He has a joke... "There's only one country that frightens me that's the country of Germany. I don't know if you guys are students of history or not, but for those of you who aren't, Germany, in the previous century in the early part they decided to go to war. And who did they chose to go to war with? The world. So you think that would last about five seconds and the world would fucking win, and that would be that. But it was actually close. And then I don't know how that worked, but Then 30 years pass, and Germany decides to go to war again. And, once again, they choose as their foe the world! And now this, time they really almost win. So at this point you would think the world would go, Okay Germany, you're fucking not a country any more, all right? What the fuck? You're not a country because you keep going to war with the world, and one does that. What do you think you are, Mars? "
He told Adam Carolla that he went over to his friends house and when his friend was mowing the lawn he fucked his friends wife in the ass and knew that he wouldn't get caught as long as he still heard the lawnmower running.
Matthew Foster
He's also a closet Hollywood red pill like Chris Pratt.
Joseph Perez
That's what I was thinking I am watching it right now and he is doing a lot of things in between the line. I wonder if he comes hear cuz he said the go to sleep one meme. Also how's Chris Pratt red pilled?
Nathaniel Richardson
"This guys was/is a real jerk" is one of Norm's famous ways of ending jokes.
Example: A man named Jorge Estevez was arrested for killing his girlfriend and chopping up her body and sending pieces of her to her family and government offices. In the past he has been arrested for narcotic possession, distribution and sales, assault, battery, grand theft, child abuse, domestic viol- I mean this guy was a real jerk.
He's done the same joke about Hitler.
Basically take a bad person from history or the news, give a long biography then abruptly end it with this guy was a real jerk.
Adam Barnes
He's right. When Germans get the liberal dicks out of their asses they are neigh unstoppable. He also rips on people like Colbert and SNL calling them "Agenda Comedy" which is dead on.
Norm is a national treasure and I hope he sticks around.
Hudson James
thanks user
Angel Foster
>national treasure He's a leaf though
Owen Johnson
lets you and me suicide kill hitler
Cameron Smith
>that "autobiography" Holy shit I haven't laughed like that while reading a book ever
Kayden Adams
Its thought that Chris Pratt is red-pilled because During the 2016 election basically every single person from the Marvel Cinematic Universe movies came out against Trump, and basically in the same ad. Google savetheday campaign. Chris Pratt however did not and was not part of it. I don't think anyone from Guardians of the Galaxy was part of it or came out against Trump, but I could be wrong. He didn't come out supporting Trump either though.
Then like shortly before or after the election or inauguration, Christ Pratt posted on social media a picture of the deer he had killed or of him cleaning or cooking the venison from the deer he killed. So hippies, liberals, Hollywood, California, and animal lovers started a huge shit storm because he wasn't some vegan pussy like the rest of them, and at the same time everyone remembered that he didn't come out against Trump like the rest of the Marvel stars, so people assumed he was Pro-Trump.
Jonathan Campbell
Norm is one of the good leafs. Here are a couple pol related gems of his:
That's not explaining the Joke user. That is him giving a tepid condemnation to a very bad guy, which is the joke in itself.
Xavier Sanchez
Exactly. Leafs are American
John Hughes
>now you don't know what the hell to do He knew
Logan Morris
No he isn't he loves America
Kayden King
I met Norm and he is genuinely nice and sweet. I told him he was my favorite comedian and he gave me a fatherly kiss on the forehead.
Ryder Nelson
Even in today's enlightened society there remains a stigma to being a psycho sexual sadist.
Lincoln Kelly
Got a link to the tweet? I've always liked that Pratt hasn't gotten involved in politics at all. Also his advice: "dont forget your roots".
Cooper Murphy
He said this year his diet is now to pretty much only eat what he kills.
Isaiah Brown
Cant find the dont forget your roots quote, but I know he said something similar.
Gavin Baker
I'd be afraid I'd get lost in Hitlers eyes
Cameron Turner
Norm is a fucking genius I swear Anytime he hits people with the Hitler pill they just shut the fuck up and feel so awkward and out of place that they don't know how to respond and watching norm evaluate their faces and reactions is priceless
Kevin Wilson
Didn't he go on record by saying that he lived out of his van for a while, only working one-two days a week so he could make enough money to gas up/eat/surf/smoke weed?
Sounds like /myguy/
Liam Fisher
He also has said hes a christian conservative
Jeremiah Garcia
Norm MacDonald has always been based and has been dropping redpills his whole life. I'll see if I can find it, but there's this hilarious clip of him on 'The View' from the early 2000s where he talks about Jews in Hollywood and almost gets kicked off, on air.
Noah Richardson
Pro-Trump =/= redpilled
Elijah Parker
Found it
“I think, don’t take yourself too seriously,” he said. “And never forget where you came from.”
gonna watch this now. my brother was telling me about it.
Christian Price
>Prat >Smoking pot Nigger
Xavier Robinson
Norm has his funny moments, but his last special was meh at best >germany wanted to fight the world >hitler is bad, amirite He wasn't even going for the "im subtly redpilled and making fun of my own audience" angle, he was just going for easy goy jokes. Typical faggoty cucked leaf.
Asher Kelly
The real red pill is to understand that Germany needs to do it again.
This. Redpill =/= conservative. Conservatives are naturally closer to redpill territory than liberals, but you're not truly redpilled until you understand (((thier))) globalist agenda, which many conservatives reject outright.
Carter Gonzalez
Not as retarded as Pratt apparently
Brandon Nguyen
But when Roger Stone does it he's "based". really does thinktivate my brainmonds
Hudson Evans
Germans are niggers, they destroyed Europe three times in 100 years.
Norm is quite literally the only funny stand up left, even those this netflix special was a little lame. I blame netflix hopefully they and not him, toned it down.
Jordan Perry
"I was looking for my brother wading through blood and bones of 9/11, turns out he was in northern alberta."
Leo Flores
Oh, c'mon, don't laugh at 9/11
I told him not to laugh at 9/11
Jeremiah Jenkins
This cuck apologized for asking people to turn up the volume as it was insensitive to the Deaf community. So nice fanfic but naw not true.
Nathan Foster
So I just googled the actors from Guardians of the Galaxy and if they support Trump
Bradley Cooper (Rocket)- Probably not, he went to the DNC, but not necessarily as a Hillary Supporter as his reason was to see Obama speak as president for the last time, he thinks Obama did an amazing job. Vin Diesel (Groot) - Unclear, the one time he was asked, he dodged the question Chris Pratt )Peter Quill/Starlord) - Unclear. He didn't get involved at all. But he's a hunter, kills and eats his own meat, and from the midwest BUT from Minnesota. He made a joke about Trump should make a character Pratt played to be the new FBI director. Michael Rooker (Drax) - No, he hates Trump Zoe Saldana (Gamora) - Supports Trump, and blames the media for bullying him and conservatives. And she's black no less. Lee Pace (Yondu) - Unclear.
Parker Howard
English, asshole.
The English forced both wars, and forced them to be on such a massive scale. Germany beat England in WWI, then said "Look, let's all just go home and pretend this didn't happen", and what did England do? The got their Jews to make a deal where the US would enter the war if the Jews got Palestine.
Then after you faggots join, you all steal German territory and cripple them for decades... Causing WWII.
England and the Jews are the problem.
Let's also not forget that the Bolsheviks were KIKES who killed 50 million Russians, and also forced WWII to happen.
I know what I said. Rooker well... He voted this election for a major candidate and it wasn't Clinton
Jaxson Nguyen
Also Saldana does support clinton, but did say that Hollywood bullied him so much it cost Clinton the election. She was part of the Trekkies against Trump thing started by J.J. Abrams
Henry Morris
What the hell are you even talking about?
Justin White
different timeline
she's deep in the closet about it, but she supports trump
>supporting =/= having voted for, we're talking about celebs, they live in a state of perpetual fear about wrongthink
Evan Clark
It's a timeline where know about the pedo shit.
Lincoln Ramirez
Nah, they're all faggots now. Still not as bad as Sweden though.
Ryder Barnes
I wish he'd do more of those, every single one is fucking hilarious
John Ortiz
>What did he mean by this? It's a joke you retard.
