Britain: convoy delivering nuclear arsenal BROKE DOWN ON HIGHWAY

Convoy of nuclear warhead carriers 'breaks down' on public highway rt.com/uk/388584-nuclear-convoy-broke-down/

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Why would you carry them openly through hostile muslim territory like that?

>delivering nuclear arsenal
no it wasn't

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3303212/Heart-stopping-moment-lorry-transporting-nuclear-weapon-convoy-rear-ended.html

shit happens Britain, nothing to be embarrassed about

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GOD BLESS THE QUEEN INNIT

>Mercedes
Kraut shit. Why isn't it being delivered in the back of a white Transit?

That's nothing
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1961_Goldsboro_B-52_crash

>This

Garbage meme over-engineering

>Ford
>not a Leyland

Pretty sure it was just the security detail's vehicle that broke down.

The weapons themselves are normally carried on an articulated lorry, but then again if it's literally just the warhead maybe they do use a normal sized van.

One day it may be necessary to free the good people of Great Brittain from Muslim filth. It will be about liberation, not an invasion. Unless you are a goat fucking, child molesting Muslim then it will be about genocide.

Just banter
Delet this. (And this )

The USAF has all the bad luck it seems.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1966_Palomares_B-52_crash

>post yfw americans will never experience this level of banter

>stealing nuclear warhead PRANK (gone wrong!!) when?

How broken down? Like something broke down and they left it behind because they bring redundant vehicles in that convoy?

>56% white talks about liberating anyone

Okay Pedro. We only got 4% Muslims in this country, you, on the other hand, have half your country inhabited by non-whites.

brabbrbrbbabba absolute state baabbrraabbaa

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>rear-ended.html

>RT
I really wonder who caused that....

Where are the times we have literally dropped then on home turf by accident. They weren't armed or something so they didn't go off they just accidentally drop out of planes during transport.

Or planes went out with nukes that were supposed to already have had their heads removed and were being moved for disposal.

Holy fuck someone needs to be in charge who accepts zero fuck ups.

Reminds me of the pre-flight checklist. It exists because people couldn't fly complicated planes without fucking it up. The check list was added as an external device to stop that shit. And it actually worked they were ready to just give up on complicated cockpits.

Its kinda not scary because nukes are complicated in that a small explosion is typically used to set off the nuclear reaction. But still fucking scary because you might just be unlucky enough to fuck up in just the right way.

(((german))) engineering

I think you are confused. We are likely to stage our forces in the UK when its time to retake the rest of Europe from the caliphate though. Maybe your precognition is a little off.

>The breakdown happened to an escort vehicle rather than one of the warhead carrying trucks

It's irrelevant. Nobody can do shit with it. Unless some chav has a fucking factory to remove all the important bits, nout will happen. Wow, machines are prone to failure. Everybody hypes up the glorious Aryan Tiger tanks in WW2 but they were fucking unreliable as shit (and in the end they turned them into stationary turrets in some places).

The USA has accidentally dropped nukes and have killed people (only one). The New Mexico incident was literally covered up for 30 years because the bomb forced the baydoors open with it's weight and it fell, exploded and killed one person.

USA has also dropped nukes by accident, inactive or not, several times.

My point is, OP is irrelevant in the grand scheme of ineptitude. Accidents happen.

For now. There is still hope for a recovery. Honestly GB would do well to just nuke us now.

Why are you so upset.

There will be a breaking point in the USA. It'll happen. Maybe not soon, but it will. When the first spic is president, shit might hit the fan.

The US has better prospects than the UK in the long run.

>Canada is so unused to anything sentence without sorry said 50 times that he thinks that a single sentence on a Burmese etch-a-sketch animation forum has any emotion what so ever

Why are you so upset bro? So upset you had to comment? Just let it go man, let it go.

underrated

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WE BLAST CORPS NOW BOYS
youtu.be/9vYhUmWX0ME

Wouldn't nuke sort of stuff travel by railway not public roads?

Don't you just hate when that happens?

WAIT!! BRITBONGS TRANSPORT THEIR NUKES ON HIGHWAYS?

ARE THEY FUCKING NUTS?!!

If no-one else has the stones to nuke us then we'll just have to nuke ourselves.

What do you use?

We are showing north korea what we are capable of!

Oh wait they aren't allowed lmaoooo

>deflecting
Boyo i can see the smearmarks on my screen from the post that radiated asshurt.

*hacks your truck*

VAN BREAKS DOWN SHOCK HORROR

fpbp

At least we have nukes, Mehmet.

Pish. 9 mT warhead nearly detonates because someone dropped a fucking socket.

1980 Damascus Titan missile explosion: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1980_Damascus_Titan_missile_explosion

You don't even have nukes to transport on the autobahn

that id
fu++ U

We do too. Pull the missiles out of the ground and transport them to Minot for repair.

That image is misleading. Sure the code was 00000000, but those codes weren't in use yet.

That was the code to activate the missiles, not the codes for the PALs to arm the warheads.

youtube.com/watch?v=fsei3aqTKGo

b-but muh tornados!

Ah, the good old EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle. Great for picking up Czech girls.

I call bullshit. Military transport usually happens at night.

Why aren't they useing a black Bentley?

>driving nukes
>in anglo-made engine

Sorry, autisticly over-engineered unreliable kraut trash doesn't make for good military hardware

>German engines (besides the 80s BMW F1 turbo nutter bastard 4cyl and McLaren F1 engine)
>Good

>A FUCKING RAMP
>A FUCKING NUCLEAR VAN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHHAA

THE ETERNAL BONG STRIKES AGAIN

rev up your engines

>a fucking slingshot

Fucking hell I'm giggling like a schoolgirl.

Video games into real lifr

I only played that recently.

Had literally no idea what I was doing but blowing basically everything up was pretty great.

Well worth the quadrillion dollars all N64 games cost these days.

just firebomb their cities intead, no one wants that shithole of a country.