/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - I COULDN'T THINK OF SOMETHING WITTY ON SHORT NOTICE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #17 5/19/17
youtu.be/pQSxHIItrpI
>Pres Trump in Saudi Arabia 5/21/17
youtu.be/wZkvLyX-V4U
>Pres Trump arrives in SA, greeted by King 5/20/17
youtu.be/FwCg2k-G_xs
>Pres Trump departs for his "God Bless Me" tour 5/19/17
youtu.be/hT9Qh0FZ7-w
>Pres Trump Press conf w/El Santo 5/18/17
youtu.be/fSjGtZaNQrg
>VP Pence @ Asian/island niggers month reception 5/17/17
youtu.be/0YgCYs6nOso
>Pres Trump @ Coast Guard Academy 5/17/17
youtu.be/Kkq8VxNCbUc
>Pres Trump w/roach statement 5/16/17
youtu.be/EUKKtP64SZ4
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Pres Trump - First 100 Days
youtu.be/hBw_RhnCDZ8
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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>Unlike Hillary Clinton, Trump isn't in the pocket of the Sau-

Tunnocks Teacakes

apooo

What is live like in Zvezdara?

COMMIES

WILL

PAY

AWOOOOOOOO~

Reminder to gas kikes, lads.

Hello Mr. (((Saul)))

stuff it heeb

Trump's Cunning Plan:

1) Sell weapons for 300 bln. dollars to Saudi monkeys
2) Make America Great Again
3) Unite with Putin and Xi
4) Burn Saudi monkeys for Imperial glory

>not an egg custard

Fuck Trump and fuck white people that voted for him.

Forget that last part, fuck all white people.

THERE IT IS

is this meme dead now?

yep the conditioning is working

BLOWOUT CALENDAR

WEEK 17 OF TRUMP'S REIGN

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#2. HIS NAME WAS SETH RICH: archive.is/VcQ4c
#3. MISS USA WOKE AF: archive.is/BVgjq
#4. WAPO BTFO: archive.is/mZQ97

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So when is trump getting impeached? Anyone know? JIm Acosta said it will be inevitable.

>still posting that happa and not a pure blooded bong
Why do you hate your countrymen so much?

>he's in the pocket of the Saudis
>implying
>get $102,000,000,000 dollars form them
>get sweet gold medal
>get the biggest parade you've ever seen
>get to stay in nice palace
>probably offered women for my entertainment
Kek, Shariablue btfo

Hail Britannia!

What are you saying, they bribed him with a gold-plated chain? He's not black fyi

Is that legit?

>yfw there CIA niggers possibly on Sup Forums
I'm surprised they aren't petty enough to come kill us for calling them out.

Is trump havin his islam speech today?

AllASS ackbar

He's not bowing though, they're just giving him a medal for blowing up the death star

That's a lot of BTFO

to think it all started with some user misspelling too

White people.... Fuck them....
Fuck.... White people.... Yeaaaas Hillary i willll obeyyy. I will give (you)s

WHEN IT'S THERE!

New meme

NEVADAWOO~

F

Enjoying your continuation of Bush and Obama policies, friends? Aren't neocon warmongers just swell?

>Jim Acosta said

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Someone, photoshop Luke into Trump and either Hans Solo or Chewbacca into Bannon

Why haven't Trump and the CIA Niggers granted Terry full control of all Intel CPU architectures yet?

He has God's authority and will make himself King if he must.

...

are we watching anything in particular?

That 3 topping large for $7.99 with water at home is confirmed best deal

honestly i was hoping he would be better than selling the saudis the most weapons in a long time, especially after he called them out on the campaign trail. Just goes to show that elected officials dont have that much poer. Thats what I get for believing

STOP POSTING THIS
F
Fellow Patriots

These out of context, baseless retarded as fuck make-your-own-fantasy posts and news stories are why people fucking hate you, an they are why Trump won.

Stay mad you cock slurping israeli slave. You're our bitch, now and forever. Kept in the same cage next to the other animals.

I'm feeling generous today

Keep your star wars shit out of here

actually Mobama wasn't wearing a headscarf in SA, so it must from somewhere else.

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I need a rundown of the t_d situation. Set to private or closed permanently?

I believe Michael was actually uncovered.

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Good lord

Leftists btfo

Our bomber Tu-95 dropped 200 MT nuclear bomb near UK coast in 2030. ACCIDENTALLY. And the huge tsunami washed away the island.

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How dare he accept their token of respect? (((WE))) WANT MORE BLOODSHED, am I right?

>bake a couple threads
>get enough free (You)'s from shills to sustain myself for weeks
I don't think about or care about anything that happens on plebbit.

youtube.com/watch?v=OtLQHUSqgGo

every day I rewatch this.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Set to private. Monitor closely, as permanent closure is inevitable.

You are my hero, chronicling the legend one week at a time

Yes, goooooood

>giving weapons to Saudi Arabia

Great Idea. What can possibly go wrong.

>/sg/ being subtle

They made a deal with Hiroshimoot and will be permitted to resettle here on Sup Forums.

maybe you should go there and stay there

Checked, Acosta no longer human, see pic related. He's being directed by the hive queen now

I don't want them here stealing our memes and waifus. Can't we build some sort of wall to keep them out?

That himbee was taken from the Iraqi army you retard

Wow this really doodles the ol' noodle

MAGA
youtube.com/watch?v=qJoxZY7vlqg&feature=youtu.be

If you go there it says to check back at 9PM est (about 7 bong 30 bing) for an update. Though the head mod was suspended and 3 others were forcably removed by the admins, so I don't think they're coming back

Yidvanka shaking her ass for the muslim men.

How can Pigskins even compete?

A wall made of lolis and gore

Don't be a bigot, Redditfugees are welcome here.

You're not welcome here. You will never be welcome here. A pox on your message board and it's users.

ISIS is not Saudi Arabia

>Trump tweets displayed on billboard in Riyadh

Also cool projection on Ritz Hotel:
twitter.com/__kertmeyenkele/status/865698815914979328

(it is)

Sorry some of your fellow countrymen might be wounded in the crossfire
washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2017/04/28/austrias-president-suggested-that-every-woman-should-wear-a-headscarf-to-fight-islamophobia/?utm_term=.d0b3780c01c6

I can get behind that.

>Germany Jr thinks HMMWV's are an effective military weapon
I pity you

Add traps as well. for some reason, last night when traps were threatened to be posted it became incredibly comfy

None of those meme variations were ever accurate

>Trump flexes his knees and crouches to accept medal
>has to slightly flex to stand up again(being almost 71 years old)

HURR DURR HE BOWED AND CURTSIED!

If these people really thought he were getting thrown out of office, they wouldn't care.

Refugees have to migrate LEGALLY! Our spacing and waifus remain the foundation for happiness and harmony.

cool I guess. Would be nicer with the "dopey prince" tweet

Is it degenerate to shave your butthole?

No homo or anything, it's just that if I don't do it then it's like trying to shit through a steel mesh.

>users start compiling everything about Seth rich into multiple threads
>mods start encouraging users to break the rules
>mods encourage doxxing
>all of a sudden mods decide to shut down in "protest"
>this morning someone begins editing seth rich's old posts on reddit
Really makes me think

Will they put up the one calling out dope Prince Al-Weedlmao or whatever his name is?

>(poor photo quality is bc of sandy liberal vaginas)

>All girls under 18 block Anthony Weiner immediately!

Just wax it lad.

Tex Mex T Rex weeoweoo

Michelle Obama wasn't wearing a headscarf and Trump criticised her for not wearing one. twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/560839957426999297

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>mfw I realized everytime Trump shitposts about Obama/Clinton on twitter the whole world reads it.

Wilbur, Rex wtf are you doing?

T_D IS OPEN

THE REFUGEE CRISIS IS OVER

ALL REDDITORS GTFO BACK TO YOUR HOMES

lol it literally reopened right after I made that post

This timeline is so surreal

Michelle and Hillary are covered by a hijab, Melania is covered with silicone

how is it that /ptg/ is better and less sub human than t_d faggots?