Oklahoma and Kansas are KILL

integers decide which city gets cucked by BTC (big tornado cock) today

also post >yfw when the most republican states cease to exist

>get hit by tornado
>rebuild in same spot
>get hit by tornado
>rebuild in same spot

Moore already got cucked 4 years ago

> dat big tornado cock

>flatlanders

that made me laugh more than it should have

The hilly South gets just as many EF-5 tornadoes tho

also nice integers

> implying tornadoes hit the same spot

the tracks of the two oklahoma city ef-5 tornadoes in the last 30 years didn't intersect once

>hill-landers

Digits say Norman

>taking "spot" as literally as possible

Elk City already got cucked two days ago

This is the objective reason why TX > OK

Rolling again for Attica

ELK CITY, Okla. - Everybody knew 53-year-old Gene 'Bo' Mikles. He was well-known and well-liked.

Bo grew up along the Beckham county roads, but even the familiar back roads he knew so well couldn't get him out of mother nature's path.

"One of his neighbors saw him headed north just before the storm. We believe he was headed to seek shelter. At some point, he apparently came back," said Beckham County Sheriff Derek Manning.

But, nobody knows why. Calls to his phone went unanswered and, when neighbors saw his mobile home was blown away, they contacted the sheriff's office.

> mobile home

WHITE TRASH GETTING BTFO

forgot pic

>get assaulted by muslim
>live in same country
>get assaulted by muslim
>live in same country

> be spic
> do not get killed by a tornado

> live in Tulsa my whole life
> every spring we take shelter 20 times per year
> tornado NEVER hits
more fake happenings than Sup Forums

It's going to be Moore.

It's literally always Moore. Every devastating tornado in the last 10 years has hit Moore. The circulation could be 50 miles away and BOOM! it turns around and heads for Moore.

At this point I'm legitimately convinced the city has been cursed by a witch doctor or something.

literally had an F3 two years ago
some guy died in sand springs

and then in north tulsa last year an F2

> F2
> tornado

to a mobile home an EF2 and an EF5 are the same shit

Tornadoes happen literally every single year we have a season dedicated to them
It's fucking nothing

>name a city Kansas city
>put it in Missouri

AMERICANS EVERYONE

> Joplin tornado
> nothing

> Phil Campbell tornado
> nothing

> Moore tornado
> nothing

Highlanders

>plainscucks brainwashed into thinking deadly weather is normal
top kek

The only people that live there are methheads and nigs
Considering there's literally hundreds a year yeah, it's pretty normal

...

The midwest is our main agricultural zone. People have to live there. But tornados are beyond random, they can hit anywhere. It's not like "tornado alley" is an actual narrow alley.

>Implying Texass doesn't get tornadoes, horrendous flooding and heatwaves too

Oklahomo is better simply because we have fewer liberals.

> tornado """""alley"""""

hawaii huh? i lived there for quit some time and the only time we ever had tornados were water spouts from tropical storms or hurricanes. i guess those count?