What the fuck is going on in Brazil?

This is a tl;dr for all foreign fags who have no clue on what's going on and want to know why Brazilians are going ape shit now.

There are hundreds of fucking federal investigations going on. A shit ton of politicians are getting arrested and indicted.

Scandals are popping up from time to time again.

JBS, Brazil's largest meat exporter, put human feces and cardboard on their meat and exported it.

The largest state company, an oil one known as petrobras was literally robbed. Politicians literally deviated over one hundred and 50 billion dollars from it and everyone's involved in this fucking scandal.

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-03-17/brazil-meat-producers-jbs-brf-probed-in-alleged-bribery-scheme

Politicians have been receiving kickbacks and bribes over these scandals.

The federal bureau of investigation collaborated with two CEOS of JBS and recorded a meeting with a respected senator who tried to run for the presidency in 2014. He had been accused of receiving bribes from petrobras and he asked the CEOS for an attorney and over two million dollars for his defence. The CEOS as I said earlier were recording the conversation and they gave him a suitcase filled with the money that was being tracked by the federal bureau. Everything was a fucking ambush. He is literally fucked.

Meanwhile, the two CEOS also recorded a conversation with Brazil's current president and made him admit that he was paying off Brazil's former house speaker that is now in jail literally hundreds of millions of dollars to keep his mouth shut because he knew too much about the dirty politics that went on in Brasilia, the city's capital. The two CEO'S gave the whole fucking recording to the federal bureau. They say it's their revenge against their plummeting stocks that took place because the same president authorised an operation that uncovered the whole feces in the meat scandal.

In other words, a real shitshow is taking place.

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>In other words, a real shitshow is taking place.

Just a normal day in South America.

You had a leftist government for a long time. What else did you expect?

This, coming soon to Nordic countries, have fun.

I like Brazil and the Brazilians. Things might get a little rocky for a while now, but on the bright side this might be a great opportunity for Brazil to reevaluate and restructure it's government for the better. Hang in there, Brazilbros, and best of luck to you.

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feels bad

Sounds like every other day in brazil where the police actually gets paid. Those days are kinda rare though.

Nope, the feelings of hopelessness towards politicians was never so strong as it is now.
We will become as depressed as you in the recent news, because strangely, we have the image sold by the media of being diverse and happy and clueless asking the color of the sky.

That's not how the shit is seen.

>we have the image sold by the media of being diverse and happy and clueless asking the color of the sky
I may have been spending too much time on Sup Forums and video games, but the image I have for Brazil is favela slums, chimpouts and corruption.

Good. Although most of us don't live in this condition, morally, that's an accurate description.

We are a christian nihilistic nation. If you ever come, enjoy the filhadaputagem.

Caralho, meu

Tem chance de algum politico "Trump-brasileiro" surgir? Existe algum que esta surgindo? Por exemplo o Joao Doria?

All parties are involved. Any government any of the same members would be illegitimate.

There's absolutely no hope. Separatism is the only way.

Well, at least some politicians are getting punished - can't say the same about us. What about Neves, didn't he get caught ordering an assassination?

João doria : I am 100% Hillary.

Yuep, Is totally fucked.

He was caught asking for money to "pay his attorney" and also said that the money would only be delivered by someone they could kill before he had the chance to betray. He is from the ((("""opposition"""))), so you can see how the shit is spread.

I'm not sure if all of them will be punished, it's hard for the people to remember 1890 names, so, the majority will surely scape.

You guys need a second Integralist Action campaign now

I forgot to add, our Supreme Court is now as pizzaria (yes, the place that makes pizza), because everyone with a trial gets free there.

Dória? Sério, aquele Chiquinho Scarpa que trabalha? PSDB é socialista jovem e a grana dele (homem brinquedo) vem em grande parte do governo, que tal o Luciano Huck hein inteligência rara?

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Redpill me on why hes like Hillary, im generally curious.

Por favor dê fatos e não só "eLe QuEr TiRaR O gRaFiTe dE SP XDDD"

It's a very risk bet. I don't trust him, but some get fooled by his tatics. He can be anything.

Here's a redflag:
twitter.com/jdoriajr/status/861657559064772608

Stupid people deserve to be fucked.

Brazilian should have asked for direct elections in 2016. Now, we will have elections and Lula will win.

Congratulations!