Hey Sup Forums what are some small subtle ways to get back at the capitalist system?
>be me, entomologist >one day apartment complex raises the rent on me >order a dozen American cockroaches and breed them in my 10 gallon tank >2 months later >have well over 500 cockroaches >release them around the complex one night >few months go by >see pest signs all over complex >overhear neighbors at the gym complaining >cockroaches fucking everywhere >complex has dozens of negative reviews on google >see little neighbor girl crying in the hallway about bugs because shes too scared to sleep lmao
Who else here /accelerationist/?
Asher Murphy
You like living among cockroaches?
Ryder Nguyen
Whut is an entomologist?
Nathaniel Nelson
Congratulations op you're a fucking piece of shit
Cooper Morales
HAHAHAHAHA
Nathaniel Phillips
As someone who currently has a cockroach infestation I hope you fucking die
James Powell
Bug scientist. OP is full of shit though.
Jace Bell
Kys
Sebastian Allen
Well then if you don't like capitalism then get out of here. You can just write a petition or complain to the people(s) responsible for the rent hike. You don't have to take it out on people. Especially an innocent little girl who's crying now because she's living with roaches. You have great power having access to all sorts of annoying bugs and you abuse it. Hope a fucking cockroach crawls into your ear at night and chews away your brain. Dickhead.
David Morris
Just reported you to the FBI. This is a serious criminal offence, you are now facing a massive fine and potentially jail time, not to mention civil suits from neighbours and your landlord.
Andrew Martin
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Luis Carter
My father died a highly brutal death due to capitalism. I've never been the same ever since. Opioid addict living in a bachelor suite. I don't even have enough money to eat properly. I haven't had real meat for about 3 years.
Jackson Murphy
Yeah, I killed a CIA nigger with my car in 1999. Score one for the good guys.
Jose Ward
Imma let you finish, but I just want to say that Seth Rich was the Wikileaks contact and that he was murdered by the DNC/Clinton cabal.
Liam Carter
Huh? My dad died in an industrial accident. He was worked to the point of exhaustion and died a very gruesome death.
Tyler Nguyen
Nobody cares. Fuck off.
Jace Morales
stop working
Lincoln Martinez
>lower quality of life in an entire apartment complex to get back at one jew Great fucking job asshole. You really couldn't do something that only affects the landlord?
Jose Barnes
Gb2 reddit moralfag
Leo Moore
I've done similar shenanigans but I did jail time for one of them.
Luis Ward
that's fucking incredible OP
Isaiah Ortiz
Be the filthiest fucking jew you can be with your money and don't into consumerism. get everything you buy secondhand except underwear, socks, and stuff as you see fit. it saves $.
Caleb Scott
>nobody cares the corrupt DNC ruining America killed the guy who was leaking proof about corruption Can you hear yourself right now, shill? Is this what you are defending?
Andrew Peterson
My life has been ruined by capitalism. Go fuck yourself. My sweet father was robbed from me by capitalism. This forever destroyed me.
Zachary Barnes
kek commie leaf is mad xDDD
Caleb Roberts
yeah, the FBI is going to look into an alleged story of some neckbeard trolling an apartment complex with 500 cockroaches
fucking leaf
Henry Parker
>capitalism killed him You are just seeing whatyou want to see, if that is real. That is like saying a gun killed someone.
Asher Baker
>Industrial accidents don't habben under gommunism guise XDDD
Chase Williams
Thats bush league shit. You should kill yourself, that'll show 'em.
Jayden Long
You think this is funny? Pic related is the only picture I have ever seen of my sweet father, a machinist, who died when I was 6 months old. This destroyed my future.
Samuel Smith
7/10 bait and switch
gg
Justin Gutierrez
Laugh all you want, but I only know anguish and anger.
Grayson Ortiz
He sure got around.
Hudson Jenkins
Fuck you. I've been to jail and done bad things to people before. I once broke a guys jaw for mocking my dad. Fuck you.
Jonathan Roberts
Nice.
Only issue with this is it causes a lot of collateral damage. The other tenants aren't your enemy.
Brandon Jones
>be FBI >listen to some kid reporting something they saw online >look at phone extension >pic related when they realize its a fucking leaf
Gabriel Barnes
>see a sign with a small bucket that says "Take a penny Leave a Penny" >took all the pennies >didn't leave anything at all that'll show those fuckers
Michael Ramirez
it's like a metaphor for the rationalization and effects of voting democrat
Jace Hall
>believing what you read on the internet
Michael Stewart
>angry at the wealthy >get back at them by bringing down myself and others around me
sounds about right
David Nelson
get your stale ass memes out of here user
Jaxson Bennett
At least he took a good spin at it.
Brody Morris
Damn it, Carlos
Brody Barnes
Are you a fucking retard? Without capitalism there'd be more incidents like that, not to mention children starving to death in the streets.
Leo Edwards
> pour 5 gallon of paint into jacuzzi ( apartment complex ) at night > steal paper towels from gym bathroom ( apartment complex ) to save money on toilet paper > smash bottles all over the dumpster area > throw cigarette butts all over the common areas > spary paint " niggers get out " on dumster area wall > throw furniture into swimming pool ( apartment complex ) >pour used motor oil on grass at common areas > run the sink shower and all faucets for hours while flushing toilet constantly to use lots of water
excellent work OP this is some stuff i did also to my kike landlord raising the rent