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Brazil politics general: DELICIA edition

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bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-05-18/how-brazil-s-new-political-crisis-might-play-out-quicktake-q-a

>Brazilian economy is tanking after the new President is caught on tape talking about bribes
>impeachment talk
>2 senators now in jail
>is there a single politician in Brazil who isn't corrupt? Let's find out!

twitter.com/BlogdoNoblat/status/865263252309254144/photo/1

Developing stories:

The President has just spoken live, and is refusing to resign.

twitter.com/AndrewDFish/status/865285318353747968

Reason why?

Useful links:
>He already lost a minister in a corruption scandal
bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-38108265

>Brazilian Supreme Court minister authorizes investigation against Temer
g1.globo.com/politica/operacao-lava-jato/noticia/fachin-autoriza-abertura-de-inquerito-para-investigar-temer.ghtml

>Images caught bribe being delivered to Temer and senator Aécio's confidence men
oglobo.globo.com/brasil/lauro-jardimexclusivo-as-cenas-que-provam-entrega-de-propina-aos-indicados-de-temer-aecio-21357146

>Cunha is arrested again inside the jail (kek)
g1.globo.com/pr/parana/noticia/pf-cumpre-novo-mandado-de-prisao-preventiva-contra-cunha-dentro-de-penitenciaria-do-parana.ghtml

>Aécio is removed from the senate
g1.globo.com/politica/noticia/fachin-manda-afastar-aecio-neves-do-mandato-de-senador.ghtml

>Journalist says Temer will renounce today at UTC -3 16:00 (15:00 East Coast Time Zone, 20:00 Britain Time Zone)

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metropoles.com/distrito-federal/video-manifestacao-de-apoio-a-monarquia-termina-em-porrada-na-unb
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Can I ram a few Brazilians in the ass?

first for anime

First for monkey soup.

first for LULA!
hyehuehuehuehuehu

is PF the most redpilled institution in this country

lula presidente!

Good intercept reporter on latest
>twitter.com/AndrewDFish

youtube.com/watch?v=OJm5VMjTcwk
SEASON 2 STARTING TODAY

>yfw when lula can be president this year yet

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If Temer gets impeached, will Aécio be our president?

Engraçado como não poderia grampear a Dilmãe e Lula mas acabam grampeando o Temer, realmente me põe pra pensar

brazil will have a king again my friends

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No, that's already done by our government.

>you will live to see Lula as president again
Wew.

Why do Brazilians love Chaves so much?

What do Brazilians think about Mexicans?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZiCm91VBXxc

yes

at least we aren't venezuela yet

Only if you send help

Is she an average brazilian girl or an outlier?
youtube.com/watch?v=VsIPB3Z460U
youtube.com/watch?v=Ht_U2xKbnr0
Asking for a friend.

lefty brs like to suck latino balls

MONARCHY FAGS BTFO

metropoles.com/distrito-federal/video-manifestacao-de-apoio-a-monarquia-termina-em-porrada-na-unb

>tfw we'll keep rotating presidents every few months for décades because all of them are corrupt as shit

>yet

Oh fucking Kek

This is going to be a good general

Now serious, we need solutions,anybody with a plan or understanding of how we avoid a shit storm reply

tiririca for president when?
the only not corrupt so far

How likely is it that the military will seize control of the country, BRos?

I think you should build a wall.

chiquinha should be your kuruminha 2bh

relax, temer said it wasn't valid because it was illegal

Daily reminder that Temer is a KEK

>is more butthurt at the fact that he was recorded speaking, not what was said
>left in a hurry so he doesnt hear any bad words

Yes.

BALKANIZATION WHEN?

Nuke Brasilia.

we love chaves
youtube.com/watch?v=tR1Nu4r_bFM

Not happening

Unlikely.

this desu, I rather be a good boy and eat american boipussy as a good right-wing

>Why do Brazilians love Chaves so much?
Only poor people do
> What do Brazilians think about Mexicans?
Drug cartels and gore videos

I hate everything that speaks spanish

Don't protest in the streets, go on a strike and stay home, encourage them to be on the house and post on the internet, cause they want riots to enforce marshal law and save Lula ass.

This

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i'd highly suggest you use a condom if you wanna do that huehuehuehueh

sides obliterated

It's relatable. Now it's a meme

com o temer não foi grampo, demente

nem com a dilma, aliás

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>flag
Checked.

Below average desu.

>only poor people do

please post more Kuruminha

preferably lewd

Sorry about what you guys are going through. I'd go back to Brazil to help if needed.

But lula can be already save by indirect election

THIS

Chaves was the perfect comic tv show back in the 80s

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Above average.

Never going to happen, think German military post-WW2: cucked beyond belief.

I prefer this one:
youtube.com/watch?v=ECV6bNQxpKk

Alo @Elphelt_

Don't come back, just have a great life outside this country and focus in have a family that will be proud of you

Chaves is comfy and the children actually behave like children

>another president gets canned
Are you becoming a banana republic? Or was Brazil always like that?
I've never followed your politics. Is this normal in your country?

the tits ruin it

Smuggle guns for our fascist cell, IRA style.

it always was a banana republic
this is absolutely common

That's a man.

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youtube.com/watch?v=-4LqsE9SFrU

br politicks

For you, pedo.

Dammit, and you have the most backwards election system in the continent after french Guyana, that just elects the french president.

>Argentina being buttfucked by Macri
>Brazil collapsing
>Venezuela collapsed

>>>>>>>>>>South America

Se tem uma coisa boa em tanto escândalo e possivelmente Lula na presidência é o fato do movimento crescer.

>country being ravaged by shitty politicians and bad economy
>even the people in here suck
>i have to use plubic transportation and it feels like the trains the nazi used to transport jews in
>you get robbed once a week
>mfw i don't care about all that
>mfw all i do is play dark souls all day

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feels good man

No you wont! É SÓ NÃO ROUBAR, NÃO ESTUPRAR.

sopa du macaco

Yup only hope is civil war

SC anons report, are you going to support the Mito in Blumenau tomorrow?

If it ever gets bad bet on me helping, lol. My family is from South Brazil and I have blonde hair/blue eyes n shiet. Good luck boys.

Can you take sudeste too, i wanna be saved

>white

>t. Nordestino
Stay mad negrito

We had an impeachment 25 years ago, and then one a year ago, and now another one will probably fall. Then it will get a corrupt president until indirect elections where a group of corrupts will appoint another president until the next elections where the most popular candidate is the one from the coalition that caused all this (plus destroyed the economy). The impeached president is currently a senator by the way.

So we got even worse.

Literally who.

Brazilians have an awful taste for porn. All porn stars that stays here a shit tier. I fucked hookers that are gorgeous compared to this ugly bitch you posted.

No thats a woman

brasileirinhashd.uol.com.br/video-porno/yumi-saito-libera-o-cuzinho-para-o-bem-dotado-e-leva-gozada-na-boca-3973.html

YES

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Honestly São Paulo is just waiting for the south to declare independence. Once the south does, são paulo will follow. Though the chances of a new country with both the south AND sao paulo are highly unlikely

Sudeste has too many pardos already, you should migrate south instead.

That's Rio, you can get a "better" pic easily, come on now :^)

VOLTA PRESIDENTE

See what I mean.

Why you feel attracted to a fucking horse looking whore?

Because it is the best show ever