USA please Invade Brazil

We need your superior ways and your superior morals to prosper.

We need you to invade our Country and make it yours so we can have a chance at life

Please SOS USA INVADE BRAZIL INTERVENTION NOW

S.O.S FFA

Get fucked, commies

>America
>superior morals

You realize people get shot for playing too loud music here on a regular basis?

Yes we need help right now please come

BOLSONARO 2018

And you'd better keep it down boy

That's the thing about us invading countries full of shitskins who can't manage their own shit

We can't really do anything about it because ultimately the problem is you're uncivilized retards and nothing short of eugenics will change that

We are turning into Brazil as we speak. We cannot help you. Please invade us and put us out of our misery. Anyone out there, please end it.

SEND HELP NOW WE NEED HELP S.O.S AMERICAN MILITARY CIA FORCES CORRUPTION NO STOP WE NEED ARMED FORCES INTERVENTION NOW

Is there any oil in Brazil?

I didn't realize Brazilians are this retarded.
Do you look at Syria and say yes, I want my country to be worse than that?
Because that's what you are actually going to get in reality.

I dont knowings please send help fast

YES SEND HELP AMERICA

>USA
>superior morals
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Enjoy your gay non-binary trannies Brazil.

Gib oil first.

There are oil there but good luck at getting any of it without paying off Mr. Silva and his 9000 blood sucking relatives.
Hence why your rich countrymen much rather just loan them money and force them to pay debts.

yes they has superior morals and intelligence we need help from america can you contact america for help

there's a decent chance. i mean if venezuela has oil

>Brazilians invading F2P american online video games and ruining them
>Now they ask for salvation

get fucked

cuck

TBF people are only shot over playing crappy music too loud, so this isn't such a bad thing.

Obviously this could only come from a bolsocuck like yourself. You are a fucking embarrassment to our country which in itself is already an embarrassment to human civilization, kys.

Purge the communists and socialists.
Who is most likely to win the next elections?

It's hard to tell. Basically our commie government will try to run again and will probably face Bolsonaro, which is a sad excuse for our "far right", so we will have to chose between a troglodite with low IQ or 4 more years of retarded commies. The main issue with Brazil is that we don't really have an educated elite or political class, so we are doomed to being ruled by morons forever. Anyone telling you otherwise is part of those morons. There is no such thing as a good Brazilian politician.

Irrelevant. There was no oil in Afghanistan, Bosnia, Somalia, Haiti, Panama, Grenada, Vietnam, or Korea. We can still invade or intervene in Brazil.

Sad.
I'm guessing you people need your own version of Pinochet to purge the commies but that's never going to happen.
Shame because I think South American countries have great potential, just the leaders are shit.

PRECISAMOS DE NOSSAS FORÇAS ARMADAS JUNTO COM BOLSONARO E UMA INVASÃO NORTE AMERICANA PARA SALVAR A PATRIA AMADA BRASIL DO COMUNISMO E CONSUMISMO EXAGERADOS FOMENTADO PELO GOVERNO COMUNISMO DO PT

pussy

INDIO FDP SEU PAIS MAIOR DEMARCAÇÃO INDIGENA VAMOS RECUPERAR DO COMUNISMO NOSSO TERRITORIO

"americans overlords please do stuff for us"
beta fag

>You realize people get shot for playing too loud music here on a regular basis?

tfw even this is more civilized than current Brazil
pls send halp

It's funny how much color does with a flag, the left one, the brazilian with American colors looks like a first world country while the yellow-green American flag looks like a primitive jungle country.

Right one kind of looks like a reggea album

Nossas forças armadas são um bando de viadinhos e velhos gordos vivendo de imposto do contribuinte e usando tecnologia bélica de 1980. O Bolsonaro é um tiozinho com 50 de QI cujo único mérito foi agremiar uma legião de adolescentes igualmente limitados como você. Por favor entenda que o problema do Brasil é civilizacional, e eleger mais e mais pessoas incrivelmente burras e sem nenhuma instrução em nada fora "fazer discursos inflamados" não vai mudar isso nunca. Em efeito, pessoas burras como você são parte do problema, e eu recomendo que você pare de acessar essa imageboard de cartuns chineses e vá tentar adquirir algum tipo de cultura antes de sequer pensar em política. A direita brasileira não quer e não precisa de mais retardados.

PRECISAMOS DE BOLSONARO FORÇAS ARMADAS MILITARES PARA SALVAR PATRIA BRASIL DO COMUNISMO JUNTO COM A INVASÃO DOS GLORIOSOS NORTE AMERICANOS POVO SUPERIOR

English pls, I'm interested in brazilian politics

Oh mr 300 IQ, what is the solution?
Grace us with your wisdom

WE NEED BOLSOMITO TO BE OUR DICTATOR PRESIDENT AND WE NEED MILITARY DICTATORSHIP BACK ALONG WITH AMERICAN INVASION

HE ACTS LIKE WE ARE NOT COMUNISMO NOW

m8, I know this is the actual happening that may fuck us for real, but slow down on the caps please

>being this much of a literal cuck
have some dignity you servile ape

DUDE ITS THE COMUNISMO TIME WE ARE DOOMED WE NEED FFA FORÇAS ARMADAS SAGRADAS DO TERRITORIO NACIONAL
OH YES DIGNITY SERVED YOU SO WELL
remember malvinas
you lost it all at once

and so did we because we fucking helped you we be so dumb you need to learn who your betters are USA IS OUR BETTERS WE MUST OBEY AND ASK FOR HELP WHEN NEEDED

br#1 is effortposting and calling br#2 on his bullshit while making constructive criticism.
br#2 hilariously responds with the same bullshit shitpost without even blinking, effectively shattering the humanity and optimism left in br#1.

G8 b8 m8

How much oil do you have?

I know, and have no weapons and am not ready for a happening.
>tfw you had everything planned for a god tier life in a shit country but it all goes to shit
where do I go?

Vote for Doria :^)

>SWITZERLAND PLEASE INVADE BRAZIL

Fixed for you.

USA is just as bad or even worse than Brazil.

every power is in deep shit
>Supreme court full of puppets
>Congress could be locked and everyone inside made a prisioner, no innocents
>President is corrupt too

Thats why this is so scary, there isnt a single saving grace

SHUT UP USA WILL SAVE US FROM COMUNISMO #SOSUSA
USA WILL SAVE US

You are embarrassing yourself my dear monkey.

Nowadays they are behaving so cuckly that in the end I really thing that we will invade them.

WHY DO YOU CARE YOU LEFT US YOU ABANDONED US

Dad, could you please help?

let the picture decide

PLEASE ASK USA TO SEND HELP

>Brazil collapses
We fuckin did it...
Congratulations, everybody.

I wouldn't mind going down there to kill some jungle niggers and impregnate a few big-booty bitches sign me up

We're filled with commies too :^) its not gonna take long for us to be like you.

The way to save brazil is not to invade the government, but the media.
Sell morals in a sneaky jewlike way, change the population and actually good politicans will rise naturally.
Politicans don't grow on trees, but are a sample of the local population.

looks like this was gonna happen anyways

Just calm down. The future is in the Americas. Africa is exploding in population, the Arab world too. Europe will be surrounded by "migrants" and there will be a big squeeze, sending hundreds of millions of White Europeans to Brazil, Argentina, Chile, and the USA. This White influx will spur a new golden age.

oh wait a moment
thanks for the hope

I hope to god you are right, but the way it goes there needs to be a big happening for things to change

I'm strongly considering moving to South America (Uruguay, Argentina, Chile), I can imagine other Europeans will too

I've heard that the Dutch are one of the largest immigrant groups to Australia and New Zealand too.

They are.
Plenty of people move there.

All of those 3 are pretty good for the most part.
We also have our small Chiles/Uruguays/Argentinas here too.

>tfw considered moving to germany or netherlands because my fathers family comes from there
whew lad
Avoid Brazil btw
Argentina and uruguay are ok

We don't have the money.

>tecnologia bélica de 1980

1960*.

F-5 = 1960 aircraft
Leopard 1 = 1960 tank
FN FAL = 1950 rifle
M113 = 1960 IFV

Is this suposed to sound bad?

we'll be right there.

prepare the sopa de macaco, when our men get there we will be hungry

A shitload of it

Help´! brazil is invading brazil

It will be UMA DELICIA

...

kek