2 scoops

Don't let the Seth Rich threads slide this.
This is the biggest story to hit Trump yet.
Don't let it slide.

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DONALD DR*MPF HAS GONE 2 SCOOPS TOO FAR

Not even homemade ice cream... wtf, doesnt the white house have chefs that could make fresh ice cream?

Everybody post a Seth Rich thread before posting anything else...

It's pathetic. The lack of homemade ice cream proves Trump is running the whitehouse and the country into the ground.

This place makes me want to kill myself.

HUMPRY DRUMFRY HAS TOO SCWEPPS. IMPEACH THE PEACH REEEEEEEEE

Same

CNN is so strange

Bumpy

wtf i hate donald drumph now

They appear to have collectively lost it.

I saw a CNN post on Normiebook the other day about some female "comedian" impersonating someone and riding around on a Segway in the middle of the street. Their news page shared that. One guy commented, saying how it wasn't news, and there were hundreds of replies calling him all sorts of things.

It really is the Clinton News Network.

IMPEACHHIMIMPEACH DUMPFLSTITLSKIN NOOOWOOWOOWOWOWOW

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BREAKING

An anonymous source at Baskin Robbins has confirmed that Trump likes to eat his ice cream well-done with ketchup!

ONE SCOOP GOOD TWO SCOOPS BAD
ONE SCOOP GOOD TWO SCOOPS BAD

this is the only thread real human beings are posting in.

fucking 2 scoops threads.

>65 KB
Nice job

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2 scoops is the scandal of the century!!!111

I CALLED THE SCOOPS, WHY DID THEY GIVE THEM TO FERRUMPFT INSTEAD?!? I WAS NEXT IN LINE

it was obviously Barron Trump who is very good with computers

DRAAAAAAAAAAAANGUS!

>Jeanne Moos

What a cow

SCOOP TROOP MEMBERS, REPORT IN

Can someone explain this meme to me please

two scoops?
TWO SCOOPS????
TWOOO SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
no.
NO.
NO!
NO!!!!!!!
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NONOONONONONONONONO
NO.
no.....
n-no....

this isn't happening..... no... geeh..... grrreh.... grrrrr......
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its just steven colbert being butthurt that no one cares that the donald gets more scoops than him

>and your other scoop

2 WHOLE SCOOPS !!!!!!
WAKE UP SHEEP

There was a "news" article about an interview that mentions Trump getting two scoops of ice cream while everyone else only gets one.
Around the same time, (((Colbert))) shitposted against Trump hoping for a response. Trump did respond, and (((Colbert))) considers that a victory, despite the fact that he got his ass handed to him.

Well, well, Gruncy. You think you've won, haven't you? I'm honestly impressed. TWO scoops? TWO of them, while the rest of us only get one? Bravo, Grangle. Bravo.

HOWEVER

You DO realize that you're going to be impeached,
don't you, Dongus? It's only a matter of ti-

>Audience starts clapping
Wait, what are you doing?

>clapping grows louder
No.... T-This can't be happeni-

>Ladies and Gentlemen of America, I have an announcement.
NO.... I-IT CAN'T BE... H-HE CAN'T....!

>I, Donald J. Trump, am currently in possesion of eight, count 'em, EIGHT scoops.
NOOOOOOOOOO! OH GOD... OH GOD, WHY? DRIMPY... DRIMPY DUNGUS.... I-IMPEACH! IMPIIIIIIIIIEEEEAAAAAAAAYYAAAAARRRRGHHHHCAN'TBEHAPPENINGTOME.... EIGHT SCOOPS... EIGHT SCHOOOOOOPS! SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS! DRUUUUUUUUNGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS

GONFALD GANFALD GRUMPF GRUMPF

I actually listened to that.... 8 SCOOPS! 8! IMPEACH!!!!

SCOOPOSTERS UNITE

I had 3 scoops today. Does that make me worse than Trump?

So what if Trump got two scoops. Usually the captain gets twice officers compensation. I see nothing wrong with this. What do you think we live in communist China? Give the commander his 2 scoops for fucks sake.

stick to one at a time or we will have problems fatty

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2 scoops? Imajun my shawk

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Chekked and keked

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fucking top lel

Checking in

ENOERCHK HONARPTH BGLOOPFTH

Holding down Spicey and making him eat 2 scoops of Dippin Dots who will be

I AM THE ICE CREAM HITLER I CONTROL THE SKEWPS, IMPEARCH DORKNOBF KROOPT NAOW

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i love this meme

TORNOLB BRUMPKTH!!

Mainstream media being far more pathetic than usual.

damn, canadians are good for something after all

don't worry, I'm on the case

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DIMNORPT KROOMPF

Can someone edit this with "your meme" instead?

Well go on with it faggot

AND IT'S TIME TO IMPEACH

I hate Trump, but I hate CNN more.

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>Hillary Clinton had Seth Rich murdered.
>Seth Rich was the real DNC leaker.
Hillary Clinton had Seth Rich murdered.
Seth Rich was the real DNC leaker.
>Hillary Clinton had Seth Rich murdered.
>Seth Rich was the real DNC leaker.
Hillary Clinton had Seth Rich murdered.
Seth Rich was the real DNC leaker.
>Hillary Clinton had Seth Rich murdered.
>Seth Rich was the real DNC leaker.
Hillary Clinton had Seth Rich murdered.
Seth Rich was the real DNC leaker.
>Hillary Clinton had Seth Rich murdered.
>Seth Rich was the real DNC leaker.
Hillary Clinton had Seth Rich murdered.
Seth Rich was the real DNC leaker.

I think this is enough scoops

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>for a strong state
>state shows strength
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>GONE 2 SCOOPS TOO FAR

Time 2 Impeach

how can u be so misguided

>Drumpf doesn't eat like a rabid nigger

Oh man they won me over now.

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CHRISTIAN BLOMT BUDDY ITS THE CURRENT YEAR DUDE 2 SCOOOPE YOU COCKLOBESR TOO MANY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII3
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH

But Drumpf had 2 Sklorps

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2scoops1president

Stock footage of Breyer's
The WH surely makes their own ice cream from Ivanka's milk

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nice

it's just like my star trek

SSLLLIIIIIDDDE THREAD
BY THE KIKES! I MEAN JEWS!!!!
...seriously though, look into why people are always saying it was (((them)))....dig dig... what is the truth of WWII???

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Underrated

bruh I'm just here for the ice cream memes
don't want no trabbu

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BUMP!
More scoops too please.

All I want to know is. What flavor were they? I'm a plain purist when it comes to ice cream. No mixing allowed.

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>look into why people are always saying it was (((them)))....
Because that's what grandpa marx tells all of his good little socialist children.

My anonimous sources told me that after wapo story Trump has become really mad grabbed Sean Spicer by the pussy and now demands three scoops (everyone else HALF) promises to shut down government over this

KRONALD FLUMPF

reporting

Greatest shit on the internet

STOP MAKING FUN OF ME YOU DRUMP PUMP SUPPORTERS

SCOOPY WOOPIES?! REEEEEEEEEEE

Just a shill trying to slide actual important threads. disregard it.

REALLY ??????? REALLY DRUMPFYY?? 2 (TWO) SCOOPS??!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU HAD TWOOO SCOOPIES YOU BIG ORANGE BUFFOON !!!!

what does john oliver think about all of this?

It's a warning newfag.

he wants to stay out of it. bosses want him to poke at trump though to get r8ings up

I don't get why that's news....no one cares about how many ice cream scoops you get...jeez

Not gonna lie, former Trump supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump slurp and freeze. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get a second scoop.

DID I HEAR SCOOPS