Brit/pol/ Owen "the cuck" Jones edition

>Success for Labour in election would be 200 seats, says McCluskey
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/16/success-for-labour-in-election-would-be-200-seats-says-mccluskey
archive.fo/8So8j

>Labour's "costed" manifesto doesn't include cost of nationalising anything
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39930865
archive.fo/0lLEP

>Police jeer at Diane Abbot
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/16/police-delegates-jeer-diane-abbott-over-comments-on-spit-hoods
archive.fo/owkiI

>Greens want to subsidise tampons for some reason
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39943496

>EU powergrab: court rules that national parliaments don't need to ratify trade deals made by the commission
theguardian.com/law/2017/may/16/uk-brexit-boost-ecj-rules-trade-deals-parliament-ratification
archive.fo/VshMV

>BBC presenter accidentally touches a Corbyn supporter's tits as she interrupts his broadcast
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4511502/BBC-presenter-touches-Jeremy-Corbyn-supporter-s-BREAST.html
archive.fo/zZBql

>Plaid Cymru manifesto launched: literally no one cares
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-39923713
archive.fo/lT2uU

>Child murderer Ian Brady finally dead
itv.com/news/2017-05-15/moors-murderer-ian-brady-dead-at-age-79/
archive.fo/lPx8C

>Progressive alliance would not stop Tory majority, study suggests
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/13/party-alliance-not-stop-tory-majority-labour-greens-lib-dems
archive.fo/2sbNq

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I assumed you weren't an English teacher, my fault really.

Carry on.

Your experience has no bearing on mine.

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helkp

Wear a hat you fucking spanner

fucking reeeeeeeeeeeeee u fags

Faces of Brit/pol/?

i'm sure the look would work well

So why are we all awake?

pic related but younger

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hungry craving
pic

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Honestly he looks worse than the just man

i'm ok now

Lost my job two weeks ago. I can't sleep unless I work during the day, but staying up late and kicking it with the lads is pretty comfy desu senpai

Put something on vocaroo, pls, I want to hear how much of an accent you have.

Christ, are you serious?
Haskell is a nightmare.
I barely muddled my way through my first functional programming class, but I got out as soon as I could, desu.
It's just not useful in "the real world" imo

>IT'S NOR HEALFY, CAHNT YOU DO SAMFIN ABARIT MISTA BLAIR?

what the hell is it?

>I assumed you weren't an English teacher, my fault really.

You've assumed this twice now, my Muslim friend.
But if this isn't some obscure and boring LARP, you have many misconceptions about these experiences that you haven't yet had.

can we get vote to lynch him

Just been reading through the Sandy Hook wikipedia page, some fucking horrific stuff in there.

>The surviving girl was hidden in one of the corners of the classroom's bathroom during the shooting. The girl's family pastor said that she survived the mass shooting by remaining still, and playing dead. When she reached her mother, she said, "Mommy, I'm okay, but all my friends are dead." The child described the shooter as "a very angry man." A girl hiding in a bathroom with two teachers told police that she heard a boy in the classroom screaming, "Help me! I don't want to be here!" to which Lanza responded, "Well, you're here," followed by more hammering sounds.
>be american
>go to primary school
>all your friends get shot

Goodnight chaps

If being a "native English speaker" is a requirement, then you're teaching English.

they where full of shit but fuck me they tasted good

>Soto was walking back to the classroom door to lock it when Lanza entered the classroom.[51] Lanza walked to the back of the classroom, saw the children under the desks, and shot them

Lads, the moment Labour wins the election and removes tuition fees, I am signing up for another degree. I mean, why not? It's free.

>Soto was walking back to the classroom door to lock it when Lanza entere
perfect timing

i'm listening to this youtube.com/watch?v=T3ldsF65cLM

Sweden Yes?

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/35163803#35167778

archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/image/DpLKcYoqSCPyfVhWZ2779Q/

>If being a "native English speaker" is a requirement, then you're teaching English.

I have colleagues who teach Engineering, Law, Business Administration, Finance and Marketing. They do so through the MEDIUM of English. They are required to be a Native English speaker to teach through the medium of English.

Sad to say, you probably don't meet those criteria as they usually looking for British, American, Canadian or Australian people.

>perfect timing


like a movie!

Why do the pathetic naziboos on here unironically support Trump, who, by the way, has 5 kids, 4 of whom are married or dating Jews?

be my nip gf

That's for private language schools though, not universities.

Oh well, shouldn't have gotten my hopes up for useful information.

>trips

I think I pretty much have to, don't I?

i wasn't asking

don't make me say it twice

digits confirm

>Oh well, shouldn't have gotten my hopes up for useful information.

You're bad at this, Mahmoud. Let me put it clearly for you. Japan wants English speakers, if they want foreigners at all. Not more tanned rapists. And they want people from countries that matter with a language that real people speak :^)

Trips again. Fuck me mate are you a demon?

>MORE FUCKING TRIPS

y-y-yes, senpai. You wantu breakfast now?

This guy is right. French is a meme language spoken by one district of the European Union.

i don't know, i've never gotten this far in a relationship tbqh

I do expect them to ask for English proficiency.

It's just that citizenship from a Commonwealth country is used for positions where no degree or any bachelor degree suffices, like a substitute high school English teacher job, a position you must no doubt enjoy.

My English is fine, so I'll be okay.

What?

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>It's just that citizenship from a Commonwealth country is used for positions where no degree or any bachelor degree suffices

Is that your ancestor?

dn.se/nyheter/sverige/ny-studie-rysk-spridning-av-falska-nyheter-i-sverige-okar/

Wow that guy is really French.

don't u dare you whore

>almost quints

well i'm off to kill myself

no man skyeru genius, but mimi prefer hardcore game likuu skyrim

Fucking hell, Mahmoud, you're not funny. You're where funny goes to surrender.

>trips
>trips
>damn near quints

I think I just got raped

Who are you quoting.

Start buying guns.

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Not before i get quints though

you did get raped

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>implying sandy hook happened

what's all this shit im seeing about "threegirls"?

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So close yet so far, not gonna lie that would've probably put me over the edge if I was you.

Sounds about right.

Nobody will lift a finger to stop child grooming gangs, but the BBC will make a TV show about it. Fucking Britain.

Still, at least it wasn't stolen by an aussie shitpost-

youtube.com/watch?v=szZLEOID7HI

i guess this is the end of our reletionship

it couldve been something beautfiyul

We used to have laws to stop kids being taught homosexuality was as good as heteroseduwlity, right up until 2003.

she looks pretty qt for a labour cunt

Yeah..yeah, it could have.

Welp, i'm going to go follow that aussie, and pretend to still be friends with you while ostracising you from every aspect of my life except for when I need to call you at 3am and complain about my boyfriend. If you eventually get sick of this, i'll likely use your anger as emotional capital on facebook to garner sympathy from other women who I don't like in the slightest, but still have a feeling that I can use to my own ends somewhere along the line.

Also this

breitbart.com/london/2017/05/11/bbc-drama-muslim-rape-gang-no-mention-islam/

is apparently true.

i pissed in your kettle

Q U I N T S

fuck

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Quality posts, lad.

thank me

How do I avoid the Asian vaginal Jew /brit/?

They are everywhere here and are qt and i keep sleeping with them

>you will never teach her the system of international socialism is inherently hypocrticial due to the propogation of immigration agains tthe interests of protectionism on behalf of the domestic worker, thus lowering wages and increasing unemployment whilst pillaging the third world of it's few educated citizens when we could easily create our own

>Japan wants English speakers
I'm a bit late to the party, lads. I'm curious, what for?

procrastinating my 500 word dissertation due in 2 months

Not all that important, m8e. Some French cuck in here crying about not being able to work in a university because he's the wrong colour.

Tell them you're poor.

Those honestly look pretty fucking disgusting, lad. Can not stand SEAmonkeys, nor Chinks with their plate faces. Only good orientals in my view are Japs, and of course masterrace Norks. Those fucking cheek bones send me wild for some reason.

>we could easily create our own

Nah, this country is too lazy.

Girls tend to follow their man's political views any way.

"Let me tell you about the jews" was never a good ice-breaker though.

Joke's on you, Arabs are white.

Fuckin hell quit weed just over 3 weeks ago and been having extremely vivid dreams/nightmares every single night since. How long will this last?

That's what happens when you pick on the nerdy kid too much in middle school/highschool.

There is only o much abuse and neglect they will take at the hands of their peers before they snap.

Americans reap what they sow in terms of their mass shootings.

>"the proud blood of Normany seethes in my veins"

t. "Algerian"

Not everyone can be as inbred as you mate.

Want me to lend you a tooth?

THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS

CAN ONLY GET

BETTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRR

I went on my gf's fb and liked the Daily Mail page, and a few weeks later she is spouting right-wing views.

Pop to the doctor's, mate. You might have broken up your thinkymeats

>free medical degrees
Solves the problem in 5 years. Would you rather pay £50,000 for a feminist dance theory degree or £0 for a medical degree? It's a no brainer. NHS crisis instantaneously solved, the "muh nhs needs immigrants" argument is btfo and the nogs get to keep their witch doctors, everybody wins.

The good thing about being a national socialist is you can turn on the muh oppressed workers to normies, then when they trust you you can let them in on (((the international financial elite))).

>Want me to lend you a tooth?

I think you need all yours to bite the hand that feeds you, Arabian mongrel.

What's Brit/pol/'s favorite Dickens' novel? Please no bully for being American.

Start thinking any more about Arabs you'll start daydreaming about them fucking your gf while you watch.

Obsessed mate.

If this is what inbreeding does, lad, I'm giving me cousin in Norfolk a ring.

Great Expectations. pleb tier to some, but it exemplifies Dickens' central themes

Holy shit I'm sticking around just for some more banter like this.

>Not all that important, m8e. Some French cuck in here crying about not being able to work in a university because he's the wrong colour.
Ah alright, Japan's been on my mind lately but I've heard a mixture of things, predominantly on the xenophobe side so I'm a bit weary.

I wouldn't mind studying Japanese, even, though having three (or two?) writing styles in one just makes it seem unnecessarily complex.