>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
Muh hood is currently being gentrified (in a good way). The leftists squirm when I tell them where I live because the bean folk are being removed and I'm white as Himmler.
Nicholas Johnson
previous one 2A Archmage Robert BLACKout rules in full effect who wants to be a weiner
Robert Bell
So I've been thinking of taking my buddies up to Chiraq to listen to CPD scanners and drive around so I can show them the true nature of male black. Are certain neighborhoods really so bad that I should actively avoid them and stick to giordannos and that mirror bean, or can a group of white boiz realistically get through englewood, Austin, Garfield park, etc. in a slightly fucked 2015 civic with no trouble?
Henry Clark
Good evening comfy bros. What keeps you up late tonight? I've just finished school (for good) so I've got all the free time in the world while I search for a job... Slow but focused, feeling nice.
>Canada doesnt even compare to major US cities
I totally agree. Even the shady parts of Seattle are pretty fucking intense compared to here. The downtown eastside is a definite eye-scare though. Looks like literal zombies in every direction... Openly shooting up and all that.
Muh hood is currently being gentrified (in a good way). The leftists squirm when I tell them where I live because the bean folk are being removed and I'm white as Himmler.
Sounds nice and cozy, user. Himmler might be one of the funniest people in world history IMO. That Mongol fuck was up to some pretty strange stuff. I really only discovered how unusual and weird his life was via /his/ funny enough. Seems like he LARPed through the most interesting time in world history.
Logan Campbell
>So I've been thinking of taking my buddies up to Chiraq to listen to CPD scanners and drive around so I can show them the true nature of male black. Are certain neighborhoods really so bad that I should actively avoid them and stick to giordannos and that mirror bean, or can a group of white boiz realistically get through englewood, Austin, Garfield park, etc. in a slightly fucked 2015 civic with no trouble?
just keep moving and you should be alright
hit a light, bust a right
Parker Anderson
>ten females fighting in the street
Carson Watson
There is a literal line in the sand where Robert will only go if a fellow Robert is harmed. Hence a few weeks ago when /male black/ (beaner gang) crossed the fucking line.
Michael Jackson
>Arguing with an intoxicated female This will end well.
Wyatt Anderson
What is that line?
Angel Cooper
shit just got real
we have spaceroberts
Nathaniel Barnes
godly
kek'd at this
>So I've been thinking of taking my buddies up to Chiraq to listen to CPD scanners and drive around so I can show them the true nature of male black. Are certain neighborhoods really so bad that I should actively avoid them and stick to giordannos and that mirror bean, or can a group of white boiz realistically get through englewood, Austin, Garfield park, etc. in a slightly fucked 2015 civic with no trouble?
Holy Jesus I am so jealous. We need to organize a fucking Sup Forums field trip - rent a bus, hire a driver, and have CPD playing with some comfy music while we drive around watching the chimpiest of all chimps.
Angel Howard
Get a fucking rental car with insurance. That way you can just drop it back off in case you run into sewer nig and he jacks off on your car. Or tries to shoot you
Alexander Edwards
>Holy Jesus I am so jealous. We need to organize a fucking Sup Forums field trip - rent a bus, hire a driver, and have CPD playing with some comfy music while we drive around watching the chimpiest of all chimps.
That's hilarious I had that thought today, but without the full blown tour bus and playing the stream idea that's brilliant
Austin Long
I think in NYC some guy organized bus tours of ghettos for asian tourists and made a pile of money before the SJW's shut him down 50 seats on your bus, 40$ for a two hour tour 1000$ hour
Ryder Thompson
>robbed by two males dressed as females
Carson Scott
Need a CDL and a bus with a bar in it, good fast wifi
Jordan Walker
Drive-through safari
Robert Ramirez
Somewhere down in South Chicago, a native might have better perspective. When the streets start having numbers i don't go there.
Benjamin Wood
>female raped at knifepoint
Kevin Bennett
yes
Ryder Reyes
cmon digits
Caleb Long
It's tough out here on these streets, Robert.
Angel Jackson
kek
Joseph Garcia
one more time
Lucas Anderson
Ask and you shall receive.
Luke Anderson
the balcony edition
James Foster
>Ask and you shall receive. not just one but four 666's, we got that digimagic
Jackson Sanders
The first /CPD/ meetup was cool. We hit up Parsons. Rogers park user, you here?
Justin Gonzalez
>intoxicated male >not breathing
Noah King
>the balcony edition that ding ding magic, can't even see him
Jackson Cooper
>Gangbangers being loud and harassing people It's on.
Joshua Wright
Praise KEK
Hunter Wood
Welcome to bus time whitey gimmmme money
Jonathan Hill
looks /comfy/ for a tour
Nolan Martinez
Looks fucking expensive. I say if there's a Robert meetup, we get a group in separate cars with radios running around the city.
Luis Perez
That is just smoke and mirrors, user. Never overpay for a polished turd.
Henry Hernandez
Polished turd or not, paying a driver will cost you. Especially if you want to drive through coontown (which I doubt is a service typically offered).
Alexander Cruz
If you can find one with a coach who's willing to drive their livelihood into the ghetto.
Liam Bennett
>Polished turd or not, paying a driver will cost you. Especially if you want to drive through coontown (which I doubt is a service typically offered). Just disguise it as a book mobile
Black male HATES books
Kevin Wilson
male black dyslexic
Isaac Watson
These niggers shoot at fireman and ambulances, you really want to taunt them with the fact that they're functionally illiterate?
Xavier Reyes
>Male with plastic bag on his head laying on a park bench
Zachary Lee
>log on to Sup Forums >click on /cpd/ >guy w gun kicking in door >daughter getting forced in a car >log off of /cpd/ >log off Sup Forums
