You fucking aborted pieces of microdick waste think it's funny to call Turks cockroaches huh? You know what the fuck you're looking at? That's right: a Turkish National Wrestling Champion, and two-time Mr. Turkey in oil wrestling. I was undefeated in college with a record of 85-0. Not only that but I hold a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and Sambo. I currently compete in mixed martial arts, and will most likely be competing in the big leagues (UFC) if I maintain my success.
They're already calling me the next Brock Lesnar.
With my 5'9 and 250 lbs frame, not to mention my sheer brute force and amazing agility normally associated with men half my size, I have no doubt in my mind that if any of you pencil-necked faggots faced me one-on-one, you would be on the ground before you fucking knew it.
me being well trained tai boxer, i think im safe against midget (me being 6.4 and shit), that has a skin color a rotten meat sausage would have
so yea
Joshua Carter
You're mad because you're not white?
And by whom would I be gassed by?
Evan Reyes
Wow, this roach got a hold of his host's muscle milk. I'd shoot you between the eyes if given a chance.
>nice digits, but still.... fuck you faggot.
Jordan Anderson
Go crawl under a refrigerator.
Ethan Campbell
>Mr. Turkey Kek
Jordan Cruz
>Turkish National Wrestling Champion, and two-time Mr. Turkey in oil wrestling.
I am fucking dieing here.
>oil wrestling.
Jace Fisher
>you will never rape and impregnate Anzu Why even live?
Levi James
My local highschool wrestling team could slam that roach to the ground
Jonathan Nelson
>That's right: a Turkish National Wrestling Champion, and two-time Mr. Turkey in oil wrestling. I was undefeated in college with a record of 85-0
roach wrestles roach
roach wins
REVELATORY
Isaac Peterson
Plus, you're immune to radiation, so you've got that going for ya.
Daniel Rivera
>oil wrestling
William Jenkins
Nothing manlier than getting oiled up and rolling around on the ground groping another man
Camden Lopez
I'm just waiting for some stupid newfag to copy-paste your post word for word thinking that's what a copypasta is... That seems to be the newfag trend these days.
Jordan Morales
Fuck you nigger.
Daniel Wood
oil wrestling is gay
Aaron Ortiz
>Mr. Turkey in oil wrestling wtf?
Xavier Gonzalez
>two-time Mr. Turkey in oil wrestling >5'9 and 250 lbs
keked and checked
Kevin Watson
You goddamn faggots biting like it's a fkn pinata. Jesus christ what happened to the board.
Christopher Gonzalez
you look like you enjoy watching romance movies.
Elijah Cox
...
James Ward
what makes you think so?
Juan Martinez
you know what youre looking at? A turk-roach being BTFO
Brandon Cruz
>With my 5'9 and 250 lbs frame
Nearly 18 stone and that short? I'm half your weight at bang on 6 foot and yes, you would probably annihilate me if I let you get near me. But you couldnt and I would simply punch you the fuck out at my leisure
Caleb Taylor
oil wrestle me irl faggot
Evan Allen
> 5'9 Tell me Moooar
Daniel Powell
>microdick >oil wrestling Good trolling, though.
Easton Cooper
Substantiate your claims.
Oliver Collins
It's fun to laugh at roaches
Evan Richardson
by its natural enemy
Henry Hall
>5'9
When will they learn?
Jace Williams
Turks are fucking gay and they don't look like that. Turks are roaches period. You couldn't kick the shit out of anything, you're a fucking turk, you're automatically cucked and inbred. Sorry
John Cook
>5'9" When will they learn?
Gavin Martin
cuck
Jack Taylor
What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.
Luis Moore
You look like a fag.
Easton White
just some good ol' totally heterosexual after-wrestling comradery.
Ryder Rivera
you are a faggot, my gun could kill you
Elijah Kelly
OMG you fucking shave your pubes? That is so fucking gay!!
Christopher Smith
Fucking cuckaroach!
Thomas Miller
and yours apparently.
Hudson Gutierrez
Hahahaha manlet
Brandon Scott
post a girl next time
Brandon Richardson
what kind of fucktard has the dishwasher open in the corner next to the oven like that?
Luke Green
Sick trips, roach.
Luke Long
Kek, you are mad! A shitskin telling me to get gassed? It truly is the end days.
Jason Green
nice digits
Lucas Lewis
Who the fuck bites a pinata? Its an obvious joke you fuckin sperg.
David Rogers
You shave your chest fag fuck off
Landon Martinez
you are the worst turk. you are the turk idiot you have the turk smell. return to croatia. to our croatian cousins you may come into our country but only if you live in the zoo....ahahahaha bosnia we will never forgive you...chetnik rascal fuck but fuck asshole turk stinks bosnia albania albania...turk genocide was the best day of my life. take a bath of dead turks...ahahahahaha BOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget world war two... albania we kill the king albania return to your precious mongolia....hahahahaha...idiot turks and bosnians smell so bad wow we can smell both of them. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia and usa and croatia and slovakia...kill bosnia...you will world war two tupac alive in serbia, tupac is making album of serbia fast rap tupac serbia we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac...you are poor stinky turks...you live in a hovel hahahaha...you live in a yurt. tupac is alive and number one in serbia...fuck croatia...fuck asshole turks no good i spit in the mouth eye of your flag and country. tupac is alive and a real strong wizard kill all the turkish farm animals with rap magic now we the serbians rule ape of the zoo president george bush fucked the great satan and lay egg this egg hatched and bosnia was born. stupid baby from the egg give back our clay we will crush you like the skull of a pig. serbia is the greatest country.
Joshua Torres
>Köksal Baba making gains kek
Luke Rodriguez
Lol
Isaac Cooper
>With my 5'9 and 250 lbs frame
Good bait
Mason Anderson
>With my 5'9...
>manlets >ever learning
Cameron King
mr roach, a bullet in your head is equivalent to a bullet in the head of everybody else.
Noah Bell
>Turkroach >Not white
Dominic Wood
>college >'b-but i'm so m-masculine'
Fuck off, I know lads half your size on the construction sites who would fucking wreck you m8
Aiden Rodriguez
I'll take you on. You won't be able get a good grip on me. I'll be as numble as a greased up pig
Nicholas Carter
nigga there's no way in hell you're 250lbs. More like 180lbs soaking wet.
Cooper Allen
>oil wrestling Stopped reading there, faggot.
Blake Scott
As a UFC fan, I can tell you that you will not do well being 250 5"9 roach.
Kevin Gastelum looks good at 185 being 5"9, but even that is a stretch. How much weight can you cut? Unless you can make it to 170 or 185 you will never do well in UFC.
Sebastian Rodriguez
.59 inches is what he meant... dick size!
Jose Taylor
>5'9 Wow, no wonder my stone wielding and barefoot ancestors kicked you out of this shithole. That's pathetic.