My next door neighbour came over for some drinks and told me she was a communist escort now. She was always a communist, her ex-boyfriend actually strangled her over it because I guess he really hates commies or something but the escort stuff was new.
Anyway, I almost got her to bang me for free because she asked how much I would pay her and I told her nothing because I could probably get it for free and she said she would never bang me for free, but I was able to talk her down to a hundred bucks plus she has to clean my apartment. Cleaning first, because I saw that episode of Seinfeld.
Anyway, yeah, you know, sometimes I think it would do this board good if they spoke to people outside their little box.Also I might have to teach her how she has to act with men because it's different than regular banging because most escort visiters are timid men so the woman has to be commanding. Unfortunately that would have to be a bit more of a practical lesson as opposed to theory so to speak.
Well, it definitely happened, but unfortunately there is no real way to verify it, even if you knew me in real life, both me and the girl could tell you it occurred but we would both be lying. Ultimately you have to choose if you believe it or not, but I think in the absence of any definitive answer, you may as well believe. At least that's what I do. I take the internet posts at face value unless there is a blatant contradiction. I could be getting fooled, but oh well. Makes for better discussion than bickering about lies.
>redditors with their highly intellectual skepticism of any form of belief
needless denial isn't intelligent. Is it that unbelievable to you that my neighbour lost her job and became an escort?
Hudson Nelson
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Jason Green
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Parker Perez
>communist escort wat? Redistributing sex for money sounds like a regular escort to me. > it would do this board good if they spoke to people outside their little box Yeah, no thanks. People seem pretty fucked up.
Jaxon Moore
I'm not drunk enough for this thread.
Tyler Diaz
She's a communist who is an escort, not a communist escort. So, I mean, I don't think I've ever met a commie who actually practices what he believes in a capitalist society. They still use capitalism they just want communism.
Christopher Martinez
Way easier to fix than the other way around. Right. Well, have fun with that.
Cooper Hall
have fun alone I guess
Ryan Morris
But I do.
Brandon Baker
She told me what you like. You're a little sickie aren't you? Disinfectant on the blinds, vacuuming the couch
Caleb Allen
WHAT BRINGS US TOGETHER THE CUNTERNATIONALE
THE RIDGE AND THE TEXTURE THE WARMTH OF EVERY BODY
Kevin Martin
you might have more fun with a gallery of random encounters.
how old are you? Ever been with a girl? Maybe when you have seen the world it's okay to hide from it like I try, but I think it's sad for people to turn eighteen and just hole up. Go out and see it first and then be a lonely hermit.
Aaron Hill
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Jace Bailey
Nah, I can read all about it here. Like just right now, I learned what communist escorts are and how they're not really communist. And I didn't have to deal with this cunt at all.
Mason Bennett
>some people watch let's plays and others play them
Ayden Perez
It makes sense when the game sucks and the commentary's pretty funny.
