Aliens?

What in the literal fuck?

cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/DOC_0005517761.pdf

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Tthere are two possibilities

1. It's real.
2. It's fake.

Which one Sup Forums?

And why are you responding to the 50 sliding shitposts instead of this?

It really makes you supernovae.

It could be misinfo of some sort. Some unknown tactic with an unknown motive on behalf of intelligence agencies.

Who knows.

>giving cia.gov your IP address

No fucking thank you.

UFO means unidentified flying object. A large bat could be a UFO.

It says 23 soldiers were turned into stone poles

Sounds more like they had already been stoned

ayy

youtube.com/watch?v=cPembXZMKv0

It says document number 199 of 54. Clearly a sloppy LARPfag

Then the wife of Lot looked back from behind him, and she became a pillar of salt.

but it's from the cia.gov website

youtube.com/watch?v=w-uTEIHqTuk
>aliens
>implying
if they leaked this, it's a controlled leak. alien psyop is longest running one they've got, and i pray to god it fails.

>alien psyop is longest running one they've got

interesting. But what's the point? What's their goal?

Tough one. I'll go with..... Fake.

one-world government that they get after we run to them for safety to fight the "alien" threat

... fugg

>cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/DOC_0005517761.pdf
Why would a cia document use a Canadian magazine article as proof that they themselves acquired KGB files?... Wouldn't they know it already?

and it'll probably work. god help us all. the conspiracy theorists have been getting duped the whole time. cia have been sending in false ufo sightings for decades for a reason. the tech is real. the extraterrestrials aren't

>the extraterrestrials aren't

They are, however the issue is they don't have much of an interest with us. We've already been studied in the past and that knowledge has been past on between all the local species. They don't pose any real threat to us, but the issue is because they don't pose a threat (((They))) can't use them to properly fear monger us into their ploy, so we get all these false stories.

>Aliens turn you into stone poles

How do we counter this technology?

turn yourself into a stone pole preemptively.

Weaponized stone poles?

If you make your enemies stone poles, they win

>implying this isn't the 51st "sliding shitpost"

Nigger... IT's RELEASED BY THE ***
CIA***

ON THEIR OFFICIAL SITE!!!

AAAAANNNNDDDDD

QUOTES THE CANADIAN VERSION OF THE STORY AS BEING FROM
>THE WEEKLY WORLD NEWS!!!

Whic.. since you are probably a tweenage millenial/Gen-Z faggot fetus...

IS A FUCKING TRASH SUPERMARKET TABLOID!!

They used to print stories about Like:
>Elvis is alive and seen steeling gas for an alien Flying Saucer outside Poughkipsee!!
>Bat-Boy found in New Mexico Cave!!
>Local Denny's Waitress in Arkansas pregnant with BIGFOOT'S lovechild...tells all!

GTFO of here. It's CIA fags having a fucking laugh at YOUR EXPENSE!

I'd be having a laugh too.... were you not shitting up Sup Forums with it pretending it's the
>5th revelation form """FBI user"""

You and all your Anon5 LARP shiteating mental midget faggots need to stop being useful disinfo idiot agents.

Just... stop.

Maybe a mirror will work. Perseus knew his shit.

Archangels guard the portals. They will absolutely destroy any thing or any country that tries to make war against them. They are coming again soon to help restore Christianity by protecting actual Christians ( not many left ).

If you too have the urge to try a life of limestone like Lots wife, or just want to be a rock for a long, long time then go ahead, keep up your God mocking & play with your stupid war toys. No human weapon is anything but junk to them.

Make our day. Humans who do evil are viewed as nothing but germs. Germs to be eradicated because they chose to be germs.

Signed: aliens

So sick of this psyop horseshit, (((CIA))) can suck my dick

case in point.
jesus is the only way. now piss off with your larping bullshit.

any alien race that shows up to Earth could likely already kill us all. Relativistic weaponry and all that. or just point the ship at the planet and fire up the warp drive

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Lot's wife turned into SALT nigger... not limestone.

מלח

It's the same in Hebrew, Proto-Cananite and Amharic/Aramaic... EVERY TRANSLATION SAYS
>SALT

Stop making shit up. It's gay and is the realm of the Father of LIES.

>earthlings

wow, right at the end they went and fucked up

Limestone is a salt, scientifically speaking.

Never even thought about it but in retrospect looking at it now... the Hebrew for salt basically transliterates phonetically to the English version of Salt.
>(S) - מ
>(L) - ל
>(T) - ח
>SLT
מלח

>Limestone is a salt, scientifically speaking.

FUCK RIGHT THE FUCK OFF YOU LYING FAGGOT LEAF!

Limestone is ***CALCIUM CARBONATE***
NOT a Sodium Compound in any WAY- SHAPE-or FORM!!

Die in a (not-so) tragic moose rape you utter reprobate piece of trash liar.

I like this guy

quora.com/Is-calcium-carbonate-a-salt

Limestone is is made up mostly of calcium carbonate.