Brazilians, what the fuck is happening in this mothefucking country?

Brazilians, what the fuck is happening in this mothefucking country?

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nothing new
we're fucked

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I'm not br but he comes up in every single one of these stories as like the worst human being imaginable, is he some kind of like Corruption Elemental or what? What the fuck is his day-to-day life

Quick rundown pls

He is the greatest Brazilian politician of the last 50 years, he is hated because he was considered a menace by the left, and its cultural apparatus acted accordingly.

good luck having these thread not slide

What does this say?

our frank underwood

> mothefucking country
> moth fucking country
R, desu, it lacks of " R`s", i might admit.

Old leftist president got ran away by people that claimed to be against corruption.

Said people are now confirmed corrupt as well.

Everybody that wasn't a retarded party-dick-sucking drone knew that and that all politicians in this country are equaly awful but I guess now they have to pretend to be surprised at this news.

BOLSONARO 2018
É ISSO QUE ESTÁ ACONTECENDO
HE IS THE HERO WE NEED

Feds recorded the president asking for a huge enterpreneur (the CEO of the JBS company) to bribe a former congressman who is in jail to keep him quiet. Every single politician at the capital ran away from sessions and nobody knows what is going to happen.
We are pretty much fucked to be honest...

The runner-up of 2014 elections got recorded asking for money. He also said that the courier shoulb be someone easily killable, so they could do it before he talked to the justice

It's been "Ordem e Progresso" since 1822. Nothing new.

> Not knowing that Globo did this to promote Luciano Huck's candidacy

Because you fuckers imported a gazzilion niggers and left

copy and paste this in shill threads.

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>SHILLS AND KIKES OUT IN FULL FORCE
SHILLS AND KIKES OUT IN FULL FORCE
>SHILLS AND KIKES OUT IN FULL FORCE
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Não precisa debochar né pai

Fuck off, burger don't spoil our Watergate...

>since 1822
1889, let's be fair here.

Right-wing deathsquads when?

In 1761, we outlawed slavery in Portugal, meaning we sent all slaves back to Brazil and Africa.

You guys just needed to do the same thing, but solely back to Africa. You had 100 years to do it: you are idiots and it's your fault. It's easy to frame this in a positive way, especially when niggers have no rights.

TEMER PRESO AMANHÃ

That's actually pretty accurate

count me in

AVE GLORIA AVE IMPÉRIO

Fucking this
How do we start?

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Full lipstick in the underpants, user. Also, it happened in Brazil what (((media))) said Trump did

First we need to get rid of "estatuto do desarmamento"

This.

WE ARE FUCKED HAUHUAEHAUHEAUHEAUHEAUHEAUHEAUHEAUHEUAHEUAHEUAHUEAHUEAUEHAUEHAUHAEUAHEUAHEAUHEAUHEUAHEUAHEUAHUE

WE FUCKED EVERYTHING, WE ARE STUPID MONKEYS, THE ENTIRE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKV IS GOING TO JAIL FOR CORRUPTION CHARGES EVEN THE PRESIDENT


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUCCKKKKK

The netflix tv show based on what is going on in Brazil would have him as the protagonist most likely. He is the corruption itself. He is a genius, but he thought he was God, that is why he was arrested. But even in prison he was controling the government, and our president tried to bribe him because he knew too much, and now media released a tape of this conversation.

Que Deus nos proteja do que está por vir.

desu gas all the politicians
desu make new constitution
desu gas lefties
desu deport blacks

this may sound like a meme, but it would actually be the solution.
If I may add something
FREE THE SOUTH ( kill the commies in RS first tho)

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Fuck the constitution. Ancapistão!

Os milicas mermão, o tempo de ser ancap já passou, acabou, já era. It's too late, run!

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ESQUERDISTA DA MERDA

Para os idiotas que insistem em não aprender com os seus erros:

Antes de revolucionarem um sistema político, tenham um método claro de garantir que este seja estável. Há várias formas de o fazer, mas isto é mais importante que a revolução em si. O que as pessoas querem, especialmente a classe média, é estabilidade, previsibilidade, ordem, sentir que controlam a sua vida. Têm de garantir isso a todo o custo. Revolução porque sim é estratégia para o fracasso.

>Corruption Elemental

WE COULDN'T SEND THEM BACK TO AFRICA YOU FUCKING FISHERMAN THEY ARE 60% OF OUR POPULATION BECAUSE OF YOU.

Nosso governo de direita vai literalment todo para a prisão, agora não temos escolha vamos ter que votar nos socialistas porque não sobrou um partido serio alem do PT, é como ser americano e ver todo opartido republicano indo para a prisão, vai ter que votar democrata.

We need you, daddy. Come back for us.

Hey 3rd world bros! What's going on? Is your new President fucked beyond belief or is it fake news?

There's no right-wing in Brazil they were literally all lefties

ANCAPISTÃO CARALHO

He's JUST right now. Good shot of being impeached.

You deport them as you outlaw slavery with the rational that you are finally freeing them and sending them back to their homeland. This should have been immediately, so they didn't create roots in Brazil.

You are idiots.

should have been done*

Watching the MBL fuckwads being dragged to hell back is so delicious

ANCAPSTAO AGORA

>agora não temos escolha vamos ter que votar nos socialistas porque não sobrou um partido serio alem do PT
Shill: the post

>pmdb
>psdb
>direita
top jej

WHY DID YOU SEND SO MANY NIGGERS OUR WAY

JUST

The guy is a spy working for jews (literally jews) to change the laws to enrich business at the country costs AND IT WAS PROVED. Be proud to be indian pajeet, at least your entire goverment is not going to jail today for corruption charges.

Militares vão fazer nada...

It seems the WHOLE political class is into corruption. We are motherfucking dumb fags if we don't make a revolution from this shit

>PT
>Partido Sério

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUUEHE SE MATA AMIGÃO, NÃO EXISTE UM ÚNICO PARTIDO DE DIREITA NO BRASIL

>yfw the face of anarchocapitalism in huezil is that of a turboautist manchild

Curtis LeMay, please come back from the dead and nuke the entirety of this country
Do the world a favour

Nunca li tanta bosta.

vamo votar em quem canalha?Não sobrou ninguem NINGUEM porra.Partido verde?

KEK IS TAKING THE REPUBLIC DOWN


WITH NO SURVIVORS


BORN TO DIE

WORLD IS A FUCK

KILL EM ALL 2017

1980,000,000,000 DEAD POLITICIANS

I AM TRASH MAN

WORLD IS A FUCK

cala-te esquerdista

For anyone out of the loop, basically more than 1800 congressmen have also been accused of receiving bribes from the largest beef company in brazil, JBS.

This is literally the end of Brazilian politics as we know it.

É bom Jair se acostumando.
>implicando que vá ter diretas
>implicando que democracia resolva algo
>implicando que militares vão fazer nada

Is the 1st Marquis of Pombal /ourguy/ confirmed?

Where's the beef?

Qual é o impedimento do PV ser levado a sério por alguém que acha que o PT, depois de toda essa merda, tem alguma integridade?

WE FINALLY HAVE OUR OWN VERY HAPPENING...

AND I'M SO FUCKING AFRAID

>por alguém que acha que o PT, depois de toda essa merda, tem alguma integridade
shills

We need to go full Paraguay and torch the Congress and the Palácio do Planalto. Everything must be burned to ash, Brasília will be the embodiment of Alighieri's fire and brimstone

CRASH THIS PLANE

Business.

If pic-related manages to run for president then it's the only hope I have left, if he doesn't then I'll just wait for 2 months in case there are right-wing deathsquads and if there aren't I'll just leave the country forever because it's beyond saving

youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

Reminder that you aren't allowed to post on Sup Forums unless you're from the last fortress against the red tide in this country.

I hope this shit crash and burns in a dictatorship or something so rich white people like me can ask for asylum in the US

top kek

this desu senpai

>crash this plane
Kek, already done
F

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Oh fuck! Hang on tight, huebros. Looks like it's gonna be a rough ride to hell.

But seriously this is some Ukraine level shit. Get it together, Brazil. You're better than this. Get well soon. Don't fucking degenerate into a coup.

>not rich like trump
>dumb as a brick, bad public speaker
>only thing he has going for is "muh guns"
>publicly confessed he has no idea on how to fix our economy

I'd rather chop my own dick off than cast a vote for this lunatic.

R E P Ú B L I C A
D E
C U R I T I B A

the worse issue is that the fucking lula with 10 criminal charges is gonna try presidency again. If it happens, we turn venezuela. Probably military coup ahead.

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Must be done, however there's no political group capable or interested in doing it. The people should prove itself wise and provoke civil unrest imediatly

Well who are you going to vote for then, retard? Lula? Dória (disguised lefty piece of shit)?

inb4 blank vote

In due time, it growns up the possibility of a military takeover. Im not joking its becoming possible to happen

LEMBREM-SE: VOTE BOLSONARO

NÃAAAAAO

Whatever becomes NOVO's candidate.

i can't take this anymore, i wanna die

>NOVO
Never ever happening.

there is no solution user.
There arent policians envolved, and only lula is cynical enough with 10 criminal charges to run for presidency. We end up with a criminal, someone that will rise from some obscure shit hole or a military coup.

A friendly tip to my fellow countrymen who are unironically thinking of voting for this joker if he decides to run for presidency: I'm a Captain in the Army, and even here he has little followers - whether it's officer or enlisted. The guy's pathetic, and that's coming from someone who despises leftist scum.
You're better off not voting at all.

oh boy here we go again