Brit/pol/ Owen "the cuck" Jones edition

>Success for Labour in election would be 200 seats, says McCluskey
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/16/success-for-labour-in-election-would-be-200-seats-says-mccluskey
archive.fo/8So8j

>Labour's "costed" manifesto doesn't include cost of nationalising anything
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39930865
archive.fo/0lLEP

>Police jeer at Diane Abbot
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/16/police-delegates-jeer-diane-abbott-over-comments-on-spit-hoods
archive.fo/owkiI

>Greens want to subsidise tampons for some reason
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39943496

>EU powergrab: court rules that national parliaments don't need to ratify trade deals made by the commission
theguardian.com/law/2017/may/16/uk-brexit-boost-ecj-rules-trade-deals-parliament-ratification
archive.fo/VshMV

>BBC presenter accidentally touches a Corbyn supporter's tits as she interrupts his broadcast
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4511502/BBC-presenter-touches-Jeremy-Corbyn-supporter-s-BREAST.html
archive.fo/zZBql

>Plaid Cymru manifesto launched: literally no one cares
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-39923713
archive.fo/lT2uU

>Child murderer Ian Brady finally dead
itv.com/news/2017-05-15/moors-murderer-ian-brady-dead-at-age-79/
archive.fo/lPx8C

>Progressive alliance would not stop Tory majority, study suggests
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/13/party-alliance-not-stop-tory-majority-labour-greens-lib-dems
archive.fo/2sbNq

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1st for Miranda

Xth for ASMR.
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This is my ideal life desu lads but minus the annoying relatives.

DESTROY MUMMIES ARSE

Any opinions on Varg here? He's quite good at banter.

Looking at the weather forecast.
Might not go fishing later today lads.

Aftermath of are Tommy getting car-chased from a Muslim area:

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She always seemed too depressed for me.

What's Brit/pol/ currently listening to?

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Try hard edgelord.

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It should have been done in one reply: "Specifying French twice wont change my answer"

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I've discovered that of all the prejudices to gain, Sup Forums has given me a seething hatred for Americans.

Which is odd as I loved there and really liked it when I did.

>pic
Keeping the /an/ discussion going with a birdy.

youtu.be/g-j1Dg2nKKY

Is he that inbred looking guy?

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>HIM AND HER ON BRIT/POL/

COMFY

Fucking love the show, lad.

Isn't this guy an out of the closet faggot?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZJTM03UByU

Lads there's a bloody mouse in my loo, what do I do

Digits and I'll cut my own hair right now and post results.

Thank fuck

Yanks just have zero self awareness, and they'll flood in on the 8th without even just fucking googling and doing reading about our politics

Funnily enough, currently watching "Alasdair Campbell vs Owen Jones" on YouTube.

Giving me new respect for Alasdair Campbell, giving me new hatred for Owen Jones
Never

Relocate him to a loo in India where nobody will bother him.

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NEW GRANVILLE
youtube.com/watch?v=Q65nw2kkt6o

There's a Roman recipe for stuffed doormouse. Try it and report back.

Alternatively stop screaming

>>Greens want to subsidise tampons for some reason
What's wrong with this? Inb4 >hurr durr why should i pay for cunt corks i dont use

Secretly wishing I hit 88's instead of 89.

C'mon, give me a reason.

Thoughts?

Catch him in a box and throw him outside

Do it laddo, do it for England

>edgelord
Aren't we, by being here, edgy?

Nah. This way he gets almost all of Southern Europe.

C U T E
pls don't kill him senpai

What is it about Peter Hitchens that makes him so /comfy/?
I know you know what I mean.
youtube.com/watch?v=5K6BpVqw-jc

Isn't that how Americans intervene in any and all foreign democracies? Just be glad they aren't bombing something.

Keep him safe.

Stopped reading at
>Afrikan boy

No escape ye wee bugger

No, there's a difference between "I believe a homogeneous society is better for cultural cohesion" and "POUR BLOOD ON YOUR LOCAL VICAR KIDS xDxD!!11!1"

Virtue signalling. The right wing celebs keep quiet. Literally the shy tory effect once more.

Catch him in your MUM's box, I bet it's big enough these days

The accent is sort of suave.

Why do you have this trip? Its like having a signpost which reads "tree" nailed onto an oak.

>DONT YOU HURT HIM FAGGOT

Why is Dawkins supporting the lib dems?

Should we bring back the death sentence?

Side effect of the stroke he had a while back, probably.

He's a remain cuck

Going to go take a before pic now then I'll try to cut my own hair then post the before and after.

Being edgy is being rebellious against a system which is almost entirely corrupt. I don't believe he advocates for such things any more. And in any case, being provocative is the point on metal.

Lad just do it you'll feel better with less hair trust.

So who do i want to bet on to make some money on the election lads?

Dr Who?

Bring back hanging for multiple murder/rape like they've still got in Japan, and ramp up punishment for everything else

Why do you think?

Witness me

I'm a special snowflake

Do you live in the public baths?

Why are people in the catalogue still bickering over apparent orchestrated shills which are probably just people taking the piss because people here go all conspiracy about it.

Maybe if Trump wasn't such a retard people wouldn't be spamming what a retard he is.

>went to heat up earlier's sticky toffee pudding
>mummy forgot to do the washing up
>can't find a clean bowl or spoon

i feel like fucking crying

youtube.com/watch?v=a76E5Kc-d_w

Would you say Peter Hitchens is edgy?

youtube.com/watch?v=hngBLM5V5Vk

No.

Your digits are the digits that will pierce the heavens user.

In a sense he is.

>no more car share
I think the cast were too white for the BBC. They kept making Kaylee fawn over literal nigger trolley pushers.

(You) could wash up.

Alternatively use any random utensil as I did in my student days.

Gonna stay in here lads til the rest of the board dies down. Too many fucking shills out in force today!

Too fucking right we should

What's happening? Keep hearing reports but I'm too scared to go to the catalog.

>tfw to intelligent too not vote labour

>1 post by this id
So it's britpol where the shills come for a fag break?

>SPD collapsing
>Labour collapsing
>Socialist Party(france) collapsing
Is this the end of the old leftist parties in Yurope?

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Just another day of fake news in the (((traditional media))), don't worry about it. Nothing you haven't seen 50 times before

Fuck lads, I went to get a tin to put the mouse in and now it's gone

>wat
Also you forgot my order of spring rolls last Sunday you prick.

>waiting in ambush

>That door mouse user has probably squished it with his boot by now

That fucking nonsense today.
I've never seen somebody so ill-suited for such a position.
People instantly equated Brexit and Trump.
>"the rise of the populist right" etc
But even though the Cameron cabinet had no Plan B, no plan for Brexit, we've still ended up with vaguely competent leadership.
The difference here, is the difference between British and American politics; we're nowhere near as susceptible to outside influences.
It's the same system that keeps pumping both Houses full of Eton/Oxbridge boys, but it keeps us safe from the fucking wilderness of Trumps out there

Bunch of Democrat shills sliding Seth Rich threads with "Le Drumpf is finished!!!! IMPEACH NOW!!" The media does NOT want the Seth Rich story anywhere.

He's the father figure we all never had.

just realised I accidentally put a load of emojis and hashtags in my essay while writing it, out of habit.
Also meme arrows
fuck, just lost like 100 words.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=07yXl6aV-5w

We literally have a reverse apartheid legal system now. A white rapes someone and he gets 10+ years, a Paki rapes an underage white and he gets 6 months suspended sentence, if anything.


A white posting hate speech online gets longer than a Paki paedophile. This isn't hyperbole, it's fact.

He's in the bowl and then he's gonna crawl up your bum when you're on there next.

youtu.be/eijhloJjg50?t=57s

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Yes.

Yes mate, remember to vote Hillary on June 8th!

>exam in 7 hours
LADS. HELP.

>Mail Online

Stopped reading there.

Just be a NEET you fucking idiot

SLEEP!

Just pointing out that the person in your pic didn't commit the offence of rape.

What in?