Brit/pol/ - tfw not a shartcuck edition

>5 days left to register to vote
gov.uk/register-to-vote

>BBC empirically biased against Labour
newstatesman.com/2017/05/right-wing-newspaper-headlines-bring-bias-bbc
archive.is/a8upd

>Politicians face investigation over abusing data harvested and sold from social media
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/17/political-parties-facing-investigation-targeting-voters-twitter/
archive.is/nnsWh

>LibDem manifesto: Ganja YES, Brexit NO, Tampons FREE
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/17/liberal-democrats-would-ban-sale-diesel-cars-tax-cannabis-boost/
archive.is/h1F5b

>Scot Labour threatens councillors for fraternising with the enemy
thenational.scot/news/15291689.Labour_threaten_to_suspend_councillors_in_Aberdeen_over_Tory_coalition_deal/
archive.is/XiVEW

>Grime artists support Corbyn, rave planned before election
standard.co.uk/news/politics/londons-grime-stars-come-out-in-support-of-jeremy-corbyn-as-secret-rave-planned-before-general-a3541466.html
archive.is/eqIH1

>Wages can't keep up with inflation: Stagflation since 2008
dailyecho.co.uk/news/national/15288333.Inflation_hits_three_and_a_half_year_high/
archive.is/6V4Tl

>Man charged with terrorism for not handing over passwords at airport
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/17/cage-campaign-group-director-muhammed-rabbani-charged-under-terrorism-act?CMP=share_btn_tw
archive.is/QXjDD

:::VIDEOS:::
>Count Dankula taken to court over free speech
[YouTube] It's Time (embed)

>UK antifa shut down free-speech
[YouTube] ANTIFA attacks a man holding a free speech sign (Dalston, UK) (embed)

>Fallon would rather forget the party in Syria
[YouTube] Emily Thornberry skewering Michael Fallon Part Three (embed)

>Blighty Election Rundown
[YouTube] 23 DAYS TO GO - BLIGHTY ELECTION BRIEFING (16May17) (embed)

Other urls found in this thread:

labour2017.co.uk/
youtube.com/watch?v=mbcwfhwsvJA
youtube.com/watch?v=plyC2ipo2B4
youtube.com/watch?v=ahDhdn5jgeE
youtube.com/watch?v=YNF3ed7VNsQ
twitter.com/britainelects/status/864982110058270720
youtube.com/watch?v=rx1Rj6fHCNE
youtube.com/watch?v=HvgUtHNavsI
breitbart.com/big-government/2015/12/31/hilaire-belloc-1938-islam-formidable-persistent-enemy-western-civilization/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

labour2017.co.uk/

First for emptiness.

:::VIDEOS:::
>Count Dankula taken to court over free speech
[YouTube] It's Time (embed)

>UK antifa shut down free-speech
[YouTube] ANTIFA attacks a man holding a free speech sign (Dalston, UK) (embed)

>Fallon would rather forget the party in Syria
[YouTube] Emily Thornberry skewering Michael Fallon Part Three (embed)

>Blighty Election Rundown
[YouTube] 23 DAYS TO GO - BLIGHTY ELECTION BRIEFING (16May17) (embed)
The fucking state of this

>behead those who [Youtube] Filename (embed) [embed]

Big Soup.

Well memed friend
How did you do that?

:::VIDEOS:::
>Count Dankula taken to court over free speech
youtube.com/watch?v=mbcwfhwsvJA

>UK antifa shut down free-speech
youtube.com/watch?v=plyC2ipo2B4

>Fallon would rather forget the party in Syria
youtube.com/watch?v=ahDhdn5jgeE

>Blighty Election Rundown
youtube.com/watch?v=YNF3ed7VNsQ

Fuck weeaboos and micks.

lel

>So, guys, I'm Indian. What about that UKIP, amirite? I'm Indian. Huh, Brexit, huh. Did I mention that I'm Indian?

>lose both wars
>burn down lone building in tiny backwater town situated to appease the south
>literally play dead when fighting jackson
>200 years later you're an american airstrip
Britbongs, lel

>>Grime artists support Corbyn, rave planned before election

Surprised they don't support weed man

Top bantz.

Bought the domain and made it a redirect.

i think the Tories or one of their supporters bought it

unexpected kek

FUCK LABOUR AND FUCK MOMENTUM POSTERS ITT

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>two years of Theresa Strong-And-Stable May demanding Strength And Stability while the rest of the EU points and laughs, more abject failures from the Tories
>Daily Mail still declares it to be a total success
>British public accepts it as a total success while they're paying a fiver for a loaf of bread

can't mess with jez

>lose both wars
>American education

He's actually Sri Lankan like that MIA girl.

>Be Bong
>Get raped
>Get blown up
>Get called racist and Islamophobic at funeral

>paying a fiver for a loaf of bread

>spot the poorthener.jpg

>jackson
lol who the fuck is that? Some Yank politician. You're domestic politics aren't relevant here.

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>empire is dead
>he considers this a win

Utter state of post war British education

Two septic's triggered already, lads. Nice one.

FOR THE MANY NOT THE
E
W

The 2nd revolutionary war, you silly man.

>Be burger
>Only hear about white people through stories of myths and legends

I agree, it is a real state. If it was better you might know how to understand written English to a higher degree.

Lads am I reading this right?
The French prime minister proposed to merge with the UK and accept our queen as the head of state, and we rejected it??

reposting because I caught the last thread as it was about to die
desu it might have sped up the decline of the empire, by 1956 the Empire was on its way out and I doubt the French would have ever accepted their new British overlords, it would have just caused more trouble.
Still seriously interesting to find out that the French even proposed this though.

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>@britainelects 6m ago

>Westminster voting intention:
>CON: 45% (-4)
>LAB: 32% (+1)
>LDEM: 8% (-1)
>UKIP: 6% (+3)
>(via @YouGov / 16 - 17 May)

twitter.com/britainelects/status/864982110058270720

Prime Minister Corbyn!

HOLY KEK

HE'S ACTUALLY GOING TO WIN

HERE COMES THE NUTT

Did we win the world wars?

Take a look at a pre-wars map and a post-wars map, notice the lack of pink? Notice the sudden American superpower?

They may have not been shooting at us, but the US was not on our side. They wanted Europe as a whole deposed, and they succeeded entirely in their goal. The world war was won and lost. But the war was Europe v the USA and we fucking lost hard.

Lib Dems fucking kek, milk surge cancelled.

>The fucking state of this

I'm not autistic you little tart.

You saved my thing. Pretty proud. Here's a possibly better version that somebody made after though.

More like Prime Minister N U T

UKIP AINT DEAD YET

Takes a bit of lateral thinking, but you make a damn good point there lad.

Totally agreed. This is a big redpill on international relations that so many people don't understand. From THE world power to Europe's bitch in 50 years. Thankfully we seem to be turning that round even a slight bit.

What the fuck does that have to do with either of the American revolutionary wars?
This is what he was talking about, spastic.

That's not how shadows work

So mine's better. Thanks pal.

I just prefer the version with an EU flag, it just hits our point a bit better.

Morning lads

Posted as the last thread was dying:

Rather like Benjamin Freedman:

youtube.com/watch?v=rx1Rj6fHCNE

ABSOLUTELY KIPPERED

This whole non-binary gender debacle is really getting me down. Is there still hope, lads? Can we still save society or have they reached a level of retarded that is out of our reach? Do we need to pull a Kent state?

didn't realise nuttall won the ashes

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 45% (-4)
LAB: 32% (+1)
LDEM: 8% (-1)
UKIP: 6% (+3)

(via @YouGov / 16 - 17 May)

>People actually think Labour have a chance after this pol

Twitter is hilarious

NUTTED.

Labour won't win shit

>MIA: "REEEEE racism and discrimination is bad"
>unironically backs the Tamil Tigers
I hate celebs and tarts of her ilk

Surely you jest?

And they have been fighting us ever since the first revolutionary war. Guess what? They won.

Just watched episode two of Three Girls. Cried again lads. It makes me so fucking angry.

THIS ONE PICTURE THAT WILL MAKE YOU SAY FUCK HAVING BREXIT AND SHIT

>Guy, look at my funny eye it's so random, Did I remind you I was Sri Lankan, aha I'm more popular that that Owen Jones foundation of youth comedian Russel Howard, Did I remind you I was Sri Lankan

+1 Lab
+3 UKIP

how many seats though??
FPTP BTFO

Might have to get on /r/t_d and become a memelord

Voting tory for the 3rd time lads

What about you?

Is it continuing to redpill the masses?

was it biased in anyway? I know it's the BBC so I'm wary of watching it

For as long as we let the BLOODY MARXISTS and the POST-MODERNISTS continue. And that's that.

youtube.com/watch?v=HvgUtHNavsI

P.S. Clean your room.

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g...guys

A new generation is coming and they're increasingly anti trans

have one with a pic of The Rock behind instead of the flag?

Remember you from last thread (I think). I really don't recommend looking up the reaction to this ep. It isn't as redpilled as yesterdays'.

So, does that mean we win when their Empire inevitably fails?
Americans usually say shit like they basically won the 2nd revolutionary war in 1812, which didn`t happen, we burned down the Whitehouse while fighting Napoleon.
How autistic do you have to be?

Isn't she lovely
Isn't she wonderful
Isn't she precious
Less than one minute old
I never thought through love we'd be
Making one as lovely as she
But isn't she lovely made from love
Isn't she pretty
Truly the angel's best
Boy, I'm so happy
We have been heaven blessed
I can't believe what God has done
Through us he's given life to one
But isn't she lovely made from love
Isn't she lovely
Life and love are the same
Life is Aisha
The meaning of her name
Londie, it could have not been done
Without you who conceived the one
That's so very lovely made from love

I love our futa-carrier lads

too bad people will forget about it on friday

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Kek

I listen to LBC all day at work and BBC news 24 is on the telly in the canteen. The manifesto launch was plastered everywhere and Corbyn was sounding great, speaking well, gave great speeches and had roaring support from crowds and aced interviews. Carwyn Jones did pretty well in the Welsh leaders debate. Corbyn also did interviews with Vice for the young vote and had rappers cheering for him.

And after all that

>+1

Labour are finished.

LEAVE WILL NEVER WIN!

DONALD TRUMP WILL NEVER WIN!

JEREMY CORBYN WILL NEVER WIN!

*fetal alcohol syndrome intensifies*

Please tell me it doesn't use a ramp.

HAHAHAHA THAT LITERALLY MEANS THE WHOLE CONSERVATIVE PARTY IS GONNA OVERTURN BREXIT

>citation needed

They're also incredibly non-white, so tranny shit is small fry. Our problems are only just beginning.

>fifty
>six
>percent

the people that said 1 and 2 are the people that will vote for 3

It uses a ramp.

>mfw Sup Forums is actually trusting a Remainer with Brexit

Yeah, if they're only +1 after a manifesto then it's pretty damning isn't it? Not that Corbynistas believe YouGov anyway.

MARINE LE PEN WILL NEVER WI-

Little known fact: Hillaire Belloc foresaw the threat of Islam to the West:

breitbart.com/big-government/2015/12/31/hilaire-belloc-1938-islam-formidable-persistent-enemy-western-civilization/

>People are still falling for Tory lies at election time

Like clockwork lads

New friend?
She has an erection for bombing mudslimes

>One person handles all the Negotiations

>Tory lies
Get the fuck out of here Corbtard.

Corbyn is a remainer too, pal.
I`d rather trust the person that has a clear position than the absolute meme man Corbyn.

Well that's just brilliant. I'd rather the Tories slap a penny on tax to buy a catapult than suffer more ramp-related abuse.

She's pretty much handed responsibility for negotiating over to David Davis

Can you shut the fuck up about "muh BBC"?
>I'm wary of watching it
Grow the fuck up.
According to this it isn't.
Yeah, it's a shame

They were Pyrrhic victories lad