/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - EVERYBODY'S GETTING SHOT EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

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guess it won't be too long until i catch one, nogs being how they are lol
yeah, i'm bulgarian. my neighbour lives in chicago, plenty of bulgarians there. she brought us herschey's once but i didn't like it.

never hear any of the bulgarians complain about the nogs there though, so i guess the permenant residents live in nog-free areas. is that possible? i think someone on Sup Forums once said they were on the south side and the rest of the city was okay.

i do know one guy that got a working visa and worked as a lifeguard at a pool for a few summers. said the niggers were lazy, never showed up to work but the boss was afraid to fire them because of muh raycism. and they still got paid the same as him. absolutely disgusting when you consider the amount of resources that get wasted on them and how much they hold america back.

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Fresh from the oven boys

Nice.

very dank OC

can you do this one

>Fresh from the oven boys
dig it

...Anonymous (ID: sMKqNKIA)
05/19/17(Fri)00:30:17 No.126129686
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Yeah me and my friends would beat them up and set the flares off in the nigger's cars.
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White areas in the city are nice

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this, make it say "check your keys, check your partner's keys" and have a pair of lips or something lewd

→ This guy is welcome in the US of A any day in my book

bring some ak74 barrels while you're at it

Bro, Chicago is a shithole. I've been to Sofia, it is much, much nicer. Especially the women.

watching that kind of see where all the Autism comments are coming from. Still think they need to leave the kid alone though

I've been told that the ghettos in Toronto are worse than Chicago

Toronto has turned into a complete shithole
I doubt its worse then chicago though

just in case you didnt see it in the last thread, i am not the type of dude who gets mad if you steal my Pepes, i created Count Pepe for all us Roberts, all of you who Robert style make something dank

Chicago is cool if you like grime and are ok with not going to the shitty parts.

I totally agree. At the same time he's only 10 and I did some stupid shit when I was 10. But whether he's autistic or not it doesn't matter

>instead of appreciating the OC he worked to make for all of us you immediately ask for, not only more oc, but your own request as well.

fucking leafs man.

ive heard anons say Toronto is ground zero for feminism/sjws and that the people there are more cold compared to other cities

No, Toronto is a lot better than Chicago. I'm not gloating. I travel a lot and will admit toronto is going downhill fast, but it is better than Chicago.

But Sofia is much nicer than both. I'd love to move to a city like that. European architecture, no niggers, beautiful women etc

Is that you leafbey? Shouldn't you be in the /balk thread harassing serbs?

>chitownmugshots.com/
2805 normal

>LAMRON

chief keef

Fuck is that?

>ex gf is distressed by breakup, got into dude's appt. to hurt herself, the dude's gun went missing around the same time so she may have it

caller's dick game was strong

There are white areas all over but most are always in the process of being invaded. Pic related is Chicago.

dude just heard this

now they're chasing a stolen police car

WE GOT A RUNNER!!!! HIGH SPEED PURSUIT!

Bulgarian that lives inn Canada. He talks about Sofia all the time. I'm fairly certain you are him

high speed pursuit
call MFP

this one was hard, it's compression as a photo was poor but i tried to do what i could

You concluded that from one post? K.

Kek this is bad

TorontoFag here.

Definitely have a few notorious ghettos, look up Regent Park or Jane and Finch if you want to get a slice of it.

Violence is nowhere near comparable though:

2016 Toronto had 69 Murders, which was considered very high.

2016 Chicago had 762 Murders

call the T-1000

>he was trying to light the garage on fire

awesome dude
totally love it

what do you look for in photos that are good to mod

>male running down street, tried to catch garage on fire, fire is rolling

Guy just lit someones garage on fire

If I wanted to be a cop, I'd move to a small white town. Fuck Chicago kek

>literal autism

>trying to light the garage on fire

Jane and Fitch is poor, but not dangerous. At all. And I mean at all.

High quality, high megapixels and resolution. Something that is "source" so it's not compressed too much.

I'm hyped for the annual Memorial Massacre next week

>MALE WHITE
MALE WHITE

>male white with crutches just pulled a knife out then put it back in his pocket

???????

Also are the niggers still gassing themselves to death with indoor bbq parties

Probably homeless. Lots of homeless people carry a knife. I dealt with it constantly when i was a paramedic.

HAVING THE DAY OFF IS GREAT. I'm bbq'ing

Agreed. Definitely not an area you'd avoid if you needed to pass through.

very nice

>Male black trying to buy drugs

Serious question: why would you want to be a cop in Chicago? Are you payed more than a cop in the Hamptons?

I don't know. City pride? I've only listened to this stream for 18 minutes and already I'm astonished. It's a complete and utter fucking zoo.

No, cops aren't payed much period. and its not like when you become an officer you can just pick whatever city you wanna work in lmao. these people where born and raised in chicago and cant/wont leave.

Niggers for you. You learn to just ignore them

>Serious question: why would you want to be a cop in Chicago? Are you payed more than a cop in the Hamptons?
no clue, there are more dangerous places to do the job, some of which pay very well, but a lot of chicago pd are probably 2nd, 3rd, 4th generation etc

These threads land the best OC. Really talented group.

I have been on these threads a about two months, seven nights a week and love it. Great group of regulars, or so it seems. As dumb as it sounds, I imagine us as one big comfy family with a dark sense of humor listening to chicago burn together. Dumb right? But where else on here do people wish each other a goodnight?

They're recovering a bike?

MOVING VIOLATIONS

copradar.com/tencodes/

copradar.com/tencodes/

copradar.com/tencodes/

how could you feasibly ignore this living there? I've lived in washington and arizona, never near anything like this

>woman stole gun possibly shot self
>car chase
>guy tries to catch garage on fire
>guy on crutches with a knife
>black male trying to buy drugs

>Are you payed more than a cop in the Hamptons?
Actually yes.
>Hamptons: $41,130 per year

>Chiraq: $72,040

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This user gets it. Welcome to comfytown!

oh good lord booked for what

dope

It's just stupid nigger shit that for the most part stays in the nigger areas. It also happens all the time.

very true i feel the same way Robert, we are all Roberts here

yeah that's pretty crazy. can't imagine it. fuck living in chicago.

I can't imagine how they caught this guy, kek.

>two (2) shots fired

TWO
TWO SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH

Shit happens in all major cities

Alleged Violations/other charges

The girl sounded so relieved roberts wasn't dead.

sam henry adams got shot

>being this autistic'

quit larping like you know anything about chicago, its far far worse than most big cities. look up any of the stats.

>shot in the left shin

can't disagree, I'm sure to a degree it's in all major cities, but not like this.

Lived there for 20 years buddy. Shit happens in all major cities

>Implying you know any better

then you really must be retarded,
yes this does happen elsewhere, but not in nearly the same concentration or volume.

I do.

gudd ebening dogberts :-DDDDD chegg your fuggig geys!

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I don't care if the niggers shoot themselves t.bh

Welcome bagg Roberd :DDD

>people throwing eggs

call of the male black: egg warfare

>uh somethings going on on I-55
>people throwing eggs

>watching live video feeds around city

I AINT PAYIN FOR NO LUKE WARM
WHOPPA

>male at burger king refusing to pay

kek

>passenger waved their gun at them
>female too intoxicated to talk in SUV with 2 males
>marine unit needed to check out shrubs at river banks with spotlight
>noise on the beach

w-what are they planning

>shots fired in 10th district

How much do Chicago 911/Police Dispatchers make?

I do this job in a different, significantly less crime ridden city, and I am grossly overpaid to do it.

>shots fired from high powered weapon

nig warfare