Brit/pol/ Are Nige Edition

>5 days left to register to vote
gov.uk/register-to-vote

>BBC empirically biased against Labour
newstatesman.com/2017/05/right-wing-newspaper-headlines-bring-bias-bbc
archive.is/a8upd

>Politicians face investigation over abusing data harvested and sold from social media
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/17/political-parties-facing-investigation-targeting-voters-twitter/
archive.is/nnsWh

>LibDem manifesto: Ganja YES, Brexit NO, Tampons FREE
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/17/liberal-democrats-would-ban-sale-diesel-cars-tax-cannabis-boost/
archive.is/h1F5b

>Scot Labour threatens councillors for fraternising with the enemy
thenational.scot/news/15291689.Labour_threaten_to_suspend_councillors_in_Aberdeen_over_Tory_coalition_deal/
archive.is/XiVEW

>Grime artists support Corbyn, rave planned before election
standard.co.uk/news/politics/londons-grime-stars-come-out-in-support-of-jeremy-corbyn-as-secret-rave-planned-before-general-a3541466.html
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>Wages can't keep up with inflation: Stagflation since 2008
dailyecho.co.uk/news/national/15288333.Inflation_hits_three_and_a_half_year_high/
archive.is/6V4Tl

>Man charged with terrorism for not handing over passwords at airport
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/17/cage-campaign-group-director-muhammed-rabbani-charged-under-terrorism-act?CMP=share_btn_tw
archive.is/QXjDD

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First for THINGS

>weak shoulders
>weak chin

People voted for that mess?

The Tory emphasis on persueing Shale gas is a huge no no for me.

Most of this is a big contradiction. So many of the things they claim to want to right.... are things that they have caused! It makes me so angry.

Fuck weebs and fags.

BRING BACK TALLY STICKS

Reminder

>"This has been the best holiday ever, user, and you're the best boyfriend ever....but I have a confession to make..."

vote tory

Good thing you don't get a vote then, numpty.

Am I Anglo?

/leftypol/ is known for infiltrating Sup Forums communities very frequently. Look at /brit/ on Sup Forums, there's at least six regular communists who pollute that general. I'm not surprised they try it here as well.

Ever feel like we have the same arguments all day everyday?

What are some arguments against positive eugenics?

>Implying anyone who's ever met her doesn't know she's a giant slag

IT'S MEAN

>Even your hazard perception test is diverse

nah

but this fine gentleman does

youtube.com/watch?v=A-rxp_QwjmQ

But how will you get your NEETbux then?

Brit/pol/ is compromised

>those hands

He'll get free breakfast though

>I'm your fool. Everyone's got their chains to break. Holdin' you
>Is someone getting...

Irish people are British, despite what they'll say.

They are British by blood and thats a good thing

We would all be dead.

Just got awarded PIP.

It's not that bad under the Tories, it's not like they are making real cuts they are just making it trickier to get the higher amounts.

I don`t remember any of the past votes being this bad, I want the lefties to leave.

Let me guess... Porridge?

Potato/Taco hybrid, mate.

Not good.

Ignore labour shills. They've gone on some bizarre
>Labour are anti globalist
meme now. As if they're not in it for global socialism and white genocide.

Why do you need it?

v-vote Conservative senpais...

Autism, I think my Mum and Dad get 50% off council tax or something too.

>mfw used to be one of those lefties

Feelings aren't an argument

positive eugenics, no extermination of people, but good genetics being focused on breeding

You are trapped in a room with Owen Jones for 1 hour. What do you do next?

We must be being raided or shilled. I'm not one to cry shill at any criticism like half of the yanks on the board, but no one can unironically believe Labour is anti-globalist.

the Conservative candidate for my constituency was Nige's old schoolteacher, so I probably will be.

what made you leave the left?

I won't be in the country to vote. So I convinced 12 of my friends in various parts of the country to vote tory for me.

This, and it's downright pathetic. Just goes to show that they'll do or say anything to get elected. They aren't fooling anyone.

Ok

muh "that's racist" meme

Oh.

Let me tell you a good joke, lads.
>Labour

It's been going on since before their manifesto dropped. Right after the Diane Abbott snafu.

I spend way too much time on brit/pol/, but there aren't many of us to hold the night shift for you lads

when will they make a blacked anime i need to see karen taking something big and black right now ~desu

Apply for a postal vote now you idiot.

They're British because Ireland is part of the British Isles.

Good policies tbf.

NOT MUH ARGUMENT. FUCK OFF MOLYJEW I WAS JOKING BUT NOW I SEE YOURE A PLEBBIT FAG I URGE YOU TO KYS

Labour and Tory are two sides of the same coin. I'll be voting Tory this time around, but in future I'm abstaining if there aren't any decent nationalist candidates.

>Right after the Diane Abbott snafu.
Yeah that's when I noticed it too. Didn't someone say we'd been linked on r/uk or something around then?

Did Nige actually threaten to pick up the rifle if Brexit isn't delivered?

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The only reason people are all riled up is because PIP replaced DLA and DLA was easier to get whereas PIP is more specific to how the condition affects your life not just what condition it is. I think they've taken cars away from some people because they were late to an appointment or something but I think it's a bit ludicrous to just give people cars for free.

Inagine thinking that it should be legal for any citizen to buy a firearm and carry it around in public places. What is actually wrong with Americans?

People say that every election which is why these parties are still alive.

Considering that Nige was banging some qt French chick not too long ago and some random lady he met on a plane trip wanted to hop on his dick, I wouldn't call him a mess.

>postal vote
>in Asia

haha, no. No, postal voting doesn't work outside Europe. takes too long. And the area i'm in doesn't have superfast delivery shit.

you are an imposter.. stop bulli

Yeah he seems like a good guy.

youtube.com/watch?v=oLgTlzlBOmY

I'm not a tory m8. We just have a bunch of spammers going on about Labour somehow not being globalists.

>voting for a nigger
>ever

Pretty much, Nige will have a mysterious accident soon.

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Reminder Farage ran away from the UKIP leadership right went it was most necessary for him to stay

I thought postal votes were sent by airmail?
Should've applied for a proxy I guess

Imagine*
You dirty shill.

He wants to protect the green belt, thats good enough for me.

Not perfect, but a start /thread.

Sure, but Brexit is once in a life time. I've voted UKIP in the past, I've no intention of voting Labour/Tory for any other reason.

Probably. They're easy enough to spot because nobody here from before then would vote labour anyway.

He realised how much he fucked his country over by vouching by BREXIT.

lmao

He's taking the fight directly to Europe.

Fuck his cute little arse

t. Owen Jones

Guns are superb and should be mandatory for all those over an IQ of 120.

It's cool. Like I say, this way I get 12 votes.

UKIP would have died either way.

>Confederation of British Industry: “The Conservative manifesto has an Achilles heel – in a global race for talent and innovation UK firms risk being left in the starting blocks because of a blunt approach to immigration.”
>bad goy cutting immigration

He was speaking metaphorically I think saying he'll get back into politics.

The only thing I think UKIP can argue against the Tories at the moment is that they are not pulling out of the ECHR immediately. They can't promise to do that though because the EU are adamant their citizens must remain protected by it so it's a non-starter. We can leave after we have left the EU.

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>1 post by this ID
XD

Corbyn's a gommie.

Fuck off

reported for being a dumb nigger. Also spamming threads.

it's funny how her face has become synonymous with blacked

>Host: I don't think you've seen the film...
>Kwasi: I don't think many people have.

Stop spamming this shit you redditor shill

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>teacher
dropped

>that
>not this

>it's funny how her face has become synonymous with blacked

I just want you dumb bongers to know that Brexit morning was my second favorite day of 2016 after Trump's election win. Dog bless Nigel Farage.

FUNNAY IDNT IT!?!

t. Abdul al-Lebani.

I bet Australia is infested with Lebbos nowadays.

I didn't think you were being serious you autistic fuck. I've literally never been to reddit

I didn't realise how classcucked the UK was. fucking hell, how can anyone justify voting tories.

The culture is different mate. The entire national psyche of America is built on the war of independence when armed civilian militias fought off the oppressive Brits for their freedoms. That IS America.

how do we get karen on that