BRAZILIAN IMPEACHMENT part 2

>2016
impeach a communist president for a neoliberal president cause reasons
>1 year later
impeach a neoliberal president for a communist president again cause corruption

Is there a bigger joke of a country?

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And we will impeach the next one as well since our goverment want to put another criminal in charge though indirect election

IMPEACHMENT-SPREE

>neoliberal
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The Toucan leader was also caught asking for 2 million BRL to fund his Lava Jato legal defense fund.

This country really is a big fat joke politically speaking. I just want one person, one guy or girl, who hasn't tried to put money in his underwear while nobody was looking, to represent me.

President Impeachment will become our new national sport.

Today news is the best opportunity to redpill normies and shill for Bolsonaro and the military

There's literally no hope for this shithole. The only thing that could fix it is if we have another military coup to redo the whole fucking burdensome constitution, which will never happen.

You want to lose the right to a fair trial again? Get thrown in a jail for looking at somebody the wrong way? The military dictatorship was like living in hell.

CASA DO BARALHOOOOOO

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please dont.

people will blame the U.S. if you do
even if we stay out of it

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Condor

t. leftard scum

My whole family (parents and uncles) all lived through the military state and they literally say it was one of the best moments the country regarding security and education as well as moral decency. Not only them but all my right-leaning friends say exactly the same thing.

The "dictatorship" was only "da worst thing evaaaa" for leftist trash.

>people
Only commies blame the US for the military coup.

>Brazil is the fag(yes brazil is a gay country and you know it, shemales everywhre)
>politicians are the people he slaps
>slaps are the impeach
youtube.com/watch?v=EKRhxvmtass

I had a grandfather who was tortured, asshole. This isn't about being left or right, it's about having a basic human right.

>all my right-leaning friends say exactly the same thing
Tell me user, who are they voting for in the 2018 elections?

>Tortured
probably communist

>voting for in the 2018 elections
CHIMP, IT'S FUCKING OVER. You can't form a government with what remains.
It's ENTIRELY illegitimate.

>this is what retarded leftists actualy believe

not tortured enough, another case of military incompetence

>commie subverter grandad was touutuweed

Too bad they didint fucking kill him, all the shit happening today is directly the fault of retards like him.

Was he impeached because he didn't eat enough sopa de macaco?

Why is capitalism unpopular?

fucking degenerate!!

literally monkey eating monkey

Because all the other countries in the America's, excluding Canada, have an obsession with separating themselves from the U.S. and they think the U.S.=capitalism. because apparently we're the only ones in the world

Bolsonaro 2017 !

NEVER FORGET

>The "dictatorship" was only "da worst thing evaaaa" for leftist trash.
Can confirm. My parents, who were NOT involved in blowing up airports with innocents, always remember fondly those times.

It's a national delicacy in Brazil, it's uma delicia!

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> I had a grandfather who was tortured
Leftists try to guilt trip everyone who disagrees with them.
Dilma said how terribly tortured she was every single time a reporter would ask some hot question.

I hardly believe anyone of you psycopaths.
If a normal person was tortured, he would never want this to happen to anyone else, but you guys sponsor and suck dick for Cuba, Venezuela, and all your other pimps from Foro de São Paulo.

YOUR GRANDPARENT IS A FUCKING SHILL!

The evil is coming back.

Fuck yeah! Can't wait to see another Câmara dos Deputados trial. To all my non-brazilian anons, If you think Brazil is a joke already, you should treat yourself with such fine example of Hue-Politics.

come to brazil and taste uma sopinha de macaco

You're the kind of guy who criticizes Che Guevara for being a torturer but worship Coronel Ustra, is not?

are you not?***

Not same user. But all torture in order to destroy lefties is good torture.
I don't give a shit about che guevara. He did what he had to do for his leftists views.
We will do what we have to do for our country.

MILITARY COUP NOW

I don't think it is a good idea due giving too much power to too few BRs.

>I just want one person, one guy or girl, who hasn't tried to put money in his underwear while nobody was looking, to represent me.

are we seeking a world record or what?

Is this the brazilian version of "My grandpa survived auschwitz!"?

still better than Bolsonaro 2018/17

>uma delicia

it's uma delicia tho

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>neoliberal

HEUHEUHEHUEHUEHUEHEUEHUEHUEUHEUHEUHEUHUEH american education

Even if it's bolsonaro leading the militar coup?

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For the last time, delicia means delicious not delicacy

Be careful Brazil. This is how you get the CIA to stage a coup and install their own guy. Pick a direction you want to go and stick with it.

Great thing about making fun of Brazil is that the Brazillians will agree with whatever you say.

Correct me if im wrong. Dilma was a literal commie, the current guy who's about to be impeached is a neolib. So what do you want?

what do hues think of him nowadays

>This is how you get the CIA to stage a coup
Please happen again

>neolib
It would be good if he were something, even a socialist ffs. He's nothing, no ideologies, he's there only to make the corruption schemes work. Got it?

His fascist workers law prevents our economic growth since his term. He has points for being a nationalist though.

Then what is delicacy

Sorry guys, but there will be no indirect elections.

egypt. start arab spring to get rid of Mubarak, get rid of him and america set him back in the country again. nothing changes Egyptians are still slaves.

They should've just killed him so he didn't spawn a family of communists tbqh famalam

"iguaria"

The shittiest Brazilian government>The CIA

Seriously, avoid at all costs

No

come back to brazil cia

we miss you

Or rather Sovereignity > Any puppet

Sounds like our president.

You are the kind of guy who would invoke from Ulstra to Satan to justify your endless licking of Che Quevara's balls.

Get something through your thick skull: you're a leftist, you don't have moral ground because you don't have morals to begin with. It's so bourgeois. What matter's for the likes of you is getting more and more power.

This is not a public school. There's no defenseless children for you to abuse.

Fuck you and the horse who brought you here.

Godspeed Sup Forums, gotta go to sleep now
Hopefully we still have a country by the morning

> Get thrown in a jail for looking at somebody the wrong way?

Such an evil dictatorship that saw itself out.
Such an horrible persecution that let lefies do extreme lefting on the public funded universities.
Such an strict censorship that the publishing of leftist books boomed at the time of the military government.

On top of that you whores went to exile in Europe, none to URSS, Cuba, or China.

Como estão se sentindo sabendo que em 3 meses Lula será presidente?

justiça divina

Você não quis dizer Ciro?

Nem sou petista, mas o engraçado é pensar que havia um momento no ano passado em que isso era evitável, pelo menos mais evitável que agora. Deixaram passar e tomaram no cu. Timing é tudo.


Não. Lula mesmo. Em 90 dias.

we can't forget that this is a Sup Forums thread

Just keep impeaching your leaders as soon as they take office and keep the cycle going. That is immensely better than having a socialist or communist leader for an extended period of time.

At this point would you prefer we just come in and topple your government and put a US puppet in there?

You guys can't do more damage than our own politicians.

At what point do people start realizing capitalism is the way to go? Or is that politically impossible bc too many people are on government free gibs?

Follow up question what are your taxes/inflation like? It must be insane with nothing but commies and socialists.

our best president to this day, not even a question

It is not. I have never heard of that, fucking disgusting. Must be a carioca thing. I would probably puke in the plate. Also, monkeys carry diseases.

top kek

stop sucking american dicks faggots.

>taxes
Average 5 months of work a year just to pay it all.
>inflation
It was over 10% a year recently but was stabilizing to around 4% because of collapse of the consumption and austerity policies that will now fail to be approved. Government currently has an increasingly out of control deficit.

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oh no

what will happen to the brazilian economic miracle?

i though u guys were on the way to a space program and sheeit.

We actually have 66% taxes on imports

Brazil miracle is long gone, and the slow recovery is also probably gone as of today, We will likely enjoy our second economic lost decade in 40 years.

>space program
long dead
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VLS-1_V03

That's insane, you're slaving for the government. You got to vote these people out, get some capitalists in there to attract capital investment from abroad.

Put it this way I paid an effective rate of 16% last year. So I worked for the government for like what? 7 weeks?

66%!? So basically only the rich can afford imports, such as new vehicles?

60% is only the federal tax. State tax is around 20%. It's more than 80%.

Yes, only rich can import cars. National cars are around 1000 cc, 70 horsepower.

That's not the percentage for vehicles like cars. Even electronics taxes can get to 90% (of product + shipping).

No one import cars (and importing used cars is actually forbidden except for antiques).

Rich people import cars, for exemple, Ferraris.