>Be me, white Christian foreigner living in Germany.
>See German monsters every day, German monsters never smile, never tell a joke, never live a normal life.
Why can't Germans be like normal people? If there is one thing the 1930s and early 1940s showed is that Germans aren't really human... and there is some collective autism going on. Seems like they put something in the water in the late 1800s...
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There's nothing funny about destroying Europe.
Go back.
gtfo my country if you are just here to cry about how bad life is germany. You are not forced to be here you can go when ever you want faggot.
Why would they laugh,you know,since they are being cucced 24/7.
I come from a much richer and advanced white Christian society. I will leave this shithole you call a country soon.
QED, German autism at work. Look at the picture this German robot posted.
Legit question, what do germans find funny? Like what is considered good comedy there?
we dont have family values
>Why can't Germans be like normal people?
Because they're German.
Got more important shit to do than wasting it entertaining foreigners.
>Legit question, what do germans find funny? Like what is considered good comedy there?
Real awful "in your face" stuff. They like things like autist Carneval and "explained jokes", i.e. really unfunny things that they then explain so they can laugh about stuff.
Imagine a group of robots sitting in a room being programmed to work. Then one robot is forced to make a joke. He tells something completely unfunny and all other robots are programmed to laugh.
Germany is like that, just worse.
Too short...
watching brittain getting bullied by EU.
The jews did it
where are you from faggot? I have the strange feeling you are a americunt
>christian
>from a "richer white christian society"
>avoiding around the issue this much
Shitskin get out.
>German autists build pic related
>Say it causes fusion of atom cores
>Then say it will produce 0 electricity
Stop wasting money on shit that doesn't work, like your diesels that pollute the air all day.
>white Christian foreigner living in Germany.
psychotic nigger kike proxyfag
>where are you from faggot? I have the strange feeling you are a americunt
I am not from some poor, multiculture shithole like Murricans.
>Shitskin get out.
I come from a place that is completely white. I met one negro there once, and he was just visiting. We are also all Christian.
just tell me your shithole you are not mysterious and shit becouse you dont tell me your country.
Switzerland or Norway?
>psychotic nigger kike proxyfag
>posts cat picture titled "bored"
German autism at work massively around here.
>Real awful "in your face" stuff. They like things like autist Carneval and "explained jokes", i.e. really unfunny things that they then explain so they can laugh about stuff.
No wonder no german wants to interact with you. There is only a very small percentage of germans that like "carneval" and you know utter shit about german culture.
tl;dr
You have to go back. There is even an incentive from our government for 1000 euros if you leave on your own.
>Switzerland or Norway?
No and no, but the second one is somewhat close.
>You are not forced to be here you can go when ever you want faggot.
Not him but I'm forced to be there because you kept being cunts and now we have to babysit you to make sure you don't do anything retarded.
>No wonder no german wants to interact with you. There is only a very small percentage of germans that like "carneval" and you know utter shit about german culture.
28 words
>tl;dr
>You have to go back. There is even an incentive from our government for 1000 euros if you leave on your own.
23 words
You do understand what TLDR means, right? Also, autist, there is no ; necessary in there.
Where are you from faggot? Why are you so scared to say where you are from? You probably come from a shit country like Canada.
I like Germans.
How many German women have you banged?
Why do you live in Germany if you come from a much richer and advanced white society? What is it that keeps you here?
>How many German women have you banged?
Depends, nationality or ethnicity?
I have been here for 5 yrs now and had relationships with a Polish-German girl and an Armenian-German girl. I also had a very lose "relationship" with an Irish girl and 4yrs ago I hooked up with an Israel girl who was a bit crazy which ended up just being for a weekend.
Well its easy because maintaining their colonies on east such as mine is hard for them so they have no time for these things same like many of their hardworking vassals.
It really depends on the region.
Northern humor is very much like british humor. Fun fact: monty python was shown in germany before it was shown in the US or in any other country than the UK.
Southern humor is different though and the majority will not appreciate british humor. Another fun fact: Italian people call something that is not funny, but is supposed to be "english humor". No joke.
But if you want to make german people laugh you can't really go wrong with jokes about cataloging and sorting things. Or just try: "Steht ein Pils im Wald. Kommt der Förster und trinkt's aus." Hilarious.
if germans arent humans why do you fuck them? double standart, kill your self.
>Why do you live in Germany if you come from a much richer and advanced white society? What is it that keeps you here?
Because the little islands I hail from don't have jobs for bankers.
I am out of this shithole anyway,I am moving to America - a true redpilled shithole, compared to the German bluepilled shithole.
Are you too autistic to read a post? I never fucked an ethnic German girl.
Good riddance.
Foreigners are the real problem here in Germany.
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I don't know. Area bombing was kind of a goof.
Because we enjoy work first and foremost.
WE LIKE TO WORK and not waste time on unimportant shit like joking around.
Why the fuck should I smile when I can do some work?
After work is done, you should be so tired that you want to drop into bed.
Did I already mention that we like to work you lazy subhuman?
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>Much richer and more advanced society
You are likley just a butthurt shitskin, this is how nordic people are and if you can't deal with it go back into you own shit hole, also sage this shill thread.
I was stationed in Germany for two years, OP is spot on. They are very robotic people. In two years, I only met one German with American level sense of humor. He was an anomaly, spoke English as well as a native speaker just with an accent. But everyone else was a humorless automaton. They did laugh at shieza porn videos, the only time I saw a group of Germans laughing.
I also don't know why they are so meek and cuckish, German dudes are usually pretty big with broad shoulders and natural strength. Two world wars just fucked Germany past the point of recover. F.
Germans are so serious until they drink a beer.
Then they become like klingons, singing out loud, smaching glasses in the floor, telling jokes and opening beercans with a knife...
>>Watery beer
See flag
>> never Christianized
Protestantism originated where again?
Can confirm last sentence though
comminism ( the female mindset of parasitism and exploiting everyone and everything and playing victim ) has subverted germany.
germany is lost.
prepare for ultimate civil war in germany.
Noo don't go yet, you haven't told us how you make $25,000 a month overseeing a group of Germans who always mess up. That's always the best part.
>Because we enjoy SUCKING MUSLIM DICK first and foremost.
>WE LIKE TO SUCK MUSLIM DICK and not waste time on unimportant shit like joking around.
>Why the fuck should I smile when I can do some MUSLIM DICK?
>After MUSLIM DICK is done, you should be so tired that you want to drop into bed.
>Did I already mention that we like to SUCK MUSLIM DICK you lazy subhuman?
>Norway is pretty close
Denmark and Sweden is pretty much the same, finland is even more autistic, russia is a shithole when it come to finance. So what is this country so close to Norway?
They are pretty autistic and it gets old fast specifically in the north
Then go back you falseflagging piece of shit
>still avoiding to tell your own ethnicity
I remember hearing that its really difficult to make German friends
And if you aren't friends with them they are very impersonal, Germans don't have a whole lot of people they consider friends.
Get out of the cities and move into the suburbs, there we gonna eat you alive you foreign cunt.
It's argentina Everyone!
>iceland nigger detected.
I am not from Iceland. Those are commies.
>It's argentina Everyone!
Not quite. I like Irish girls, by the way, they are batshit crazy girls.
>advanced Christian society
oxymoron of the day
A Nordic Christian? LOL, those still exist?
t. Muhammad
What country are you from?
Germans need to be exterminated, they keep destroying europe.
Germans are life hating soulless subhumans, OP.
Have an imaginary shekel for this valuable post goy.
>"Steht ein Pils im Wald. Kommt der Förster und trinkt's aus." Hilarious.
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There wouldn't be any foreigners in Germany if it weren't for the Germans to begin with.
When I was in Germany I had a german friend that showed me a "very funny" book she had. It was about messy rooms being cleaned in absurd ways to maximixe the orderliness.
She found it hilarious.
I found her amusement disturbing.
There's no fucking way in hell their "philanthropic" adventure with the refugees will end up in a good way. The most ordered and autistic people living together with the most disordered and emotionally unstable people. It will be hilarious.
I don't blame the Turks for not integrating desu.
>I don't blame the Turks for not integrating desu.
Turks are worse than Germans.
About "integration", the only way to integrate into German society is to die... literally, you need to be dead to be a German robot bee.
Fucking Germans. You guys are a giant fedora in the form of a nation
what!?
it's a little late to be singing that song, Germany.
Smilling and laughing without reason is sign of autism.
This. Only if you manage to kill your soul and die inside you can truly become integrated.
Fucking shit. Only 2 years left then I can leave this shithole.
>Like what is considered good comedy there?
Germans won't laugh at this:
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They'll frown and say, "But...rules are rules".
>Americuck complaining about Germany
Damn, it's almost like Germany sucks because the US teamed up with the Soviets to destroy it permanently
Why can't you fuck off back to the shithole you cam from instead of whining over German behavior?
Fuck off.
Do you remember the title of that book?
>Do you remember the title of that book?
Lion - why the kill antilopes and other fuzzy grasseaters
>muh robot autist
>"we are so much better than you"
>"they have no humor xddddd"
>still live in germany
Why don't you go back to your countries then ?
I think the biggest reason people make these post is because their autistic as fuck themselfs.
They are just mad because their shit personality doesn't get accepted by germans.
Why do I all these things with my friends non stop,you autist say we are not possible to do ?
Maybe people don't want to friends with you faggots.Think about that for a second.
Young germans don't fit your narrative of "le epic robot meme xDD without humor".
Source on pic
Most of the german humour is language based and injokes. It's kinda dry too, but it differs from region to region. Rheinland people are the most outgoing, but people from Bonn tend to be more stuck up than people from Cologne, people from the east or Berlin rather are a little more harsh in deadpan kind of way maybe resembling new yorkers a little, northern types are really dry somewhat emotionless but have a sarcastic touch, bavarians are loud and obnoxious also a little arrogant, people from the saarland are just weird and some argue they evolved from afterbirths that had been thrown over the border by french, the guys from baden württemberg are rich but pinch every penny, in hessen you got turks talking with a funny accent, and so on.
>Why are Germans such autists? thread pops up
>Every German on the board rushes in to compete for place of no.1 autist
Just another thread made by a proxyfag made to sow anger and divisiveness, go fuck yourself
>Why don't you go back to your countries then ?
We are leaving Germany. Every sane white person is leaving Germany.
Like there were any sane persons to begin with, or in any of the other countries for that matter.
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funniest guys in germany are the auslander anyway
"Warum steht das Pils im Wald?
...
Weil die Tannen zapfen."
Good joke.
I know that hentai
Pretty good trap
Checked, pretty funny
most of people in my country fucking look up to them and move there en masse
i want to fucking off myself
I know you want to be unfunny. You do know this is autistic as fuck?