats generally a safe guess.

Sumffin about dere CUZZin, she be outside wearin pink.

>shots fired

male black
male hispanic
general scofflaws

>8 shots fired
>ah ah ah

>sex offense other
>...?

EIGHT
EIGHT SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH

8 shots fired

...

male black with a gun
and a purple polka dot umbrella

WTF
Lawrence and sheridan

>polka dot umbrella
>with a gun

>male black w gun
>red polka dot umbrella
trendy nigga bout ta git ta werk

Man with gun and polka dot umbrella? Pimps have diversified their getup it seems.

im not saying it's a pimp but it's a pimp

>knife
>bat
>profanity

>5 shots fired

NINE
NINE SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH

shots fired

damn this is the second call I've misheard

my lease expires at the end of July
I will flee this horrible city

I thought it was nine too, who knows man.

12 shots
12 SHOTS FIRED
AH HAHA HA

Has anyone tried to count how many shots get fired in an average night on this radio? First time listener here, I can't believe how active this is.

>mfw the whole last 10 minutes

...

male white
GTFO

Nice.

MALE BLACK
hit her in eye

thats just foreplay ho

Male black with no shirt and braids hit her in the eye.

What is the current weather/temp in Chicongo tonight?

CHICAGO BUMP
nigger spic Robert etc
lots of slide threads tonight

Male Black taking out eyes left right and center tonight.

the umbrellas are out

18˚ Partly Cloudy. Partly cloudy throughout the day.
Next Hour: Partly cloudy. No precipitation anywhere in the area.

>CURRENT WEATHER IN CHICAGO
Temperature: 64 F
Mostly Cloudy
81% humidity
Wind: 6 mph

my fingers stink of bicycle grease

...

>7 shots

7 shots fired

Ha Ha Ha

>5-6

>5-6 shots fired

>AH AH AH

seven shots fired
SEVEN
AH HAHAHA

FIVE TO SIX!
FIVE TO SIX SHOTS FIRED!
AH AH AH

Corrections issued, seven heard.

bleeding but not responding

Nigger knocker confirmed.

FIVE!
FIVE SHOTS FIRED!
AH AH AH

five shots
black pickup
silver vehicle
FIVE
FIVE SHOTS FIRED
AH HAHAHAHA

I love this fucking city.

checked
Same here, can't live in it, can't live without it

Kek, It's a long distance relationship, and I'm ok with that.

>A U T O M A T I C
>S H O T S
>F I R E D

automatic gunfire
4-6 shots
SHOTS FIRED
AHA HAHAHA
PERSHING AND MORGAN

I swear you constantly fuck up on purpose to annoy people. get it right or fuck off, faggot leaf.

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both counts were right
report was 4 to 6 shots fired
that averages five
other post
five and seven were both correct

besides its hard to keep track
male black is constantly firing

2348 west jackson
selling drugs
pistol in waisteband
male black

OP is heading off, lads. Stay comfy.

OP is never comfy if he or she was in
CHICAGO
10/4

>in chicago only war

>on the front, one the floor, and no one is home
christ, melodramatic dispatch there holmes...

I'm back, bitches.

I've been seeing /CPD/ for ages (and appreciating its existence) but only dropped in for the first time earlier today.

I could not have underestimated the /comfy/ of this any more.

>nice, cozy, rainy, stormy night
>stoned
>alone
>listening quietly to emergency personnel, professionals, communicating nonchalantly about life-changing crimes every few seconds

Like a blanket for the soul.

Must be nice to live in a cozy area of Chicago itself, but I'm also quite happy to be away from there.

>vicious animal, large black dog walking around the neighborhood

>once you go male black you never go back

4am in chicago & robert needs crowd control for a 50 person deep mob