John Green supports the "We wuz" theory

Sup Forums was wrong again

Is this the guy who puts dicks in his cereal?

Link to the video?

Who is this, and why should I care?

Top kek, that asshole looks EXACTLY like me.

What do, Sup Forums?

this

Show benis :DDD

get a buzzcut and new glasses that dont look so cuckoldish, also start lifting

tehehehehe

*blushes*

That doesn't look like a nigger. It looks like an Egyptian with a tan

any pictures of your dick?

Nobody. You shouldn't.

>>>lgbt

Ahh, my glasses are like 10 years old and are still doing fine. I know they make me look like a dick, but i don't give a fuck, desu.

Be proud of your 100% Bavarian phenotype

That woman looks 95% like my mother

Start asking questions, especially at this hour.

impersonate him

Exercise
Eat better
Dress better

You can at least be a fitter version with self respect.

Just fuck my shit up Senpai!

John Green is one of the finest writers of our time.

>I was drizzle and she was hurricane.
What is this sentence structure? What is this bullshit in general? Jesus christ.

Start dressing and acting like him. Then make a false 'tube channel and start dropping redpills.

"Hi I'm John Green, today's crash course is called "The Origins of Gender" theory, did you know it was created by a pedophile who drove kids to to suicide, and it's still killing adults and kids alike to this day!"