Just gonna pop down to the shops Sup Forums

Just gonna pop down to the shops Sup Forums


Want me to get you anything?

bin that assault dagger m8

beef wellington ensemble with lettuce

I advise you to bring your potato peeler instead.

yea, get me a correct swastika

Something that's not for fags

I want a sausage roll, I've heard they're lovely. I've made my own with puff pastry and bratwurst (seared off then rolled and baked) but it always helps to try the real thing.

i bet you don't even have a licence for that knife, you rascal

A mince and cheese pie

I got a license, I have to renew it every year along with my telly license

Did you have your high-visibility telly vest inspected to ensure it conforms to the new EU2017 standards?

BONGER! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! PUT THAT KNIFE DOWN! RIGHT NOW!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

m8 how long it take you to get your license for that?

On my way to the shops lads, bit risky waving my deadly weapon around

I'd like one large Jew Pizza with double the Jew. Hold the anchovies, and a bottle of liberal tears

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! STOOOOOP!!

Reported to Interpol for brandishing a weapon and spreading hate via cutlery.

GOOD LORD MAN OUGHTN'T YOU HAVE THAT IN ITS SCABBARD?

Would you say that this greentext pasta reflects reality?
>be britbong
>having tea and crumpets with me mum
>start thinking of Muriel from work
>would i like to have a little in out, in out with her
>"'scuse me mum. I... I need to have a go"
>head over to the toilet
>it's off
>slam it hard with me fist
>"OI, TURN ON! I NEED A SHIT"
>it turns on
>search for me shitting license
>expired
>"bollocks"
>run outside and find the nearest red toilet booth
>grab the tele and dial the defecating center administrator
>"Ello? Her Majesty's Defecating Administration Centre. Who's this callin?"
>"Ello. I need a shit real bad"
>"Hol on there, son. You need to give me your name and residence first."
>"My name is Edmond Smith and I live at 3242 W. Pennywood Lane."
>"Alright then. And what time of shit will you be wanting to today, Mr. Smith"
>"Diarrhea, sir. Please hurry, my arsehole is about ready to burst"
>"Alight then. One moment please… And you are all set sir. I have given your household 10 minutes of uninterrupted permit to diarrhea shit."
>"Thank you sir! And God bless the Queen!"
>"God bless her right! Cheerio"
>Race back home before the diarrhea shit time runs out
>enter front door
>blood is everywhere
>go into kitchen
>mum is dead
>beheaded by muslims

Can you get me some hallal chicken

Nice shit swastika m8. Well done. Made us all look like fucking retards.

gallon of gas, 6 pack of beer (bottled) and some kitchen rags

Also do they have kit-kats in bongistan?

Dangerous Anglo.
Calm yourself down before you hurt yourself

Ringing the police right now, theres a madman on the loose

bump thread!
i realy want to be able to carry around a bike wheel without being arrested

'netto tah.

Course we have kitkats you silly cunt, dunno what the fuck "gas" is though

Multipack of nik-naks

YOU FUCKIN MAD-EAD WHAT YOU DOIN?!?

In fairness, we already know you're all retards. Giving up guns.... lol

buy some tootsie rolls or some hoe hoes from you american food section you fucking cuck


sage

Sounds accurate.

A car radio?

cornetto

Todd stop.

inb4 user gets arrested.

Nice weapon you got there, Brit.

You need a better knife, Abdul.

it's the juice you put in your motorized rollinghams to make it run
fuckin limey

As long as he doesn't forget the sausage rolls.

O SHIT

The absolute madman.

chuck us a freddo frog

Posting in legendary thread. Hello mum.

There's helicopters flying over my house. Looks like there's a huge police operation underway. They're coming for you OP!

I'm at the shop mates

The sad thing is that you very well could get in trouble with that.

However in the US you'd just get shot

Don't do it lad.

If you get caught you'll have to go through knife education and responsibility therapy at prison.

>gas

another way of saying weak methamphetamine

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

HE UPGRADED!

ya m8, you never know with this contentious group, ain it?

one minute you're fixing a car; next thing you know- your being held hostage by a fellow employee with the car radio

oh dis nigga gon get shot

F

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

>UK police
>"shot"
laughingmuslims.png

Did you stab some other criminal and take his knife?

holy shit!
that's a big weapon

Ummmm....that seems like it's bigger watcha doin' user?

Damn, shit just got real. You could really fuck somebody up with that thing

Costcutters with a knife. I like it, subtle, but i like it.

OI BIN THAT M8

I'LL RING THE QUEEN ON YA M8 I SWEAR ON YER LOIFE M8

>spreads buttah on a muffin..

I carry multiple knives, knife crime is like Pokemon cards in England

If you kill someone know that you will be immortalized in this thread.

Stop this lad. Think of mummy!

MATE ARE YOU OFF UR FUKIN ROCKER?!? UR GONNA GET FUKIN NICKED!

pretty sure that is bigger than 3 inches.
are you sure you are aloud that weapon?

The ABSOLUTE STATE of the edge on that knife

DROP THE KNFIE NOW

That weak ass chin.

#justbritishthings

>waiting for the HAPPENING MASS STABBING IN BRITAIN thread

You know what you must do.

KILL MUMMYPOSTERS

I actually have an obnoxiously strong chin

>Want me to get you anything?

Yes, get some manicure tools and CLEAN YOUR FUCKING NAILS.

you fools that isn't even his final form

Did you upgrade your dagger to a sword, mate? I bet it doesn't even fit the butter ""daggers"" bin!

Waiting for a sword to be pulled out next

But she's wearing a pink poncho with one boob cleverly unmasked

I'm calling Scotland Yard RIGHT NOW

just a little table knife. He's not black so he'll probably be let free
HOLY SHIT THIS MAN IS DEAD ON THE SPOT!!

prove it Buzzkillington

OH SHIT!!!!

Who else thinks Sup Forums is about to be blamed for something?

Yea. A new wife

Nice try, you're not getting me that easily

I get no respect.

>Just British things

He's approaching a corner shop. I think he's going to stab a paki

Get some clean tea towels and wipe that fucking cutlery you dirty maggot lol

Makin my way down town

...

SOMEONE STOP THIS MADMAN

AHHHHHHHHHHH LAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING

special brew and skins pls m8

WE ARE APPROACHING THE POWER LEVEL THAT SHOULDNT BE POSSIBLE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHH

the sun and a pack of a fags please mate

There goes the neighborhood

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WEW LAD

You don't need to pal the bins right there on the pavement