I hope this cuck bar owner attention whore won't start falsely bitching to police like a thot fake rape claimant he's getting explosive threats phoned in at peak biz hrs. Waste of police resources.
Portland bar illegally offers free whiskey for life if you'll punch Steve Bannon
Nolan Barnes
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Chase Davis
it's not really illegal, it's just a crime
Jace White
Punch steve, then share free whiskey with steve, I see no problem
Jayden Diaz
FPBP
JAPAN WITH THE BANTZ HAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHA
NIPON SOUNDS LIKE NIPPLES
William James
thats that same thing you moran
Dylan Robinson
There must be more than 1 Steve bannon
Juan Johnson
Well done
Mason Lee
Even with the legal fees and travel, that could be a significant investment for me. Where does he live?
Jaxon Nguyen
I'm pretty sure you actually get him charged with a crime here, this is like a contract to commit assault on Bannon and if you do the math all out you can prove its a substanial amount of money
Carson Jenkins
what if steve bannon punched himself
Kevin Bailey
...
James Harris
Conspiracy charges could likely be brought against him
Thomas Young
Obviously it's a statement intended to be taken as a joke, thus it's legal.
Levi Cruz
wrong
Brody Fisher
he'd be autistic, literal chris chan
Easton Nelson
bump
Michael Jones
Wrong.
Hunter Sanders
Hipsters only drink overly-hopped craft brews anyway, the owner should at least understand his demographics.
David Scott
>Be Steve Bannon
>Go to Portland for business
>Decided to have a drink
>Enjoy my beer
>Tab comes
>"Punch Steve Bannon, Win Free Whisky for Life"
>Smirk
>"Excuse me, Mr. Manager--"
>Punch myself in the face
>The manager's knees buckle as he realizes he's legally obligated to pay me free whisky for life
Joseph Hill
...
Owen Cooper
No reasonable person would take that statement literally. Therefore, it's protected speech.
Blake Cox
Fucking genius
Henry Rivera
>President commits treason
>"meh"
>Rando solicits a good ole fashion punchin'
>"OMG I'M LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW THIS IS LITERALLY TREASON"
Benjamin Powell
>The left
>Reasonable
They punched Spencer and McInes, why wouldn't they Bannon?
They're all Nazis in the eyes of the left.
Kevin Collins
based ausposter
Mason Watson
>come up behind you
>punch you in the back the head
>"I'll take a double, bartender"
Dominic Clark
Good old Sup Forums, getting triggered and wanting a full-blow investigation over a joke.
Yeah, someone is really going to take up that offer you dumbfucks.
Tyler Taylor
Eli Price
>President commits treason
Your ass is showing, Shariabluef.
Joseph Ward
Trump's ass will be showing when he's swinging from the noose, cuck.
Ryan Thompson
LOL...Trump only has a 2.5% chance of winning the election, too. I'll give you this, you sure do keep hope alive.
Michael Carter
And there it is, boys.
The left's real intention.
Christopher Kelly
who is this angel? send her to me
Mason Cook
> Be Steve Bannon.
> Go to Portland bar.
> Allow all bar patrons to punch you in the face
> Bar goes bankrupt from paying the amount of free whiskey they are giving out,
Aiden James
I didn't write the constitution, I just read it.
Grayson Wilson
Does the constitution require proof? Do you have proof, or are you just talking outta your ass? Pretty sure you have no proof. Can I see some proof?
Brandon Reed
Yeah, I hired a private investigator and he said there's evidence on Seth Rich's laptop that Trump is going to hang for treason.
Jayden Martin
Well then. Now we're talkin'.
Nathaniel Rodriguez
Don't know the burger situation but over here this would under no circumstances create a legally binding agreement. So even if you did you can't claim the reward, I'm going to assume they have something similar.