Remember when coloured hair was just a thing that made people more unique or interesting to look at? It makes me rage how much SJWs have consumed the things I like. It used to be a symbol that someone was either geeky or into punk rock. Now I can't look at someone with coloured hair without them being an SJW 80% of the time (source my ass but its pretty fucking obvious that its usually true)
Fuck this gay earth. Just blow it all up.
MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY FUCKING HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG.
THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY DOOR FUCKING OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN. THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ME YET.IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE GOD DAMN FUCKING OLD SPICE OUT OF MY COCK. WHAT DO
But coloring your hair is fucking dumb. It's unnatural, damaging, unsightly, and unattractive. Other than being a dumb disobedient nigger, why would you ever want to take part in that degeneracy?
10-20 years ago dyed hair was an emo thing so shit didn't changed so much.Colored hair was never cool.
>geeky
>punk rock
You sound like a complete degenerate.
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coloured hair always marked you as trash
You mean when there were few SJW and that was rare and seen as good?
No, always loved brunetes and saw that shit as filthy.
>coloured
get out SJW reeeee
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>I am so fucking boring and special that I am unable to start a conversation so I must alter my physical appearance to grab attention
>tattoos
>piercings
>dyed hair
All of these are intelligence markers.
wtf I hate the overabundance of cartoon asian girls with colored hair stripes now!
Nah it was a good way to find weeb chicks or people who played vidya. Im guessing most of you grew up in the mid 2000s when videogames started becoming mainstream with the release of the wii. Normies looked down on vidya and weebshit for years, now they spend their time shitting up the industry.
This earth and the level of degeneracy seems quite capable of blowing itself up desu...
Life was so much better back in the 80's and 90's desu...
I grew up in the '90s. Goth idiots, punk idiots, and girls who hated their dad were the only ones who died their hair. None of my vidya, D&D, or nerd buddies had died hair. We looked down on people who did.
I used to legitimately wear a fedora as a part of formal attire because I admired 1930s-type fashion.
When libertarians ruined it, I stopped wearing it. Thanks, faggots.
>libertarians
Reddit retards are not even worthy of the lolbertardian label.
atheists*
If i see someone with hair dyed anything other than blonde (streaks of natural colours excepted) I assume they're a degenerate. Anyone who is based (rural folk, some semi-based Asian city slickers, the 1% of city whites who are totally cucked or degenerate) dyes their hair blonde or already has blondish hair.
I really wanted to dye my hair blue about 12 years ago when I was in middle school because I was really into punk rock. My mom, a classic hippy lady, would NOT let me.
Fast forward: I thank her for this. Turns out under her hippy exterior her worldview is some Sup Forums approved shit. That bitch KNEW
and ponifags
LOL YOU FCKING DEGENERATE WHY WERE YOU WATCHING PORN.
I feel the same on how (((they))) are trying to make the term futanari/futa (vag+penis) into """futa"""/shemale (penis+tits-vag). It's like they try to turn everything from Japan gayer. They constantly try to co-opt shit.
Ruined long before that, fucking loser lol
I'm okay with it. Aposematism in action.
duude just take a fat bong rip and let all your problems melt away man
weird, all this time i thought it was for spotting attention whores.
SJW's took away my feisty 90-pound punk rock girls that could be turned somewhat conservative/libertarian with 1 or 2 conversations. Now they're all irredeemable, 300 pounds otherkins who openly call themselves communists.
I'll never forgive them for that, and for ruining my fetish.
Who is this a spunk monk?
Darude - Sandstorm
it always bothered me how people in that cartoon went from dark to light starting atop the head.