*blocks your path*

>Ya'll ain't from around here are ya.

>You one of them northern negros who be commin down heah?

>Or you one of them damn yankee slime?

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I came to reclaim Lousiana and you are not going to stop me.

no hablas ingles

Hey look, the sheriff is my cousin. Didn't you vote for him?

Sorry, I'm Canadian. Please shoot me.

Ay ye git outta me fuckin' way cunt or I'll smash ya with me didgeridoo!

But I am from around here. Born and raised in the south, never been more north than Tennessee and never been more west than Texas.

>You one of them northern negros

Implying negroes have any class, wherever they are from.

>fuck off Caucasian nigger

would redneck shoot me for being a Slav?

Am I being detained?

Fuckin hipsters these days... Look at that shitty facial hair.

>Taking pride in how little you've travelled.

>Am I being detained?

Well, now. do you really wanna go that route?

I'm from North Carolina mister so I will be on my way. Hope y'all have a blessed day.

Take him for a drink, take him out for a meal, put a few dollars in his pocket. Let him in on some illicit booking and whoring profits. Then he's our guy.

>Oy vey, sheriff its me mordechai your banker in texas union
>How's kids sheriff?
>Coming this friday to the synagogue?

>do 360 and suck his dick

No sir, ah'm one of yers. D'ya need me ta prove it?

BBBBBRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP
SPLARTSLLLLLYOOORTTT
nao scuse me, ah'm meetin mah cuzin

Am I free to go?
I must notify you that this encounter is being recorded.

>Britcucks once again show how little they know of geography
If I ever want to visit the Middle East I'll be sure to visit your sad little rainy socialist island.

Well, I want to ask you a few questions.

That's still one country you donut.

Yeah I'm a yankee

Am I being detained?

>engage immediate panic attack
>Fumble for Ativan
>Eat buckshot
>Ded
>Necessary force etc

Can you tell me why you are driving on this road this time of day, sir?

Geeeeet out foreigner. Y'all ain't welcome in these parts.

No Sheriff I'm coming home. Here take this cornbread I made, notice how it's not that sweet yankee shit out of a box. It feels good to be back, keep up good work.

It's one country, but it's more than you tiny irrelevant "countries" will ever traverse. Texas, Florida, and Louisiana are completely different places with different people and cultures.

Is that illegal?
Am I suspected of committing a crime?

On my way to fuck your bitch

(I actually said this to a cop lmao)

Im british please dont kill me

Not an argument. Well traveled =\= one country lmao

Well we will have to see about that. Do you have anything you would like to tell me about what might be in your vehicle?

You'd have to explain what "slav" means before they know if they don't like you or not

> Germans don't have a sense of humor

Why would you say that? Do you think saying that to an officer is funny, sir?

Have you been drinking or consuming anything I ought to know about?

Middle Earth actually

If I ever want to be "well-traveled" I certainly wouldn't visit an irrelevant, minuscule speck of a country like the Czech Republic. I'm surprised you even have internet there. The rest of the world sucks. Most of Europe is the New Middle East, Africa as a whole is shit, Asia sucks for the most part. South Korea and Japan seem alright. Might visit Australia just to experience real life shitposting.

They should of just used abo's in planet of the apes

kek

To an American cop or a German cop? I am impressed if it is the former.

>No sir
>Obviously not black
>Politely express indignation of his implication that I'm a god damn yankee.
>toss out a "Y'all" or two
>"A'right, you can go on."

No I do not. Am I being detained?

We bought it fair and square. Maybe you should have cared more about it than some filthy nigger island

Spain has the greater claim, Frenchie.

Besides, from what I hear tell, y'all got problems of your own over there in the land of cheese and can-can.

No sir. I reckon not.

Here is your license.

Have a good day.

*vroom*

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I'm American and an American cop. I'm a nigga too. he was just some racist douche hating on a young nigga driving a much better car than his fat ass. I wouldn't dare say that to a German cop its actually illegal to insult them.

Body cams and dash cams probably saved you a lot of headaches, soldier.

Not a soldier and yes that's why they should exist. It was an illegal jackass stop I wasn't speeding or acting crazy just driving on a road at night.

Why are you in Germany? Are you working for the US Government in some form or fashion?

Or a dependent?

You have to be 18+ to post on this board. Sage

>and an American cop

Sorry. I just saw that part.

>>You one of them northern negros

THEY CALL ME MR.TIBBS!

No I just have a regular job. Was recruited in the US and moved here. Work in Software

Pay good compared to the US?

Hours good? Work from home?

Is it true that workers over there get 6 weeks of paid leave a year?

Any language barriers?

Ya hey der, I'm from minneasota and I got lost a lookin fer Dat bait shop. Can ya kindly derect me to da nearist ice fishin lake?

Pay is trash but your money goes further due to the lower cost of living. In the US I'd be making 90k USD I make 56k Euros. Hours are long and little work from home. Also the culture is annoying because everyone wants to be right and theres little teamwork sometimes. Slick don't like this but meh.,

>and theres little teamwork sometimes

I believe you but I admit that this surprises me.

That is a long way from here, sir.

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RAMZPAUL Video.

Travel for it's own sake is bullshit. It doesn't broaden one's horizons, it just reinforces previous notions. "Oh, look! Everywhere I go, I find people just like the ones at home. We truly share a global community." Travel is just another form of virtue signalling.