>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
Hope we'll see some good Midnight Club action this weekend.
Joseph Rivera
Working on it Robert!
>Checked
Daniel Garcia
Can of gas!
Anthony Collins
>23 Robert >34 Robert
Just how many Roberts are there
Adam Torres
Living on the Southside of chicongo genuinely feels like being white in South Africa
Adam Brooks
>20 shots fired at western and polk >20 (twenty)
Gabriel Adams
>20 shots fired
Lucas Harris
Nice firebox swastika, kek. Auto mechanic specifically, or do you work on other things?
Michael Cruz
>TWENTY >TWENTY SHOTS FIRED >AH AH AH
Juan Martinez
>15 shots at madison and western
the male black is busting out
Jonathan Moore
found an american made century AK in a haiji pickup truck 2 days ago
long love /cpd/
Austin Flores
>20 Sho- AND 15 SHOTS! >20 AND 15 SHOTS FIRED!
>9 MORE SHOTS >9 MORE SHITS FIRED!
>AH AH AH
Austin Peterson
TWEENTY 3 ROBERT
Henry Young
That's fantastic. It's so clean, too. How's it look internally?
Blake Hill
no more than 500 rounds after we cleaned the sand
straight up American, lol CIA working overtime
Jeremiah Edwards
Fix your deck.
Jesus fuck.
Jaxson Allen
Machinist out of college then wrote marine engineer license. I'm a sailor fag now to pay the bills. Artist also, here's a pic of a ship I worked on.
John Allen
we get hit my mortars every other night
Andrew Young
>sex in a brown vehicle
absolutely devious
Ryder Gomez
>you will never have sex inside of a brown vehicle
Anthony Russell
>everyone is having sex except you
Jace Sanders
Best excuse ever.
I remember you! Welcome back not-AvE!
Nathan Bailey
I don't mean to bother you but since you're an artist, do you happen to know how I can make realistic wallpaper paste in 3d?
Ian Barnes
>Ahmen Zahara going missing
Julian Rivera
>get home from helping my friend organize for a yard sale >the catalog is an absolute shitshow >see CPD thread
fuck whatever raid is going on /real comfy hours/ start now
Eli Harris
>not AvE Toppest kek! Can't resist me a Robert thread when I can get one.
I fuck around with cars and mechanical shit in general, just drove a '67 Biscayne 1200 miles home as a test drive.
>pic related
My fathers '68 gmc and my '67 Biscayne
Kevin Jenkins
wood newfag here, wouldnt he have to replace the whole thing? also is it possible to keep the wood from deteriorating like that forever or do you eventually need to replace it?
Justin Edwards
t_d was shut down
Isaiah Cooper
Decent. Do we sing the same song as for the cement truck?
Jose Morgan
Just tuned into the feed. Who else /comfy/ with a 6 pack and a few hotpockets?
Jaxson Young
>the ticket says "a hundred people on the street"
block party in effect
Elijah Sanchez
>second ticket >says a hundred people are on the street Nigs are not known for their math skills, I bet it's like 10 people but the callwas all "AHLAWDY! They is like a Hunna people on the street!
Jose Edwards
eh it was bound to happen sooner or later.
some of them will undoubtedly wander in here tonight. we still have ponyfucker roberts ITT from /mlpol/. The Shitty of Chicago has a way of bringing people together.
Cameron Myers
Fuck. Sounds like an investment banker's coked up
Christopher Wilson
I don't think they are capable of understanding the comfiness of chicongo threads. Most of them love male blacks
Grayson Johnson
>male on a motorcycle circling the area, speeding and making noise
next best thing to drag racers
>toyota queen door open
Levi Hall
>male white wearing suit and bowtie at fairfield and logan is intoxicated and with intoxicated female, trying to break door down
Nathaniel Thomas
Has to be either Andy Dick or Jimmy Kimmel or somebody like that
Bentley Smith
>"....into the dumpsters, but they're wearing hoodies" >aggravated assault >2 men arguing out front, ready to fight
>2 men arguing out front, ready to fight >it's an old call well that beat down is over
Jose Wright
did cranky died?
Jaxon Myers
Love the lines on that car, mane. Long and low. Good stuff.
NEW OC!! An ode to HeyJackass, and autism wedded to schadenfreude.
Austin Ward
>male white in gray suit still trying to kick down door with female slumped against door, crying
Luis Brown
>100 people in a crowd
ITS A FRIDAY NIGHT MY ROBERTS
Ryder Parker
I really hope not. That would make me sad.
Luis Edwards
>white Malibu has been blocking the drive through for 30 min was it abandoned? driver pass out?
Josiah Russell
im new who's robert
Luke Martin
Welcome back, Robert.
That's one of my favorites.
Jordan Powell
Any one have any photos they'd like me to touch up for them?
Ethan Richardson
QUICK RUNDOWN
>>Chicago mayor bows to ROBERT >>In contact with Sam Hyde and George Zimmerman >>can operate with full impunity, making them judge jury and executor >>Control Chicago with an strict but fair fist >>Own prisons & cemetaries globally >>Direct descendants of the ancient Spartans >>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Whitetopia will be be the first city) >>Own 99% of black suicide gene DNA editing research facilities on Earth >>All rob-bots are genetic clones of the original Robert, Ben "Robert" Garrison >>The ROBERT collective said to have 10000+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51 >>Ancient Aryan scriptures tell of two crusaders, Dylan Roof and Elliot Rodger, who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented gentalmenship with them >>They own ROB-BOT R&D labs around the world >>You likely have ROB-BOTS inside you right now >>The ROBERT COLLECTIVE is in regular communication with the Archangels George Zimmerman and Chris Dorner, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. >>They learned negro slurs in under a week and can track them in a matter of seconds through fear. >>Chicago entrusts its people's safety with ROBERT. There’s no police in Chicago, only ROBERT clones >>The collective of ROBERT is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society >>In reality, they are timeless beings cloned from the greatest of all points of justice and crime fighting from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they they can bring the safety of Chicago.
Oliver Evans
male blacks bow to the Roberts
in contact with FBI,
rumoured to employ psychic operatives,
control Chicongo with an iron fist,
own castles and banks all along the lake downtown,
direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line that started the last Day of the Flame in Chicongo
will bankroll the first civilization in Detroit in decades (Robertsville will be be the first suburb),
own basically every crime fighting research facility in the Midwest,
first designer babies will be Roberts,
Roberts said to have 200+ IQ
Christian Lopez
>be in chiraq >call cops about someone parking in your handicap space
Elijah Peterson
Robert, that's decent!
Parker Flores
>6 shots fired on Eastwood
Thomas Rogers
can you tweak a gif? maybe a CPD patch or a Chicongo flag?
Hudson Mitchell
Double-bogposting. Kek.
Thanks mane.
>6 shots fired on eastwood
Easton Bennett
Anything good so far, Roberts? Just got here.
Jaxson Davis
I wish. I don't know how to do those yet
Lucas Russell
>moar shots fired >couldn't hear shit >ah ah ah
I'll take a crack at it. Stand by.
Jackson Phillips
quiet black dispatcher just said >7 shots fired on Stewart
Samuel Evans
20 shots fired
Connor Howard
standing by
Jaxon Hernandez
That's par for the course!
Robert Jackson
>2 females running from scene of accident >need backup >gang members >almost a minute of silence
I just checked off like 4 bingo spaces
Cameron Richardson
did you catch the request for the Amberlamps?
Samuel Bennett
SIX! SIX SHOTS FIRED AH AH AH!
Daniel Wilson
No. I missed that. Fuck. That's another
Asher King
>"..but the person they were shooting at in a black suv crashed"
the streets are pretty much running red with blood at this point
Isaac Ross
>must be a nice dog
Juan Murphy
replace the count with svengoolie and there should be one of the police scanner wave art memes with a Chicago version of that tears in the rain blade runner quote (doesn't exist... YET). something something like "I've seen niggers drop chicken bones after stealing bikes, I've seen riots caused by rap videos. All these moments... Will be lost in time, like grape favored tears in the rain."
help me out here guys
the original quote is "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."
Also just wanted to say that when I was 16 me and my friends would listen to this shit and laugh at niggers whilst we were safe in Mt. Greenwood. feels good
Chase Roberts
...
Ryder Morgan
>male black refusing to leave the Walgreens at 2001 north milwaukee >Markeesha, the complaintant
Eli Reed
kek
Kevin Morgan
Brilliant. Someone do this
Justin King
who can do this
John Stewart
probably trying to buy skittles and watermelon arizona
Henry Rogers
Bingo bitches
Noah Adams
Ok, here's what I got.
Jose Rivera
>the original quote is "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die." I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Trash cans on fire of the shoulder of (insert street name) I watched police lights glitter in the dark near the (insert chicago place that works) Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like old dispatch tickets awaiting action. Time to die (or insert some meme action we like)
Jose Richardson
Fresh
Elijah Brown
That's awesome!!
Parker Barnes
YESSSSSSS! the beatings will continue until the coonery stops!
Cooper Foster
>shots fired at 44 and california
Anthony Ortiz
why just chicago? aren't other places like Camden NJ or New Orleans, Detroit just as good?
Robert Hernandez
>Annabelle is the caller, says James Lawson was sexually assaulted
anyone else hear this
Angel Jones
I've tried listening to other cities, including my own. they all are dead compared to Chicago
Benjamin Bell
>I've seen coonery you people wouldn't believe. >Trash cans on fire in an alley off Diversey. >I watched police lights glitter in the dark near Back of the Yards. >All those moments will be lost in time, like old dispatch tickets awaiting action. >Time for shift change...
Joshua Kelly
you took my idea and ran with it Robert. nice work!
Eli Martin
THIS
Oliver Richardson
>3 shots fired at 3400 block of pierce
Jaxson Taylor
>WOOOOOOOW!
Jordan Reed
Now we need one of those vaporwave art fags to put svengoolie transitioned into the chicago skyline as viewed from lake michigan
Luke Lopez
...
Justin Adams
now we just need a picture of a Robert in the rain
