Cricket

cricket is an Aryan sport, start watching cricket burgers

Soccer and Basketball are objectively more fun.

T. Paki who is forced into cricket culture by friends/family.

Yea nice nigger sports you got there

>nignogball
Really makes the neurons fire...

I watched Cricket with some South African guys at a bar in Nigeria once. They tried to explain it to me, but it didn't make a whole lot of sense. Any sport where it takes three screens of infographics to tell you the score is retarded.
>sticky wickets

Baseball is objectively better since the best pitchers are almost always white and there are zero Pajeets and Pakis involved in the game.

Fucking burger enjoy watching nig nogs jump in basketball while us aussies will watch sports for smart people

Pajeets and pakis are better than niggers but ok

Bring on the butthurt kiwis

only time i have seen cricket was when i bought some punjabi food

I don't really like any sports. My favorite televised competition in a bar happened in Tokyo. They had an Arma 3 tournament being broadcasted. That was pretty interesting. Rugby is fun to watch though. It's like football without the niggers or pads.

Day of the spider when?

When Australia raped moari land in the finals

Arma 3 SPORTS hahahahahahaha

Cricket, particularly test cricket, is about subtlety, delayed gratification. It's also relatively complex. Soccer is pretty much the opposite plus a lot of cheating. Basketball is similar for people above 6 1/2 feet.

>competition
What language do aborigines speak at home?

Instead of niggers there are Islanders

>final scores higher than basketball
>aryan

Apparently the deep south used to play cricket but it kinda died out after a while

They speak like a 1000 different languages all with no writing because their 1q is 50

Shit really?

You dont like numbers?

Big fat polynesians? Seems like an unfair advantage. At least they can't run as fast.
The deep south was entirely English with very little outside influence before the (((civil war))).

Thats why fuckng newzeland wins every time

What i was trying to say was best team is mostly full of whites and islanders only look huge somehow white men who play rugby outweigh them

Muscle weighs more than fat. Makes sense.
Why does NZ romanticize the savages they displaced? Their entire national identity is based on their idealized vision of island niggers living in mud huts before the white man arrived.

Because they have no culture without the savages they are pretty much Australians who fuck sheep

Cricket is an awesome game! I love test cricket.

Sounds about right. Wasn't everyone in the county an extra in the Lord of the Rings movies? So they have that going for them.

Shit they could have had a lotr culture going but they choose savages instead

GAS THE STRAYANS

saw this at the airport the other day. It's like an international advertisement for self-hating white people.

On the bright side at least they didnt have an identity to begin with unlike Sweden who is destroying itself

See that just makes me sad. Why are all of the former colonies imploding? You guys have the gun laws, but at least you send the refugees to camps. Canada has Trudeau, We are letting every Mexican in the world move here, NZ is obsessing over polynesians, SA is sad and lost. Now I'm depressed. I'm going to have a shitty domestic beer owned by South African Breweries to console myself.

We don't romanticize shit. They're 12% of the general population, and 50% of the prison population just like your niggers.
"our" child abuse epidemic. Polynesians.
"our" poverty. Polynesians.
Fuck them. They should have been eradicated.

Yeah I guess so, at least its better than B*seball.

Then why do you paint their stupid designs on your planes and want to change your flag to something without red white and blue?

>Aryan
Oh that is why India BTFOS the anglos so hard

blacks stopped playing baseball for the most part 20 years ago

Remember semi finals 2015?All the Indians in my area were crying then

What about all of the dominicans?

We want to change the flag? Our referendum said otherwise.

REEE WE ARE BETTER
OUR TEAM IS JUST NEW
FUCKING NAAN NIGGER

Why would you want to get rid of the union jack

>Watch NFL
>4 seven minute quarters
>Takes 3 and a half hours

Fuckin rakshas shut up after jayasurya your team has been shit we have a new team too we don't cry like you and don't say a word about naan we'll establish ram rajya once again island niggers
You remember the latest

>7 minute quarters
Guess how I know you didn't watch NFL?

Reminder /cric/ is the worst community on any board on Sup Forums

I'm white?

They're black but they're not niggers. At least most of them aren't.

If I didn't have eyes, I'd call you a Canadian.

I'm glad it didn't happen. I can't even imagine that coming up as a referendum here. I had no idea, I though you guys were still in the process of enriching your flag.
I don't watch that shit either. Fucking niggers.

baseball > cricket

>Implying Indian and Aussie are not part of the problem

Hockey is the only true white man sport

*test series

Hockey/Baseball master race

The one where Kohli got exposed and has never recovered from?

It's the perfect game for Americans to watch on tv. There's an ad after every over.

lol

The one you lost 3-1 and desu I don't follow cricket enough to have a comeback for that

I would unironically prefer if tv shows did a 30 second ad break every 5 minutes rather than a 5 minute ad break every 15

You clearly don't follow cricket considering India won 2 matches

BOOOOORING
what a shitty, boring game. Only a strayan deluded in being a brit would watch that shit

Yup I've never watched a complete cricket match

Cricket is more boring than golf. You have to wear a piece of plastic in your undies so if you get hit in the nuts it won't hurt. It's a fuckin yokels game.

>He's jealous people are rich enough to follow 2 sports in other countries.

I don't even mind wogball, but I hate the idea of my entire country only ever following one sport. Even the fucking Argies play a bit of rugby

Cuck! You Aussies had your arses handed to you in those matches last month.

We didn't want to. Our jewish prime minister was pushing it as his own pet project
No one here even wanted the referendum, let alone some gay new flag

You dodged a bullet my polynesian friend. Every goddamned flag looked like a tranny art project on tumblr.

cricket is gay. Now if you had said Rugby. There is a white mans sport

>no kiwi pepe flag

Sad pepe could've seen our nations symbol. We probably would've picked it just to spite our politicians.

Australia didn't play any cricket last month

It's hard to believe they had all those proposals and a fucking ^ symbol was the best design

Shit I remember those threads. Would have been fun.

Rugby Aryan, sport lol no wonder why all the abos and islanders play it

Then why have you currymunchers never won a test series in Australia?
>Pajeets BTFO

>BRA71LIAN """"culture"""

Because Australian pitches are all roads, and it makes them shit

...

Packies and Indians play retarded baseball. White men play hockey.

Stinky pajeets don't stand a chance when they play outside the subcontinent. Too reliant on dust bowl pitches.

dosnt even make sense sempie but I still laughed

end yourself with roids

>Aryan sport

Its actually an Anglo sport, the only countries that play it are our ex-colonies and slave states

This is an American site air, take your discussion about fag baseball elsewhere Fuck off we're full also ape hoop is objectively terrible

*sir

>what's volleyball

feelsbad that you prisoner descendants can't be decent even in the games your cuck jack masters teach you, losing even to poos

>what's volleyball?

Good question. I was under the impressive it was some genre of softcore porn.

the record for hitting six sixes in an over is by an Indian