BRAZIL CIVIL WAR GENERAL - THE START

>BASED AECIO COULD BE ARRESTED
>EVERYONE TO THE STREETS TO DEFEND AECIO RIGHT NOW TO DEFEND OUR FUTURE PRESIDENT

NOW

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uma...

delicia yes but civil war is starting

Aecio is the opposite of based. SAGE

>we wuz Castro boys and sheit
Come on everyone likes Castro, he killed fags and did not let Cuba be completely blacked

SOPA

I like Bolsomito memes but we are in civil war now and its very serious not very delicia and not very sopa we might have always been in a civil war but this is another one inside the one we already have

Hope he hangs desu

WTF TRAITOR
PAID SHILL

Has there ever been a day without a civil war in Brazil?

>
Is it actually happening?

yes when we sent them to Poortugal
saged kike
oh wait

yes absolutely look at this video
youtube.com/watch?v=y6AIRPjQSE8

this is the spokesman of the opposition militia to communism

Literally who?
We do need a new, military constitution tho

>was supposed to finally leave this country
>kept being delayed for 3 years via circumstances
>will probably die here


Tbqh I don't mind dying anymore.

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Quick rundown on what Aécio done in Brazil to the foreigners, please? Did he wanted to murder someone or what?

Civil war? With which guns? We are not different than Venezuela in this point.

Yes. they dropped the A-bomb.

We'll use shit and macaco sopa

UMA DELICIA

MACAO SOPA

Don't forget havaianas and banana grenades.

guys, we need a soundtrack. Contendants:
E A-É-CI-O
youtube.com/watch?v=mJpymZpk-t8
Crise Geral
youtube.com/watch?v=py8u6fhpdkg
Suposicollor
youtube.com/watch?v=7TzzqD9m6r4
Refuse/Resist
youtube.com/watch?v=6ODNxy3YOPU

Macaco* you fucking Japan's subject. Don't talk to your betters like that.
Havainas is bourgeois degeneracy

I wonder who could be behind this post, Setúbal

pepe version of this is not posted yet. POST THAT SHIT

That .gif always triggered the shit out of me

Goddamn, if you were that close to something that big impacting the ground, you'd be vaporized so fucking fast. Fuck, even your atoms wouldn't be able to hold together.

The scariest part about that and which is also the case with dying in nuclear hellfire, is that the pressure and sheer power in such an event, would be enough to eliminate the concept of time itself, if you were close enough to the epicenter. That thing about sub-atomic shit moving so fast that it forces atomic substances to spin backwards, effectively reversing entropy for a short time.

And if that sounds like bullshit, who the fuck know, there ain't a lot of people who've survived being within the death zone of something as powerful as a nuke. But that just reminds me of that one star out there in the universe, that is so big and immensely powerful, that it's estimated hypernova is going to be so violently explosive, that it'll literally tear a new asshole in the universe, according to our math and simulation. What does it look like when something punches a hole through space? who the fuck knows. An educated guess would simply remind the people that, according to almost all of our physics, there are places in the universe that is simply ''melted'' and otherwise completely fucked up and without reasoning.

mfw the incoming favelado wave is coming to Portugal.

oh well i guess favelados>syrians

oops

This is bullshit, holy fuck how can you be this retarded?

> meanwhile in acre
what is acre?

What's going to happen with Lava Jato? Will Janot be replaced? What about Lula, will he be finally arrested?

Brazil's Area 51

bettynho is from rio de janegro though
fake news, sad!

kek, 207.8 million you are lucky there a whole ocean to separate you from brazil.

Please do not reply the redditor

>cannibalism

para gay is rare right?

dis

but all is good, they got you cockroaches pretty close to them

Is that a normal dish in northern Brasil?

Or this is just a sub sub human on Facebook?

Better a Brazilian than a t*rk, a t*rk is also black but fundamentalist
>northern Brasil
I have no fucking idea, there are literal recipes online. I did not know that, oh my.. These northern subhumans

sorry but brazil

>did not let Cuba be completely blacked
>t. never been to cuba

I'm not going to defend a drug addict.

Depends what area, theres really nice areas in turkey but also hills filled to the brim with kurds and mountain turks. Brazil has amazing towns who were founded by white immigrants who are amazing places to live and then theirs Rio and the favelas.

its a 50/50 from me and id rather go to brazil than turkey.

A tub of vomit is slightly better than a pile of shit. You're country is the pile of shit.

*your

good luck getting robbed raped killed and cooked.
at least in turkey you might only get killed.

No

DIRETAS

BOLSONARO

oops meant for the german, amerifat comment was to be ignored.

Oh sure, look this is your best city vs one fucking small city of ours.

Top kek useless poor shit eating t*rk

Yes, he tried to kill all witness to get away, Russia tier political violence

Not to mention your best monuments were built by actual people and you just happened to put a few roach minarets on it.
You guys are the dumbest people alive, poor motherfuckers

>be turk
>have one of the most ancient civilizations
>have nothing but war and poor fundamentalist retards
>can't build anything
>go to the streets, military coup
>go to the market
>get exploded

Small cities are far better than big cities in any place in the world.

Don't fool yourself, except some cities in the south, most of our country is far worse than Roachland

It would be pretty cool if Brazil turned into a communist state and that it gets it shit right with all those strict rules

Not going to happen.

The endgame of our left is to be like China, but brazilians are lazy and dumb. So it's just going to be a tyrannical government ruled by a small minority that sustain themselves selling commodities

And nothing will happen..

...

O MACAQUITOOO

Oh yes the northeast is a fucking disgrace and so is the north, sure we are all useless spics after all, right? It's not like they do not feed us and it's also not like they have really great cities too and are successfully building civilizations even though they just gained self-steem

Are in a time where brazilians are cremating turks and their historical accomplishments

kek these guys are deplorable.
But hey at least they live in a real Country Belgian fag

No.
Seek treatment.

NOD EN ARBUMENT

If that filename isn't "Monkey eating a monkey" I'm gonna be furious

>Oh yes the northeast is a fucking disgrace and so is the north, sure we are all useless spics after all, right?
Yes
>It's not like they do not feed us
They who? If you want to eat, start working.
>and it's also not like they have really great cities
That's not a accomplishment. Building a favela house near each other is easy.

it's literally named "cannibalism in a nutshell by bettynho and his friend"
stay comfy straya
They do not only have favelas, check the cities with the biggest favelas then you talk trash

I'm aware of it.

But it's still a shithole filled with crime, drugs and violence.

>filled with crime, drugs and violence
So is most of the South.
It's getting real better though, the South and the North. But PCC has to dominate it for violence to stop. It's always like that.

fortaleza has both godlike areas (aldeota, etc) and africa-like areas away from the "main area"

I never said Eugenia was not needed

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Video released last night is at the house of Michel Temer. The people are rioting, and the cops are shooting rounds from what appears to be a shotgun. If only America would do the same. Based Brazilians. My God be with you.

I have no idea what is happening. Why are we siding with Aécio if it seems he was trying to kill some dudes?

we all want to kill someone

we're not
OP is retarded

Fuck off

Not sure why Sup Forums gives Brazil a hard time for eating Macaco, when the Nords are eating this alongside horse eyeballs and fish pies on a daily basis.

because its ironic?

No, it's not. They actually hate you and if they could press a button to remove from existence, they would.

You know its mutual.

We do not like many people.
We may appreciate their way of life, but not them as such.

We only really like Europeans/Japs/maybe chinks. Everyone here thinks Amerikka is crazy.

I know, it's uma delícia.

lol really I am 30 years old and I had not ever heard about sopa de macaco
wtf

Como que fica o país, meus anões?

30 years old? Holy shit, shouldn't you be out there working and forming a family, go hunt a Macaco, grandpa.

This is the only salvation.

I already do both, 2 kids, 2 jobs but still 1 wife

>>BASED AECIO
KYS

You shouldn't eat anything that comes from the wild, especially when it's from a branch of creatures that are genetically closer to you because it might be the carrier of a virus that might infect you.

Alright, alright.

>Moortugal
Time to fix the problem you created.

Will Eduardo Campos be our next president?

>Spain
>telling other people to work or forming a family
There's the (you) you were searching for

KEK, IT'S HAPPENING

Is it true the civil war is habbening because not enough sopa de macaco has been consumed lately?

>decided to study in Rome
>ended up giving up because kind-of-gf wanted me here
>dumped me some time ago
>I'm still here
I deserve everything bad that can happen to me.

t. Alberto Barbossa.

>BASED AECIO

I'd rather just have potatoes instead.

You really do. Goddamn, user.