UK General Election General

Who you voting for dickheads

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Chairwoman May

All of them are shit

Also if you were a subhuman from Northern Ireland like myself who would you vote for?

May but i don't want to

UKIP or Labour

Greens out of protest.

True, but why fight the tide.
We are in May, it's her turn.

>voting Labour
Inb4 shill:
I'm in
burgerland for a vacay.

Not Theresa

May but my heart votes for UKIP

spoilt ballot

If Sir Nige was at the helm I would vote UKIP.

UKIP, despite Paul being a shit leader.

UKIP, fuck Sharia May.

Now that's an easy choice.

I'd take anyone who'd sell us weapons, can you do that?

You cant honestly think your vote fucking matters? Fucking hell Sup Forums is fucking shit you guys. You claim to be redpilled and are talking about voting and acting like oliticians are a choice.
Its all a ruse you fucking children. Grow the fuck up and learn about the fucking world before you vote wankers to rule over those of us who are awake you fucking dumb as fuck fucks. Trumps a fucking lie. May is a fucking lie. Farage is a fucking lie. Brexit is a fucking lie.

its all part of a game and everything that happens in politics was designed that way.

Stop believing it.

Spoiling my ballot as there's no Libertarian Party UK candidate in my constituency. Fuck voting for Tories this time round, they've strayed way too far from the traditional conservatives - I don't want an authoritarian right wing government, I want a right wing libertarian government that values free market capitalism and liberty + freedom of the individual.

That would be the Conservatives.

I'm not voting SNP because they want more immigration and I'm not voting (((tory))) because I'm not a literal cuck to the government

I'm not voting UKIP either because they don't give a flying fuck about Scotland. Pretty sure a lot of Scots will agree with me that we need a right-wing independence party that is ethnic-nationalist for the Scottish people

Are they getting any fund from our royal cryptojews?

>Pretty sure a lot of Scots will agree with me that we need a right-wing independence party that is ethnic-nationalist for the Scottish people

Pretty sure they won't.

Lib Dems because I'm not a cuck

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>kinda like Corbyn, but not the cuck Labour policies and abbot home sec no fucking way
>May, preided over record migration as home sec, cuckservatives
>UKIP are irrelevant
>other parties are a joke

Monster Raving Looney Party are running in my seat so I'll be voting for them. Pretty safe Con seat so it won't change anything.

You do realise theres literally SHITLOADS of footage of people rigging the Scottish indyref vote, right?

Theres footage of TABLES AND TABLES of yes votes in no vote piles.
And they showed it on TV because you are all too fucking stupid to think for yourselves and gullible enough to believe what the BBC and Sky News say - even tho thet are showing you footage of the opposite

Agreed you Scots need to find a party that is right winged government that puts that thinks better for the scots but also values are relationship in the UK. SNP is gone of them.

No one now. I didn't vote last election but I was genuinely considering it this time to BTFO Labour and ensure hard Brexit, but I can't support May's loony schemes for the Internet, i'm fucking sick of hate speech laws.
Tories are still better than literal marxists and a milkman who's trying to back out of Brexit but I'm not going to give my vote to people who want to fuck with the internet, lines must be drawn.

Of course, you are our creation after all.

Lib Dems m8. Labour is dead

True, even though we literally taught nothing of it ,didn't even teach us how Ibn Saud was getting a monthly salary from the british :(

This is MY business- @Keasty86, who I'm voting for is none of your business you facist cunts

DUP

Definitely Labour because May will ruin the internet and sites like Sup Forums and indeed britpol would be inaccessible

you're being an idiot and splitting the vote giving the election to May

I'm Scottish so I'm voting for Tories as they actually have a chance at dethroning the SNP which is something UKIP would sadly never be able to do here.

You fools, Jeb! is the only good choice

Labour to fuck you up :^)

In it for the weed. Besides, better to trust in the Conservatives to not do what they promise then trust Corbyn to do what he wants. The left is brken and needs a dramatic death to birth oemthing new.

That said, wanting two parties like the American system is by far the more idiotic thing mentiond on here.

Labour. I am pretty right winged but cons aren't right, UKIP is dead and BNP has no chance ever.

Labour will do one of two things, turn cons more left so cons die off or turn them more right. Plus Labour will ensure we still get a NHS, public schools, livable wage and decent EU deal rather than nothing.

Labour.

I resisted the tactical voting meme for two general elections, but I've realised democracy is just damage control; you're never going to get what you want, all you can do is vote against the worst outcome right now.

someone get this lad a pint

This.
That's why I'm voting to stay in bed. I fully expect a landslide victory.

voting isnt a buffet of your favourite issues served up on a plate

Labour

just see no reason to vote cons. nothing benefits me. am right winged ukip voter last year.

voter empathy is why there will be a shit young voter turn out

It's not voter apathy geez, I'm not giving consent to child fucking parasites.
>tfw 40 in 2 months.

Not if the Lib Dems are the stronger party in his constituency.

If any of you are voting Tory now we know what they plan on doing with the internet then you should probably neck yourself.

cont.
If you plan on voting Labour now we know what they plan on doing with the white race you should probably neck yourself.

Labour want to remain in the single market and don't have any policies on immigration control

Might make me think if Theresa May hadn't just presided over the greatest numerical immigration in UK history for six+ years.

>Labour will bring these numbers down despite setting out in their manifesto that they have no immigration targets and infact have set out plans that will allow more people in
Really made me think.

Everyone saying vote Labour and they might be alright on immigration. You're fucking dreaming. They've got Dianne fucking Abbott as Shadow Home Secretary, she will ruin the fucking country. She's literally made her career off calling white people racist.

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UKIP

You're getting high immigration with both. You're getting it with lib dems, too. I'd not sure even UKIP would actually do anything significant, if we were to pretend they were even a party in the sense of feasibly being able to ever form a government.

Sacrificing our last bastion of free speech, the potentially to be (mostly) anonymous on the internet, just so you can have 300k immigrants next year instead of 400k is not a very good long term plan.

>stirring marxist haggis lady actually has seats in scotland

why are the scots such cucks

Conservative.
Maybe it'll teach UKIP that the best way to have a real influence is to pull a Trump and infiltrate the party directly.

You mean like the record levels of immigration we have seen under the Tories since 2010?

Actual right wing Tory voters are fucking morons. You keep voting for a party who detest all you stand for.

UKIP have no chance of dethroning anyone anywhere.
They're basically dead.

SNP, don't like how cucked they are on Immigration but they make our voices heard at Westminster.

david davis

>wanting to be ruled over by another nation
ScotTory voters and Unionists are literal cucks.

wasted vote

Probably Labour or LibDems, haven't decided.

Unless you live in a marginal seat, every vote is a wasted vote.

No fuckin way voting commie retard labour; no way voting for "iron cuckoo" may either.

I'm probably gonna vote Labour, even though they probably can't fund any of their policies I don't like the cons and anything else seems like a wasted vote, I'd maybe vote lib dem if it was worth it

This

...but I should compromise my goals to vote for an even more retarded manifesto? You've got this voting thing a bit knackered.

Are you Labour commies actually joking or? No to high taxes, robin hood was a scum bag

>giving the election to May
You know Labour is polling at less than 25% and Tories are at almost 40%, right? Corbyn is literally the least popular politician running right now, he has a worse disapproval rating than the UKIP leader ffs and half of normies still think UKIP is the racist party. Corbyn is literally worse than racism to bluepilled normies. That's how bad it is.

Oi m9, I hate Labour but I'm from Nottingham, you can fuck off slagging off our Robin

M8, you still clueless as how it all works. Cons with faggot garage got us in serious shit with Brexit, whilst idea is great and I'm with it, but since national debt will have to be settled even before we leave- we are totally fucked!
Labour agree cucks, but they are dumb shits, that I could possibly trust, but above else, them pricks are lying less as how deep in the shit we got ourselves.
Wish, there was an option to vote for any other, but there isn't!

>protest vote
>doesn't vote monster raving looney

I'm actually rather torn.
On the one hand, if the Tories stay in power it leads to (memes aside) a stable government. The absolute last thing we need what with Brexit coming is a change in leadership. At least we know Theresa has been there through the whole thing up until now, she knows the ins and outs and I feel like if there was a drastic change in leadership and government such as if Jeremy Corbyn or Jeb Bush won then it'll only cause chaos and weaken our position during the negotiations.

Not only that, but Theresa's done a fine job so far of keeping that horrid little shit in Scotland her place despite her constant bleating for another referendum or her demands to be taken seriously.

Plus Theresa seems to be set on a hard Brexit, she's got experience, and seems competent.

So why do I have my doubts?
Because she's a fucking Conservative. And only gullible idiots trust Conservatives to keep their promises. I fully expect her to stab the country in the back the moment she gets the chance. So it's Theresa May (an untrustworthy Conservative), Jeremy Corbyn (Jeremy Corbyn), or a Nigel Farage-less UKIP (pointless without Nigel).

Shitty choice all round. Might just stay home and drink tea.

SNP
Scottish Nationalism is a good cause.

Are you legit suggesting Abbot isn't going t go full gestapo on the internet?

I'm not a commie.

Conservatives got over confident so they trying to pull some right shit through with their presumed victory.

Lets see how they like a hung parliament.

Dumbarse, what she did when she was HO minister?
She's just playing on our concerns in relation to immigrants, but deep down she's fucking us all with internet Gestapo and "stable and stronk" shit.
She's a fuckin menace

That's what I'm saying, you nonce. She's a STD-laden harlot. She looks pretty (kinda) but is diseased to the core.
Never trust a fucking Tory, man.
Who are you voting for, if anyone?

I want to vote Labour but while socialist, out of touch, Immigrant-loving Jeremy Cuckbyn is the leader I'll never do it. If we can find a planet where his idealistic bullshit works then we should put him on it.

Besides, the Trump campaign and presidency have gotten me hooked on lefty tears

Abstaining, UKIP is dead, my constituency is a Tory safe seat.

Nobody, they're all shit.

Dunno, simplz...
Deffo neither retard cockrbyn or utter cuck may ...else, my vote is wasted- fuckit, let it be that way

First time that I'm not voting. They are all terrible -- they're symptoms of a much bigger problem; we're broke as fuck, the tides of economic power are shifting east (whether we're in the EU or not), the country is lost. We need massive welfare reform whilst guaranteeing core services (read: slash unemployment / DSS, keep NHS) and huge agriculture subsidies. The closest we have are the Tories who want to destroy everything, including privacy. No one credible to vote for.

You seem like the only smart guy on Britpol

Will the mysterious and undiscovered G R E E N S U R G E species finally be discovered?

UKIP, obviously. Best protest vote available against the paedo-Multikulti Establishment.

Uh the fags that promissed £350 gazzilions a week?

>Labour wants to disarm the nation and surrender to the unions
>Greens literally want interacial breeding grounds
>UKIP is dead
>SNP are communists

I might not agree with their internet stance but the tories are the least evil party

People will never willingly vote against their interests, all those who feel they are morally fine being subsidised by the state will never vote to end their income. I know a guy in my hometown, can't work because of "depression", for about 12 years now, yet always seems happy enough organising weeks away to party in Spain on taxpayers' money. As long as that selfish attitude prevails, there is nothing we can do.

Nothing they say or do really matters. The point is to punish the bastards who imported our ethnic replacements.

Will be interesting to see how old people react to plans to severely cut back their bennies.

Who' queen Vic?

They'll bitch and moan and ultimately die before they can either do anything or be affected by it.

The current 50-70 demographic are the voting block of tomorrow

The significant wave was in the sixties, with a bit of help from Blair's mob in recent times.