Hypothetically, how would one cut the head off a statue like this?

Hypothetically, how would one cut the head off a statue like this?

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with a butterknife

Plasma torch. Power hack saw.
Why? You need meth?

Red spraypaint across the neck would send the message just fine m8.

Make sure its waterproof

Didn't bart simpson do this once?

Is it massive or hollow?

If it's the latter, a strong hacksaw or a small blowtorch could be enough.

youtube.com/watch?v=xKlCpKv8M8Y

Lenin was better than Cuck Nicholas II.

nice digits, not a lot of help
I'm here to smoke meth and fuck with commies, and I'm all outta meth
it wouldn't though

Attach a chain to a powerful enough truck

Hollow

Don't people usually paint the hands red? It's a good bronze. Don't touch it, faggot.

nah man... that was just cloud talk.

watched a co-worker cut through a brass padlock with a butter knife, so still is a possibility. can expand the story for more detail if requested

Pull down the entire statue, desecrate it and behead it.

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The statue is hollow. Bring one of those cutters (cant remember the english name). it takes a while though...

I'm not in the business of getting documented doing this, it'll be a quick thing
People fuck with it all the time, but a good beheading will make the news everywhere, I imagine
"Local autist attempts to cut off statue head with butterknife, is caught after three hours"
That's a lot of work and implies I'm willing to go to jail or pay fines for something as dumb as this

I am all for removing statues of Lenin. For one it is neither OUR culture or OUR heirtage. But you teach here how to remove a statue or deface it, all you will do is teach the left how to deface the statues which represent our heritage, which is the United States. This is already being done though out our country and most recently New Orleans. So user, learn it your own damn self, it is not safe here, or go to the one board that is not tainted.

The N.O. ones are being sold, at least.

If it was easy and quick it would happen all the time.

Get a thermal lance

Then steal the truck you use to do it with. If you get caught before hand just tell the police you planned to run it into a crowd of infidels for Allah. The libs in charge will let you go so they don't look racist.

how come people liked communism when everyone was in the gulag

1000 degree knife ofc

You could braze a bronze a cock in his mouth in a few minutes.

>He's still buttmad that superior side won

Hacksaw with a fresh blade. If it's actually brass or a similar soft metal, and it's hollow, you'll cut through it in a minute or two if you're handy with a hack-saw. The quickest way is to cut over halfway through, then lever the rest off with a hacksaw

Took the head off a local statue for shits when I was a teenager. The hardest part is not getting seen doing it.

What exactly is the problem with communism the Yanks have?

If SJWs and AntiFa punk rockers are fine with fucking with the South's statues and flags, then fuck with this statue in return.

>then lever the rest off with a hacksaw

By which I mean crowbar

I thought that was the Virgina ones. And to whom are they being sold to? People who honors the history or people that will smelt it into new "grills" for their Cadillacs.

I would use an O2 torch. Quiet, portable, minimal setup required.

Will it reach is the question, a wire saw would be hell to set up and extremely loud. Probably would need another man to help you dig bits out as it melts so it goes faster but I think it would do it.

It's bronze, probably about 1/2" thick, and takes a while. (did some casting in school)

>1/2" thick

Are you sure about that? Seems like an excessive amount of material to waste on a statue considering it's size.. The one I took the head off was to scale and would have been between 1/4" to 1/8" thick through the neck.

I guess it's undecided, but they will be preserved:
nola.com/politics/index.ssf/2017/05/confederate_monuments_where_ar.html

>I'm here to smoke meth and fuck with commies, and I'm all outta meth
you're going places kid. i like you.

Asking for a friend?

Kind of depends on armature and stuff. Big ones are thicker.

Thermite

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Simpsons did it

I think the statue's fucking gay but if it means keeping the Confederate monuments I'm fine with it.

this is all you will need

Sound isn't a problem as long as it results in an extremely quick head removal. People won't investigate until the noise becomes annoying and obviously not going away. Police will take a long time to respond to a noise complaint.

You have 5 or 10 minutes easily. Prpbably morw. So a loud tool that is very very fast is the best option.

Assuming I cut this thing off properly within a timely manner, how would I ensure anonymity in getting away with this in the long run?

Homie don't wanna play with the feds figuring me out.

Not jet fuel for sure

the statue is on the seattle water front and thats a tourist area the bike cops will show up if there is noise because they are on crackhead patrol

That would certainly burn a whole straight through it, but then you'd be in an ATF basement cell within the hour and facing 20 to life.

If someone were to remove the head of a statue they better be dressed in a fluorescent vest and wear a helmet and googles.

I'd start by not making a thread about it.

Oh shit that's actually a good idea

Still sickens me that what is American is being undermined all thanks to the Marxist agenda. So if OP is any man of his word and true to it, then I do hope you attack the problem(marxism) and not our heritage(confederacy).

>grow a beard
>chop head
>throw the head over the rail
>run like hell
>shave
also wear something distinctive like a hat and then ditch it so that will be whats noticed if there's a camera

A statue near to me had its head cut off because he was working with the nazis. So they recast the statue in bronze and put a tracking device in the head.

Make sure the head has no tracking device.

Jesus Christ you have statue of Lenin in USA? And you call us Europeans cucked etc. you are beyond the point of repair get rid of that shit

nah thermite is quite easy to make, i doubt anyone would care

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It came to Seattle from your country

Thermite

Wouldn't the shape of a statue result in thermite deflecting off it? No flat surfaces.

>It came to Seattle from your country
well it looks unlike German we actually have good sense of humor

You leave our Lenin statue alone! Did you see it a couple weeks ago when the face was painted orange to make fun of Cheeto Hitler? That was hilarious! XD

Pretty sure this is planning a crime so Americans and brits are already in trouble just for reading posts.

Hypothetically this

What your doing is nigger tier even if the statue represents something you hate it's still a nigger act

>Pretty sure this is planning a crime so Americans and brits are already in trouble just for reading posts.
if only the authorities knew what we all have in store for you potatonigger.

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Do your research - it's there for historical reasons, not in praise of communism. Don't fuck with it, or you're no better than the lefties that wanted that statue of Jefferson Davis taken down.

What film?

I bet asstralians can be prosecuted for reading bad words too.

It is not on the waterfront. There are businesses and residences all around it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_statues_of_Vladimir_Lenin#United_States

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_statues_of_Stalin#United_States

You have some too comrade:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_statues_of_Vladimir_Lenin#Czech_Republic

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_statues_of_Stalin#Czech_Republic

Honestly this.

If you begin to destroy history then you're no better than them.

There's a documentary about it. It was in some Polish scrap yard or something, and was hard as fuck and expensive to get it over here. Russians did great heroic statues. Don't fuck with it.

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>You have some too comrade:
Well we we're part of USSR, whats your excuse?

dremel tool

>were were part of USSR
You aren't any more.
>whats your excuse
OP is taking too long.

Well, it's better than what we have in our capital. A hammer crushing a swastika. Wonder how many times I have taken a piss there at night

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OIt's in Fremont right next to Maritime Lodge #239, not on the waterfront, tard

>I bet asstralians can be prosecuted for reading bad words too.
maybe. but i bet nobody gives a fuck what a bog born Papist traitor has to say about anything ever.

LEL burn it down!!!

destroying monuments is a nigger tier action.
It doesn't matter if it's a monument to a person you don't like.

>You aren't any more.
Yes we aren't that is why there is just one left in Olomouc which is full of communist miners.
>OP is taking too long.
I agree with that
I mean that after cold war and everything you Americans allow to put that thing in your country, those who voted for it should be despised

I thought your country was pretty much national socialist though? High tax, state services and crushing conformity demanded by the state.

Which is why I'm free to shit post to the max. I'm going to kill your prime ministah.

what if the statue was a penis playing with its pussy?

>paint the pussy black
>paint the penis yellow
>spray paint SHRIMP FRY RICED on the ground beside it

Why would I be in Sweden?

the free market
100% foolproof

braze a giant bronze sombrero and taco on

Thermite

>Wonder how many times I have taken a piss there at night
Have you ever seen some Swede trying to mate with that hammer?
I agree but Lenin and Stalin are villains that doesn't deserve a statue

>litteraly burst out in laughter

kek. good one, user

Detcord.

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> O2 torch.
Retarded Brits.
It's called Oxygen-Acetylene. You also need a welding mask for eye protection.
It would take a really long time due to the rest of the statue acting as a heat sink. You would likely get arrested before you even damaged the statue. Just get a chain and a big truck.

Think it's a honor-statue for the communist resistance. Most people don't care for it, and many think it is a waste of tax-money. And of course a lot of people thinking we shouldn't honor communists who literally suported Stalin and USSR after the war. The real traitors I will say.

But yeah.. No, we are noe that national socialist, at least not in Oslo

Not in finland tho red scum. Anyway tsar nicky deserved it