/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - SHIRTLESS IN THE CITY EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

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Meatwagon needed?

2nd for drag racers

Thrillaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Time to get cozy for the night and work on Call of Cthulhu campaign ideas that I will never run

plz r8 addition to OP pic. It made me giggle.

Rob the dope mane

youtube.com/watch?v=Rpq35wyDi7I

RIP dogfighting doggos

kek. I'll take that as tacit approval.

need mo' ratchet

can I get a quick rundown on the clown in OP?

>domestic battery
>female screaming

jesus some of these cops sound depressed as shit

its really apparent none of them wanna be the next viral video

Nigga in a clown suit with a rifle was causin a ruckus

>RIP dogfighting doggos


Blinded by the ice

I give it a }+2 rev-up from the OG model

>white F150 on fire
>people drinking, smoking weed, dancing, gambling on the block

>FORD F-150 ON FIRE

Homie dont play dat.

youtube.com/watch?v=_QhuBIkPXn0

>male white or hispanic pacing back and forth in the street for 20 minutes

I ain't inta gettin laid im inta gettin paid

I think we're up to 7 or 8 burning cars this year. how? how??

truck fire
just another BBQ for CPD

ABDUCTION IN PROGRESS
>MALE BLACK TRYNA FORCE FEMALE BLACK INTO AW HITE CAR

mitsu evo someone's gettin they tofu HOT tonight

go go drag racers go

>2 ppl are loading bikes int a van behind a dunkin donuts
Tyrell chose the wrong place to load up a stolen bike haul.

what's the with dunkin donuts calls 20x a night lately are these nogs fucking retarded or what

consider the arrogance of the male black to deliberately go to a black where cops congregate, and commit a crime

Getting entirely too turnt for a Tuesday

Dunkin Donuts and Walgreens are MALE BLACK's preferred store

Just trying to get up the nerve to ask for them digits

>black

>ABDUCTION IN PROGRESS
>>MALE BLACK TRYNA FORCE FEMALE BLACK INTO AW HITE CAR

I got your Digits right here

place*

>10 people yelling and fighting on the sidewalk

woooorld staaaar

Allllllll part of date night

In a few years he'll be holding a big knife ready to kill her because dat bitch ain't cookin

Dunkin holds the record for most calls. Walgreens and CVS tied. And 7-11 getting flurries of calls on some nights

insert noggin here

>holding a big knife

maybe he was wondering why he would cap a bitch before getting her to make him some chicken wings

robbery in progress

>robbery, 2 male blacks robbing a male white in his 50s in the alley, caller hiding behind window

I'd say something about redpilling here, but, yeah.

female white

hope he doesn't get killed, but my guess is that if he was 50, white, and in the south side, he was redpilled long, long ago

>vehicle being attacked by unknown weapons

>Being attacked with UNKNOWN WEAPONS nothing further

yeah, that's what I meant. lel

2 male whites fighting on the corner

>SLOW DOWN 2650

>I'm clockin' outta here

pretty sure she said

>26 y/o male shot

...

>biker hit
>on california

mucho kek

>north carolina plates
>mississippi plates

nigs noggin from all over the country!

>gunshot wound to the back of the head

F

Was that someone shot in the back of the head?

>GSW to back of head

>sound of broken glass

>50-60 people having a loud party on the street
>Robert is already there

>person shot

Gun shot wound to back of head. Ouch

>
>125851759
was it a suicide?

The D.C. Special

If you oppose the Clintons it is

We.
Wuz.
WikiLeaks informantz n shit.

Front porch is on fire

>person shot
>2 people shot laying in the street, offender shot and drove away
>shots heard from a gold vehicle

>Gold Car

gangsta ass shit, yo

I've been gone a while, lads. How has everyone been?

Zero nig hour is upon us.

>father and son fighting, alcohol was involved
>5 males blacks with guns standing by the street

>girlfriend with a bat
>I guess it's his...current girlfriend

Hanging in there. Let's play some bingo.

I'm down

Winner

oh shit we got a foot chase lads

foot chase, black male, white shirt, black pants

WE GOT A RUNNER BOYS!

THE CHASE CONTINUES!

we got a bunny rabbit, we need air robert

>Winner
Step it up to blackout mode

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>people yelling gang slogans and fighting on the street

>Shouting gang slogans
>Someone mentioned a weapon

heres a 4 bedroom house in chicagos #1 crime neighborhood, Riverdale. $25,000 What a steal! any takers?

zillow.com/homes/for_sale/4165396_zpid/pricea_sort/41.649451,-87.612695,41.640439,-87.62735_rect/15_zm/

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>VIC WAS PISTOL WHIPPED, lacerations to the back of his head and hands

>Person shot

>Just reduced $10,000

>intoxicated son is jumping on mother and gf

I'm in. Has crabby been in any particular mood lately?

>I'm in. Has crabby been in any particular mood lately?

she's going to move in with Sassy and start a reality show

Mystery at 200 S. Hamilton..

What's a 10-1? Isn't on the list...

>built in 1887
nope

>What's a 10-1? Isn't on the list...

bad signal / repeat

desu user, oler buildings (in general) are much better built. I don't live in Chicago but I live in a place that was built in the early 1900s and it's solid as fuck.

That's so crazy to me that a house with so many rooms is so cheap. Everything where I live is 200k and up. Even for shit. I imagine if some developer just bought giant swathes of this land and sat on it it would be worth something at some point.Worst comes to worst you could just knock over the whole thing.

There has to be money to be made when property values are that low.

>3shots fired at Highland

>10-1 Officer needs assistance
dumb ass

THREE!
THREE SHOTS FIRED!
AH AH AH

Nice pic.

Could have a TON of back taxes and leans on it.

it's also only 1000 sq/ft look at the page with the listing, cramped as fuck

>Illinois
>not a castle doctrine state
>no stand your ground laws
>must use only justified or necessary force
no fucking thanks- I'd rather not go to prison just because some nigger tried to rob my house unarmed, I shoot him because he's in my house and I don't know what he does or doesn't have, and the jury is convinced he was a good boy dindu nuffin ta nobody was gettin' his life back on track etc.

Otherwise, damn, that price is tempting. I mean, yeah, it's in the middle of an urban war zone, but if I could defend myself and my property without worrying about getting thrown in jail for self-defense, I might actually consider it.

>Nice pic.


Love it, making me feel like Robertcop