honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college
nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"
with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"
anyway whats this thread about?
Christian Garcia
Who /winningatlife/ here
Nathan Jenkins
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Luis Howard
You must find your great passion, my friend
Christian Brown
Ta, user. Best of luck!
Jason Clark
I do this on purpose to try and feel something.
>t. I never dream or even have nightmares, just an infinite darkness that blots out everything
Camden Torres
>never experienced sleep paralysis or an out of body experience
You're missing out m8.
James King
It's like the song goes, things can only get better.
Luke Kelly
Who /readyforcorbyn/ here?
Carson Baker
So, hfVgP9or, how do you come by so many pictures of this grill? Do you have a premium subscription to NeetSlagz™ or are you just a run of the mill stalker?
Xavier Taylor
>tfw sleep paralysis >tfw can never sleep on back
Carson Scott
I had that, it went away after I realised I just had to not freak out and go back to sleep.
Blake Collins
i've heard about these magical websites called imageboards
David White
It rarely ever happens to me although I find it oddly intriguing, not saying that I want it to happen more often but I wish there was more in depth information on this topic, and a few entertaining meme conspiracy theories too.
Jace Jones
Is she intentionally trying to make herself look ugly?
Landon Wood
I also have a fear of spiders, I always hallucinate a giant black spider is biting at my chest, it's difficult to not freak out.
Gavin Lee
>not moving as soon as you possibly can to autistically challenge whatever you hallucinated lamo dyel?
Brayden Rogers
God I used to have a massive crush on her. What a fucking waste.
Jason Cooper
I've only ever 'saw' what I assume demons or some satan like creature and people, mostly dead people, only dead people.
Evan Rodriguez
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Cameron Perez
I just cant sleep on my back
Ryan Murphy
>An infinite darkness that blots out everything.
If you need a nightmare, you just need to change the way you perceive the aforementioned.
Ethan Hernandez
this is caused by having a huge brain, harder to balance
Ryder Smith
I something for you: The hypnogogic state (Sleep paralysis) in paranormal circles is closely connected to out of body experiences/astral projection.
Many try to achieve sleep paralysis for that reason.
Aiden Parker
I guess I was lucky, I only hallucinated nice things like people talking and once a band playing.
Wyatt Phillips
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Oliver Rogers
Back to daft lad
Kayden Murphy
Found a couple of videos of someone explaining their experience for those of you who do not know what we're going on about.
Looks like it's another night of no sleep for me, time to dig deeper.
>I only hallucinated nice things First time I've ever heard of people experiencing nice things during sleeping paralysis, you sure you weren't just dreaming?
Jacob Powell
>falling asleep to audio of a girl calling you her Good Boy
>>I only hallucinated nice things >First time I've ever heard of people experiencing nice things during sleeping paralysis, you sure you weren't just dreaming?
meant for
Ryder Fisher
Little-known fact: sleep paralysis only affects queers
Here's a tip for you late-night underage cunts - never trust a word anyone says if it's accompanied by a .png
Ooooooh you cheeky monkey!
Josiah Fisher
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Gabriel Gomez
It only happened a few times (Like 2-3 that I remember) the majority of the time I was just paralysed but didn't see or hear any hallucinations but it was pretty concerning.
Isaac Butler
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jaxon Cruz
Where you do what? Fixate on one cheating whore that couldn't keep her legs shut? Or does the focus of your mental illness extend across a number of unobtainable women?
Either way, why do you have to inflict your shortcomings on the rest of us?
Chase Torres
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Jayden Torres
Redpill me on labour Why are there a surprising amount of people here voting for labour.
>Shariah May is actually going to lose to a smelly old marxist that supports a united Ireland, giving back the Falklands, and another Indyref
Jace Turner
Hypothetically, keep in mind, it's all hypothetical, sleep paralysis is terrifying to most people without the hallucinations right? Now imagine how much more terrifying it would be if you woke up, unable to move and your hypothetical ex gf who's been dead for two years was sitting on the side of your bed looking like she just came out of "The Ring".
Tyler Cruz
Theresa is off to a flying start on making herself the worst PM we've ever had
Cooper Ortiz
>he thinks people here are actually voting labour
Jonathan Watson
One Step Beyond!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Elijah Morgan
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Jayden Hall
>like 12 points ahead
doubt it mate
Jason King
c u m i n m u m u m
i n
m u m
Jeremiah Moore
M-m-momentum pls.
Eli Howard
Maybe I've been taken for a ride but the other "what are you voting" thread seems to have a lot of unironic labour voters.
Colton Jenkins
It wasn't particularly exciting just a bit odd, like I was paralysed but think "Hmm that bit bit odd there's music going on outside" but it stopped when I could move again.
Asher Morales
>Hard to get a grip of what is changing but a couple of things. YouGov had 45% of their 18-24s saying they were certain to vote last week
>This week they have 57% of 18-24 year olds saying they are certain to vote. And there's also been a flip amongst 25 to 49 year olds.
>Last week they had Tories up 7 amongst 25-49 yr olds. This week they have Labour up 8 amongst 25 to 49 year olds.
I flit between wanting to do so and abstaining. On the one hand a lot of their policies are reasonable ( The renationalisation of the railways ), getting rid of student loans, hopefully not being as batshit insanse as the tories on internet policies and tech in general . On the other they have the issue of believing what EU politicians say, which will be bad for brexit. And they keep doing commie BS.
Grayson Lewis
FUCK FUCK FUCK
Camden Barnes
you're a guest here toothpaste, be good
Jeremiah Ortiz
Happy Jo Cox day lads
have a good one
Jaxson Taylor
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Jayden Gomez
People like to have others pay for things for them.
Camden Cook
I am Preusse's sex appeal
Zachary Lopez
Did you like, come up with that one all by yourself?
>Shariah May wants the government to control and regulate the internet >Tory boy nonces will defend this
Benjamin Garcia
They don`t seem like native, either trolls or actual momentum shills.
Lincoln Morales
WE NEED TO SECURE OUR RED, WHITE AND BLUE BREXIT
Jaxson Lewis
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Ryan Bell
Hmm, Brexit yes, about that...
Carter Wood
Big enough to be ridden by 5 people at once?
I'll take it.
Anthony Peterson
british empire
Jason White
>muh porn history You're not important enough for the government to give a fuck about whatever it is you look up online.
Isaiah Harris
Oddly enough I heard, or atleast think I heard music once not sure since I was pretty drunk at during this experience but out of everything it had to be this youtube.com/watch?v=FJJ8hWDXWGs
>feel immense pressure on chest almost making it impossible to breathe >song plays >Its what... >Hopeless... >Bite tongue... >Deep Breaths...
Jeremiah Hughes
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos
John White
Only ever ridden by tasteless middle-aged weirdos and disableds, and promptly discarded outside a local scrapyard when they come to their senses and realise how shit and unfulfilling it is.
Grayson Campbell
WHY IS EVERYTHING CHANGING SO RAPIDLY?
Nicholas Torres
I can't get over Corbyn's retarded stances on every part of the UK outside of Great Britain and the "commie BS" though. Not to mention defense. And yet it'll either be him or Tessie "Give me the fucking internet" May. This GE is a pile of wank.
Owen Parker
we Theresa/pol/ now
Jonathan Green
>CON: 47.2% (+9.4)
TANKS IN LABOUR'S BUNKER
Jackson Kelly
Can't teach about that in schools y'know
Jackson Lee
Who here /voting for the Lib Dems because they want the final say on Brexit/?
Isaac Sullivan
>t. subservient worm that doesn't even live here
Stop shilling for government overreach.
Jose Cruz
looks like my prediction is on course
Michael Richardson
REEEE communist revolution inc
Jordan Reyes
>20 Years of Tories ahead
Logan Powell
What prediction? Fill me in senpai.
Carter Robinson
>ridden by may, hammond and clarkson
Bet you've got no one famous under your belt.
Isaiah Reed
>I don't want government overreach >So I'm going to risk a literal fucking Marxist get into government
Owen Brown
jesus christ neomoot sort this website out, second time I had an image swap this week
