Brit/pol/ the voters know edition

>Child murderer Ian Brady finally dead
itv.com/news/2017-05-15/moors-murderer-ian-brady-dead-at-age-79/

>Tories set out their stall on workers' rights
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/14/workers-get-year-leave-care-elderly-relatives-tory-government/

>Progressive alliance would not stop Tory majority, study suggests
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/13/party-alliance-not-stop-tory-majority-labour-greens-lib-dems

>'Robin Hood tax' on City pledged by Labour
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39910293

>Thornberry swears on live TV
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/14/emily-thornberry-turns-air-blue-accuses-sir-michael-fallon-talking/

>Tories plan to build more council houses
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39911569

>NHS computer systems targeted by large scale attack
bbc.co.uk/news/health-39899646

>Lib dems: DUDE WEED LMAO
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39897999

Other urls found in this thread:

mirror.co.uk/news/politics/general-election-recap-theresa-confronted-10421621
archive.is/gKten
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39918426
archive.is/GWmsj
bbc.co.uk/news/education-39921309
archive.is/6yiGf
youtube.com/watch?v=IzgMZhvC8K4
youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ4jMvjOcoI
youtube.com/watch?v=ahDhdn5jgeE
en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Silvio_Berlusconi
youtube.com/watch?v=0XjJAOTP6wI
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/16/success-for-labour-in-election-would-be-200-seats-says-mccluskey
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/election-len-mccluskey-says-200-seats-successful-campaign-labour-unite-jeremy-corbyn-unions-a7739501.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

May and the Tories would have no chance at all on a level playing field against Corbyn, but with the media in their back pockets, they're way too powerful.

Just had a refreshing glass of skimmed milk

Reminder that universal suffrage was a mistake.

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she's so fucking ugly

Every fucking caller on LBC Nigel Farage voting labour.

London was a mistake.

Start buying guns.

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>skimmed

Whole or kys.

>being this wrong

Don't vote UKIP.

Mogg is the way.

>tfw pinko scum somehow infiltrate your apartment block campaigning for Labour
>knock on every door except mine

Just wanted to tell communists to fuck off lads.

>even our shite media hates comrade corbyn

fine by me. they don't go far enough in denouncing the dirty old communist tbph

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Actually that's incorrect
Rifles can have up to 10 rounds of ammunition and they can be lever action, bolt action, double barrel, straight pull, and even semi auto and pump action in 22. calibers and lower. (for example, winchester repeaters and lee enfield rifles.
Also, you are allowed black powder pistols and old revolvers, most those that use black powder I believe.
Also, the shotgun magazine thing actually goes up to 3 rounds.
Our government is so fucking retarded when it comes to gun laws though, I really wish the conservatives would actually try and lossen them a little more, make the common sense; we should be able to own hand guns when licensed and shotguns shouldn't need a certificate, rifle certificates should be much easier to get hold of too if you have no mental health issues or criminal record. WE NEED GUNZ!

>Giving a fuck about these dead cunts from over 50 years ago
Jesus, get over it.

>they know
Best get out while you can mate.

Maomentum trolls clogging up the phone lines.

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>Tories
>Worker's rights

Lets all take some time to remember our beloved Jo Cox and where she is today.

>minutes silence.

Pretty chuffed that we'll get the chance to metaphorically kill communists in June lads.

The worst photo yet, of her.

You can freely get semi-automatic large magazine shotguns?

She genuinely has fetal alcohol syndrome
What an ugly cunt
Don't get why plebs post this black shit, they're pornstars, they get paid to do it

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>Rifles can have up to 10 rounds of ammunition
not true, there are no limits

She doesn't look quite the same without a giant black cock dangling on her head.

>Tories
>standing for anything besides crony capitalism

OP, I know that you're a faggot and a right-wing NEET but don't you think the Labour manifesto is worth including?

Yes, surprisingly enough

>GCHQ honeypot posters talking about guns again

Every single day.

Macaroni btfo

since when has brit/pol/ started worshipping chavs? They are filth and a mixture of underclass filth, niggers and paki put into one package causing anti social chaos, crime and leeching off taxes.

Unemployment should only be for 6 months, plenty of time to find a job.

>real capitalism has never been tried

>People ITT actually think it's a bad manifesto

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Based Silvio

>If you own firearms within the law and advocate that others exercise the right to do so as well you're a GCHQ honeypot

doin me a think there

>t. "I live with mummy and daddy, I'm 31 and they still pay my rent... but you NEETS need to grow UP!!!"

>since when has brit/pol/ started worshipping chavs?
b-but they're white!

Be honest lads, how bad war labour's manifesto and what are their chances of winning?

>The Conservatives have completely failed to show any leadership on this issue. In the first 100 days of government, we will produce a cross-departmental strategy to meet our international obligations on the refugee crisis.

Lads, what was the name of that British girl that used to write for Breitbart?

Victoria something?

>Chavez's Venezuela looks good on paper

Are people here seriously buying guns for some fantasy war?

> how bad war labour's manifesto
1983/10
> what are their chances of winning?
nil

Reminder: Don't Labour, Conservative, Lib-Dems.

All corpse parties. Vote LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE.

Don't like what you see? Run your own party. You'd be very suprise.

ffs, stoopid commie

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>taking our fair share of refugees
>protecting gypo rights

Pretty much shot themselves with those alone.

No we buy guns to have gun shooting, what do you think?

who reverted to the old OP?

here's some links that are 1 day old not 4 days old


>Labour: £37bn on RNHS. Tories: Let them hack RNHS
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/general-election-recap-theresa-confronted-10421621
archive.is/gKten

>RNHS HACK ATTACK: GCHQ & Hunt knew of vulnerability for 1 month, ""failed""" to push the MS patch
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39918426
archive.is/GWmsj

>"Boys in skirts, contraversial" says man in kilt
bbc.co.uk/news/education-39921309
archive.is/6yiGf

VIDEOS:::
>May on Peston - Corbyn trolls
youtube.com/watch?v=IzgMZhvC8K4
>May meets the voters
youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ4jMvjOcoI
>Fallon would rather forget the party in Syria
youtube.com/watch?v=ahDhdn5jgeE

>LADS, GATHER ROUND AND LET'S TALK ABOUT GUNS. ANYONE WANT TO ASK ME ABOUT GUNS AND HOW TO ACQUIRE GUNS? LET'S TALK ABOUT GETTING GUNS DAILY. I'M DEFINITELY NOT THE POLICE OR SECURITY SERVICES, HONEST.

>Unemployment should only be for 6 months, plenty of time to find a job.

That's a fair policy but the job centre should actually assist with finding work and then provide a job at the end of the 6 months that you either take or don't; no money after that. And they shouldn't allow even a single foreigner to claim or take jobs.

>its a real quote from the manifesto

>I HURT MYSELF TODAY

The Tories are FUCKED lads:

Labour 82%
Tories 13%
Green 4%
Liberal Democrat 2%
(via @Coolboy12000, 15 May)

i for one will be voting for Labour as their manifesto clearly shows they put people before the economy.

I can't stand all this pandering to the stupid working class. I guess it's just because they lap it all up, to be honest anyone over 30 earning below 25k a year who isn't a single mother needs the fucking rope, and single mothers need to be reprimanded.

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>TFW ALL FROGS BTFO BY A LITERAL PASTA DWARF

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Do not vote:

Labour
Conservative
Lib-Dems.

It is quite embarrassing that France has elected someone who has an intense desire to possess their own mother and his wife who is basically a predator for young boys.

>101%

Who you gonna shoot first lad? inb4 me

Can't remember mate but I've got a picture of her fanny

>Leftist links
Ayyy

Thinking of making a thread LARPing as a Paki desu Lads

snigger

GCHQ OUT

Can unironically see Labour winning. Check em. We're commies now.

>leftist
are you an idiot? that word means absolutely nothing. if you have something to say, come out and say it.

You'd kill half the supermarket staff with that.

>dude let's just re-nationalise everything pay for everyones tuition fee's pump shitloads of money into the nhs and borrow shitloads more to pay for it even though we've been trying to avoid this for the last 10 years

What would the police or security services have to gain from people buying and using guns within the law?

It would make far more sense for you to be the GCHQ here since whenever people talk about their guns or buying them you sperg out at the thought of citizens exercising their rights.

No you must have misread, we're buying buns.

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I'm 3 litres in.

DO NOT VOTE LABOUR, CONSERVATIVE OR LIB-DEM.

Forgot my link for some reason

en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Silvio_Berlusconi

>single mothers need to be reprimanded
Get on tinder m8 and let out your wild side

>mirror link
>RNHS
>irrelevent shit about gender neutral school uniform rules
I've updated the links ready for the next thread myself thanks

My area is a certain CON win, possibly 75%+, so only my contribution to voteshare matters.

I've been thinking of sneakily voting for Labour. The more their voteshare drops, the more ammo the blairites have to attack the commies with so by giving them my vote I might be helping to keep things chaotic between the two.

You'll be guzzling 3 litres of my pish if you don't stop these shit posts.

They're not fantasy if they make you bleed for real.

Don't find that hair remotely attractive tbqh

The Tory's are too racist to accept our 'fair share' of refugees:
youtube.com/watch?v=0XjJAOTP6wI

Don't be a cunt. Break the cycle.

History channel faggot detected ?

Hahaha
>Success for Labour in election would be 200 seats, says McCluskey
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/16/success-for-labour-in-election-would-be-200-seats-says-mccluskey

I know you're probably just on the wind up; but you're blind if you don't think she is a top QT

Not even shit posting.

DO NOT VOTE LABOUR, CONSERVATIVE OR LIB-DEM.

Stop playing into their fucking hands!

>"(((Eddie)))" wants to know about knife crime

Holy shit how fucking planted can a question get before people start questioning it?

>Jezza Corbyn from Norf Landan

LOL GYOTTEM. Looks like Peston was rebelling against his lizard overlords for a second there. Probably dislodged his brain control device a bit.

You're a clueless little boy aren't you. Once you leave your mother's teat and have spaffed your inheritance on tranny prostitutes and fake cocaine you'll realise that many people end up in situations because of things far, far outside of their own control and that most single mothers entered into the relationship with the intention of getting married and building a family but the world has (((changed))) so that's very uncommon now.

Look at the bigger picture instead of acting like a faggot.

>"I believe that if Labour can hold on to 200 seats or so it will be a successful campaign"
>independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/election-len-mccluskey-says-200-seats-successful-campaign-labour-unite-jeremy-corbyn-unions-a7739501.html
Literally if you defeat your enemies, they win.

THE

BLOODY

MORALS

So Lib Dem then?

Or do I draw my own box and write Enoch Powell next to it?