/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - CHECK YO KEYS EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

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1st for drag racers

2nd for the guy who's hanging off a crane by wrigley right now

Keys checked

DOGGO LIVES MATTER

4th for laughing at niggers

37 30 37 30
ok 99

>stomping on the dog
>the dog is crying

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The woman must be stomping on doggo because it's crying.

Damn right.

>cat stuck inside car

Literally what the fuck is wrong with these people?

Fucking awesome

cat stuck inside his car?!?

let it out retard

>niggers

fucking subhumans, I hope roberts stomps them out and saves the doggo.

Cat is screaming

DOPE

niggers.

>fucking subhumans, I hope roberts stomps them out and saves the doggo.

DOGGO

LIVES

MATTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrr

I've isolated the Chicago crime problem.

Good morning Roberts

>male black shot 3 (three) shots

THREE!
THREE SHOTS!
AH AH AH

Male black with dreads need a lineup.

good morning. You're just in time for "Where's Negro?" Starring Robert. They're hunting a shooter.

ONE
ONE NIGGER
AH AH AH

Trips 3

Dreds

>people?
He thinks they're people.

nigger on the table shot up.

Body snatchers

>He ordered SEVEN beefy cruncy burritos
Who needs that many burritos? Was he buying for his homies?

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High Achieving Honor Students.

>burglary in progress

Does this thread make you feel better about abos?

at least theyre not the american nigger.

>Who needs that many burritos?

You'll learn when your country hits about 13% black African.

What happened to the dog? Please shoot that person Robert.

my friend sent me these

I like burritos

Can I have a quick rundown on the "check yo keys " Meme?

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Did Robert save kit-tay?

HOD ON
HOD ON

Welcome to America.

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White male 6' 5""

>nephew kidnapped and dragged to appt. on 4th floor

>Can I have a quick rundown on the "check yo keys " Meme?
Robert occasionally keys his microphone in the pursuit of Male Black

Sassy tell's him to check his keys, his dog's keys, his mother's third cousin's keys, Adam's keys, and everyone in between, because ain't no time for no motherfuckin keys

I wonder if it's the giant ginger guy that was wondering around with a metal staff last month...

Homey was kidnaped and dragged to tha 4th flo

Yeah, it does. The most abos do is commit petty crimes and act foul mouthed on the bus. They are also a big minority in most areas. People bitch about the amount of Asians in Sydney (where I'm from) and Melbourne but at least they have manners.
I'm very thin (65KG) and despise fast food. I can't understand people who buy it in excess.

>nigger pepe

DELET

Sheeeeeeit

EFFECTIVE RUNDOWN, THAT ROBERT

>65 y/o, high, hit caller over the head with a bottle

Hit caller over head with a bottle.

>people

Still thinks they're people..

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kiss muh ass and kiss dis glass, nigga

Tree fell on car, blocked road.

FOOT PURSUIT THREE RUNNERS

Does that bitch have a bedside Deep Fryer? Is she really frying catfish in bed?
God damn, I am repulsed and slightly jealous at the carefree lifestyle, devoid of any consequences, that niggers lead.

3 running.

Presidential material right there.

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They are racially NEET. It's not surprising, really.

Trips 3

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R A P I D

S U C C E S S I O N

THREE TO FOUR
THREE TO FOUR SINGLE SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH

Runners

EIGHT
EIGHT SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH

gf introduced me to 'my 600lb. life.'
the people are repulsive, but goddamn if the food they cook doesn't look delicious.
one guy was deep frying bacon.
know what i'm doing for breakfast tomorrow.

Big

>Does that bitch have a bedside Deep Fryer? Is she really frying catfish in bed?
>God damn, I am repulsed and slightly jealous at the carefree lifestyle, devoid of any consequences, that niggers lead.

pretty sure type 2 diabetes is a consequence of that lifestyle

>fireworks

>slow down on those shots fired, take a slowdown

Walgreens!

For you

Why does MALE BLACK prefer Walgreens to CVS?

Were there a ton of murders today? HeyJackass jumped a bunch

>Why does MALE BLACK prefer Walgreens to CVS?
CVS doesn't sell newports anymore

"teens"

>Were there a ton of murders today? HeyJackass jumped a bunch

we're racking up bodies tonight and it's not even Zero Dark Male Black Hour

This should be a study. Intriguing question indeed.

Rain moving in, nogs hate the rain. Should be a short thunderstorm, nogs will be out nog'n right after. 2 hour window starts now. DTS!

they're aged by conflict you bigot

SCHIZ
O
FRENIA

>Schizooooooophreniaaaaa

>male white

PLOT TWIST

Male White? Rarer than Haley's Comet.

Nigga bout to get his rape on.

MALE WHITE with buzz cut draggin bitches in the ally

Pulling a woman into an alley

Is passive aggressive dispatch new? I haven't heard her before.

oh fuck, not surprised

I hope you don't think that really is a "Unaccompanied child"?