WHY don't we teach bike stealers not to steal bikes?

WHY don't we teach bike stealers not to steal bikes?
WHY was the first thing the cop asked me was how I locked my bike?

WHY is this MY fault???

>librel detected

bet you think rape 'victims' weren't asking for it by dressing like sluts and getting drunk

It's your fault for being too fucking stupid to lock the frame to the post, instead of the wheel that has a quick release built in.

niggers exist you know

A young Black Child needed your Bycicle to get to his Advanced Quantum Mathmatics classes across town. Why are you so hampered, triggered, and COMPLETELY unhinged? user, are you Racist?

It's also your fault for living in a place that has niggers in it. The only time you see them where I live is if you go to the jail - they're kept where they belong here.

>quick detach wheel
>locking the EASY TO REMOVE wheel to the post

either lock the frame or fuck outta here

He doesn't know lock the bike frame.

Quick release hubs are no match for the modern day nig nog, they're evolving

you have to lock both wheels to the inner triangle frames of the bicycle you retard

probably cost him $ 2000 to build

because you should be smarter than a nigger

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I bet you a white boy stole your bike!!! hahahahaha But you're going to blame the black guy!!!

What did Tyrone get for Christmas?
>my bike

>WHY don't we teach bike stealers not to steal bikes?
Why not just torture and execute bike stealers? Only faggots think they can teach morality.

I do that and had already 3 bikes stolen, 2 seats and 1 front wheel.
This. Fucking torture them for days, flailing them inch by inch. Stealing bikes is like stealing horses - only fucking cucks can protest death penalty for that.

Rules for an urban bike:
- No ostantatious features
- No quick release, bolt everything
- Strong lock to attach the frame to an imovable object
- Do not leave your helmet on the bike (it will be a public urinal)
- Do not leave your bike in a shitty neighbourhood
- Multiple gears, Fixies are a hipster fad
- Removable lights that you take with you or cheap fixed ones
- Mud flaps even if it's not asthetic, your ass will thank me when it rains

>white boys-muh bike
>blacks-muh dick

>black genius
>uses genius to steal things more efficiently

>be american
>get bike stolen by nigger with low IQ

>liberals proud of being outsmarted by a nigger

OP is paraphrasing what a rape victim would say.

It's pretty good satire, actually.

i would support the death penalty for bike thievery, can we start a petition

I've never met a girl who didn't swallow, I don't think they exist anymore

So on days I am bored and nothing to do, I'll take an old bike of mines I don't use and bring it into town. Pick up coffee, lock it up and wait for someone to steal it so I can "muh bike" throw a stick between the rims...

This is the book of the modern cyclist. Follow it and everything will be fine.

I see what you're doing here. I'll bite.

Urban biking should only be done with drop outs. You are only asking for it to be stolen with thru axles or quick releases.

Unless you take the extra step to protect your property. Niggers are less likely to fuck wit your shit if you have a gun.

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