The TV Licence man is banging on my door

>The TV Licence man is banging on my door
>He wants me to pay for the electric Jew
>Haven't watched TV in 10 years

Then why do you have a TV?

I only have one and it's in a box under the stairs. It's been there for years, it was my brother's

So don't pay for it retard, you don't HAVE to if you don't watch TV

Then why are they knocking on his door?

TV License? What? Is it like the cable guy?

You are stupid and poor, blame Jews.
Retard if you have NO TV, you don't have to pay. If you use electricity you get the electricity bill.
It's not Jews, it is you being a moron.

They always assume you do until you let them in and snoop around every inch of your house looking for a TV. If they find my brother's and they can see it's not broken (they'll plug it in and see if it works) then they'll force me to pay or send me to court

just don't open the door. problem solved

just tell him that you can't hear them over your neighbour paki prayers.

What happens if you don't pay?

They also make you pay if you watch live TV on your computer, I don't, but there's no way to prove that to them easily

Said germ where its obligatory to pay for tv in germany even if you dont own any tv

Prison

Public hanging.

This. They literally cannot do a thing. They have no legal power.

You could probably actually report them to the police for harassment.

They're basically salesmen.

Just demand to see their warrant to enter your house.
They tried the same with me just showing up and saying that they have to check. I asked for their warrant, they left and haven't come back since.

here in Germany you have to pay for the government tv even if you dont have a tv. it is 17 euros every month.

it is like paying for poo by a poo-store you dont visit or even know :(

> thanks adolf

Dad, there's no such thing as a TV Licence man.

Have you been taking your pills?

It's some fuckweird thing the Brits have.

I told the last guy if he wanted to come in then i need to search him for weapons and recording equipment.

He didn't want to come in.

so if I got a tv for console, for example, I have to pay for BBC neo-marxist propaganda?Also fucking Teresa May wants to push a bill for internet control.Why are we all getting so cucked, there are like no free countries left in Europe

So brits get ragged on for having an optional tv license (optional as in if you don't watch tv you don't need to pay it) but the krauts have had mandatory tv licensing this whole time?

reminds me I should probably tell them I have no TV.. or will they still harrass? I don't watch iplayer or watch telly.

>buy a door chain
>only open the door to the police, court officals and licensing types with it on
>this means you have not given them access to your property

The chain was never there to stop someone kicking your door in, it is there as a way to retain rights whilst allowing dialogue.

Big fucking deal when you make such big salaries.

They've also added watching any BBC iplayer shows regardless of whether it's live or not to the list

Death by public execution

>Need a license to watch and own a TV

How cucked can one Nation get?

I don't do that either, but i'm sure they'll try and Jew me either way.
He's still outside.

Then hold yourself hostage. Tell them to leave or you will kill yourself. When they bring in a hostage negotiator, ask for fish and chips.

How much do you pay for cable?

Can't wait to see this thread soon on /bant/ :DD

u kidding me r-right

I got a letter through my door telling me I had no TV licence. No knocks on my door. I don't intend to pay. I doubt they will get around to a visit in the next year and a half. I'll be moved to a new place by then.

No they won't, and no they won't. They don't have any legal fucking power you pussy. Just tell them to fuck off.

They work entirely off of fear and ignorance.

I haven't got a power tools licence but a garage full of drills.

kek.

Open up the TV and desolder the power cable. Easy fix in the future and it allows you to continue to not pay the TV kike.

It's a birthright! Makes me so mad that there are still people who'd pay them. "It can't be blackmail if the state approves it!"

TV license guys sound like total fucking cunts from what I've heard. Seems like a miserable job. You'd figure they'd want everyone to tell them to fuck off so they don't have to do any work, but I guess they have quotas to meet.

>Current Year+2
>Owning a ((((TV))))

Dude, what?
Do you unironically turn on the tv whenever there's a thread that says "TURN ON CNN RIGHT NOW IT"S HAPPENING!"

we don't
you only need a license if you watch live tv or use bbc iplayer

all other catchup tv doesn't need a license, along with video game consoles etc..

They have no legal right to enter your house - tell them to fuck off

They won't at all.

They can't come in your house. You can even ring them up and remove there implied right of access so they can never come down your path again.

YouTube tv license goons.

Underrated.

I haven't had a license in years. Not sure if any detector cunts have ever been as I'm at work all day and when I'm on I don't answer the door unless I'm expecting anyone.

its not really tv license.
every household has to pay it no matter what.
its for tv / radio. and since you can also watch the german government tv channels on the internet also for that.

murakami pls go

retailers (b&m) will ask for address when you buy anything capable of receiving broadcasts. but if it's not connected to an aerial, you wouldn't need to pay. watching iplayer explicitly requires a tv license these days.

tbf the bbc is good value if you consume their content, which you inevitably do if you watch tv. it's always been like this.

>inb4 internet license

It has to be in an unrepairable condition. Non functioning isn't good enough.

I don't. I don't watch cable or the TV Jew. But that doesn't mean I have to pay for a license just to own a TV. Jesus, you Britbongs need to get your shit together and uncuck yourselves.

let him in, lock him under the stairs.
say the words "Oh allah thank you for the gift of this eunuch slave."
all will be well.

lol i thought this was a meme.
you guys actually have something called a TV license

We don't have to pay a license just to own a TV you ignorant retard.

Have you even read the thread?

Night of the long knives when?

Those kikes have you by the balls.

No, we have that too in Jewland (and everyone has to pay for it starting next year, wether they own a TV or not. Also it costs about $400/year).
Paying this doesn't make you eligible for anything, this money is simply given to 'official' TV/Radio (aka the socialist propaganda machine) so they can make extra dosh because spamming ads for 15 minutes every 20 minutes just doesn't make enough money.

So it's not a TV licence, it's just a regular monthly payment for a cable service? Why can't you call them and ask to cancel your account?

in bongistan you have to do what the coppers ask or you get your tea license removed

Fix your shit, Bong. Paying a license for your TV is stupid and you are stupid for allowing it.

thats ridiculous, fuck them. jesus bongs im glad we revolted those years back

>pays to be dumbed down
>pays to be fattened up

autistschluss

wait you have the tv license and your broadcaster has ads? that's legit cucked. I think ireland is the same.

> tfw have to pay for something i never use
> poor student that doesn't even own a tv

plus german tv is complete and utter trash. there isn't even any good content, it's all talk shows and other retarded shit. fucking commies.

I did this before, blockedd the door with a washer machine and dryer. I was drunk and i asked for cigs and one of the swat guys went to the store for me

No you fucking moron.

If you watch tv, you need a tv licence.

If you don't watch TV and simply own a tv, you don't require a license.

>haven't worked in 3 months
>have to pay monthly fee of 400 shekels (100$)
why israel?

Tell them to go and fuck themselves, they have no right to enter

It's the TV LICENCE MAN, quickly hide all TVs or we'll have to PAY THE FINE.

WHY IN THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE RESPONDING TO THIS SHIT TIER Sup Forums THREAD?
FUCK OFF REDDIT FUCK OFF FOREVER FAGGOTS
SAGE GOES IN ALL FIELDS

Joogle tells me that there are 3,362,073 households there. Those kikes are going to collect 1.3 Billion dollars for basic TV service? What the fuck am I not getting here? This doesn't even include all of the businesses, right?

Still cant figure out whether this tv license thing is real or a meme

>that's legit cucked.
Yup, I avoided paying it (and TV altogether) for years, but some idiots voted to force everybody who doesn't own a TV and/or pay already to pay for it so they could spare about $50 a year (it used to cost $450) out of pure selfishness.

I have no idea how it will be enforced but it's supposed to start next year so I believe I will have to pay unless I can find a loophole.

>If you watch tv, you need a tv licence

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAVE
You bongs are so cucked. Literally paying for your brainwashing. Lol

>This doesn't even include all of the businesses, right?
I don't know the new law by heart, but I believe business are exempted if they make less than $100k benefit a year. Everybody else will have to pay.

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Is there more to the story?

He's gone now guys!!!

>Detection unit
What a load of knobbers - can you imagine having that for a job?

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>Someone unexpected comes to my house
>Traumatised beyond belief
>Make thread on Sup Forums

It's pretty real here, and fucking insane. They also send people knocking at at people's who don't pay already doors during the evenings looking for a TV or TV sounds. They also act like fucking thugs and allowed to call the police who will then deliver a warrant if you refuse to allow them to inspect your house.

yeah but in fairness, social state and that.
taxpayers don't feel ripped off in rich european countries, alien as that sounds.

LOL we beat the shit out of the guy who comes to collect Electricity bill,we beat the shit out of police sometime.

Feels good to watch TV for 5 years and electricity for 6 years for free.

Fucking BRITARDS pussies.

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its called gez in germany.
NOT a meme

Years ago a TV licence woman came to my house to inform me I haven't got a licence, I said I don't have a TV, she asked to come in and look around, I said I don't come to your house asking to look around, don't come to mine... What do you want to look at? The TV that I haven't got?? Don't come here harassing me again or I'll call the police.

Never heard from them again

If you knocked on someones door in the US demanding to see their TV you would litterally have a shotgun pointed at you

How the fuck is your country so cucked

Don't let them in your house.

HOLY SHEEEEEIT

>TV license
Stay cucked lol

>giving up your guns

til paying for a service is comparable to mandatory government licensing.

Just call them and tell them you only use internet for viewing stuff. That you're tv - if you have one - is only used as a monitor for your pc/console. I did it and they haven't bothered me since. This was about 5 years ago.

Don't you know the law matey? If you have any device that could potentially be used to watch BBC programming you must pay TV licensing.

If you don't pay for the interracial cuckold sjw ultra leftist propaganda they'll send you to court and brand you a racist bigot homophobic anti migrant cis gender neo Nazi cheap skate

Let's just hope they aren't as cucked as us regarding TV Licenses because here they will get help from the police to force you to let them enter and look around if you refuse.

Throw it at them and tell them to fuck off.
Fuck off Schlomo its the same as GEZ they want you to pay even if you dont watch tv and proving you arent is impossible short of letting the government have full access to every electronic device you own 24/7.

>people in britbongistan need a license for a tv
>people in burgerland don't need a license to buy a gun

Fuckin "YOUR" cunt!

I have one but I only use it as my PC screen and dont even have a reciever.
Fucking nazis still want me to pay for a license so they can fund their gay state propaganda.