Beautiful

beautiful.

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no she's not

So brave.

2 oceans.. what?

21st century goy story, when you finally find your soul mate after 20 partners and it's love because it hasn't even begun. Never stop searching goyim, that keeps the cash of marriage flow.

Probably another fake story.

amazing.

> even based Poseidon wants to kill that monstruosity

It's only illegal to be openly gay in public in Russia she didn't need to "escape"...

They'll be broken up in less than a week

>She then was kicked out of Canada
>Melanin levels not high enough, immigration officials said

cant tell if american education or bait

I literally can't even right nao

>illegal immigrant

Ahahah trudeau psyop

With a camera crew and reporters just magically awaiting her arrival

She will be raped by the somali of peace upon arrival.

Is that Roy Orbison?

Well that's a lie of I heard any, let's praise her!

Very fuel efficient boat. Or maybe she got (((help)))

Who the fuck owns a boat?
Rich cunt

I’ve read somewhere that if one arrives to the US by sea then they cannot deport them. This was motivation for one Russian guy to sail from Vladivostok to Alaska. He didn’t manage to do it in the end so I’ve never got to find out. Is this true or B/S?

Doesn't sound likely

>LESBIAN GOES SAILING AND IT'S LITERALLY EVERYTHING

How do I give this a thumbs up?

If she stole it, I'll be glad to take her boat back for her.
Also, houseboats are cheaper than land houses.

There was a myth back in the 80's that if you touched U.S. soil they couldn't deport you. Hence all the Cubans on rafts.

Pic related - They found out it was an urban legend the hard way.

I know right. What the fuck is the difference? However that guy was saying that there was some statutory clause and that he could chose to serve a moderate prison term (2 years?) and stay in the US.

explain

Sounds like a possibility (i.e. wishful thinking B/S from couch illegals on the Internet)

It's actually US policy for Cuban immigrants. That case was unique because the kid was supposed to be in the custody of his mom in Cuba.

Thank goodness for Canada.

Here's more information on the policy.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wet_feet,_dry_feet_policy

So, either she stole a boat, or she could afford a flight.

>escapes

Wasn't a myth it was real policy
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wet_feet,_dry_feet_policy

The German flag at the back of the boat gives it away. Whats more that vessel wouldn't survive calm weather in the deep sea let a lone a hurricane on land.

Big. Fuggin. Woop.

to be fair, she could live on her boat once she got over there.

It still is.

How the fuck does he keep doing it, that guy with the camera that is. Always happens to be in the right place right time, he must be a Turk because he can withstand a nuclear blast without even being rattled.

Gladly will do so dear Armenican.

See, we sail meisters, we ocean traversers, are aware of, we Ocean-Meisters, are aware of the presence of unidentified flying objects.

On top of that, there are many oceans in our fair blue ocean. There are the Atlatntic Ocean, the Mediterreanean Oshun, the Indian Ocean, the PAcifist Ocean, and so on and so forward.

THe fair young, virgin, modest, babe-of-a-chick lesbo babe, crossed TWO- one...TWO of these oceans.

NOW FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING RETARD, ARE YOU EVEN SERIOUS DUDE WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN THINK OF ACCOMPLISHING WITH YOUR PATHETIC, DIUSGUSTING NIGGER-TIER BULLSHIT, EH??? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING YOU LITTLE FUCKING RETARD HOW THE FUCK IN ALL FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH BEING A FUCKING RETARD FOREVER?? NEWS FUCKING FLASH FUCKER, YOU CAN'T! NOW GO IMMEDIATELY FUCK YOURSELF YOU PUTRID FUCKING IMBECILE OF A BITCH-RETARD!

1. Meister isn't an English word
2. We can cross of the Mediterranean and the Indian ocean. Explain how the dyke crossed both the pacific and Atlantic Ocean to get Canada from Russia.

why not just sacrifice canada, we can send them all lgbtq++, migrants, transgender, transracial, antifa etc.. they will have their own country, and the rest of the world lives at peace again

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pls stop being dumb on an anonymous image board where people make fun of us for being dumb

I only think this is the case if deportation means sending them back to an enemy of the nation.

Cubans escaping wouldn't be able to be deported without them being executed for treason.

Mexicans can be launched back using the catapults along the border because they will just serve jail time instead of being executed.

Good for her that she was able to flee from that devilish shit hole with her own yacht, what wait a minute...

Meh, was gonna keep drawing possible routes but I have better shit to do.

Also, keep in mind all routes would more than likely start from German docks, because she's flying a German flag.

Anyway, I hope I could help dear Brother. And whenever you wish, come visit me in Switzerland dear bro, I'll let you fuck my sister and use my laptop.

>Explain how the dyke crossed both the pacific and Atlantic Ocean to get Canada from Russia.
Are you serious?

That doesn't look like a northern ocean/sea. I call bs.

There has to be a better way to get out of Russia
Why not buy a plane ticket

Doesn't that just make her an illegal immigrant?

The only way this is possible is if she went through the Arctic ocean and to the Atlantic or Pacific Ocean. Probably Pacific. If she sailed in the summer, maybe the arctic ocean was sailable. Either way this is retarded. She had to have made stops along the way so the sailing itself would've been pointless as opposed to just going through Russia via land and then crossing the Bering strait and just hugging the Alaskan coast for a short while until you reach Canada. Even then there is a highway along that coast.
Also Russia doesn't do anything to gay people. She had complete freedom of movement so the entire endeavor would've been doubly retarded. Just fly to Vladivostok and bribe one of the ships there to smuggle you.
And best of all, lesbians are notorious for hating each other after a while in relationships and getting abusive. Not even worth it down the line.

People accepted into Canada are 99% non-white

She was the 1%

If it was illegal to be openly straight in your country, would you want to live there?

news prom parallel universe

why not just buy a plane ticket

The only whites allowed in are those who won't make babies.

yes. public displays of affection are disgusting

So you want the government to use guns to stop people from doing so because you don't like it?

>Mediterranean Ocean

>what is the Arctic Ocean

Yes

>Bering Strait
>Hurricane

Nice try.

You're entitled to your opinion user, but I don't want the government keeping people from doing things unless absolutely necessary

Huh.

I always thought it was a retarded myth made up by smugglers to get people to go rafting.

That's crazy.

I wish Sup Forums was around back then for that incident.

Prohibiting degenerate behavior is absolutely necessary

And her (((beloved one))) came out to be a russian agent.

Because airlines check your visa / immigration status.

Why would this change anything with respect to being allowed to stay after she boated to the US? Is there a US law that says "People on boats can stay here if theyve crossed two oceans"?

What’s the country in question? Reads like England to me…

She wouldn’t be able to board her flight without proper paperwork.

Would you consider hetero public displays of affection degenerate though? You said you were fine with using the government to enforce the prohibition of that.

Of course it's england

can all the gays and lesbo's just be shipped to canada like we used to ship criminals to Australia,

All displays of public affection not between child and parent are degenerate. Crucify those who offend public decency

>Lesbians
>Russia bad against lesbians

Ok

youtube.com/watch?v=8mGBaXPlri8

This shills don't get that the average IQ here is 120-140 and people outsmart them.

Also, based Florida said that all illegal latino immigrants supported by/living in Miami said that they would deport if they left Dade county

How do you figure?

>two oceans
what route did she choose?
and I'm sure Sweden is between Russia and Canada to be lesbian and save in

Because no one wants to see your shit in public. For the same reason that people who carry out phone calls on speakerphone in public should be crucified.

Of course, the thing they forgot to mention is that she is a rich faggot to have a boat. This basically means that she could have taken a plane any time and took a boat for dramatic effect.

But if even Poseidon couldn't kill her, does that mean she's stronger than the god of the sea? Is she the Dyke of Legend? The bringer of the end times?

bötöföl

fucking frog kys

Look where the civil rights movement got you

///sharp edge///

>Degenerate shitskin
Go back to SRS faggot you don't belong here

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Hawaii is Canada now?

>Degenerate freaks risk lives in order to be able to cum as much as they want and have everyone know about it.

maybe she's from far north
arctic>atlantic

All it proves is that poseidon is into lesbian porn.

>Rich women who threw a tantrum because her parents didn't approve of her wanting to throw her life away for some other lesbian she met on the internet, took her familys yatch and sailed across the ocean to have lesbian sex with a stranger

A Somali has already protein enriched her make believe lesbo lover. She loves the taste of low IQ African protein enrichment. There is no beautiful story here.

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turkey to vancouver thru the panama canal
dumb niggers need to reverse image search
>Elena wasn’t willing to hide the truth anymore
and of course the broad couldnt keep her mouth shut

Go and look at a map you fucking retard and try and construct a sea route from Russia to Canada that crosses two oceans, even a woman couldn't get that lost.

Well damn, if Sup Forums doesn't reward such effort and ambition, I don't want to be part of Sup Forums no more.

Cant you practically walk between Siberia and Canada.

would literally only affect disgusting normies.

The lady in the pic is from Portland Oregon, not the UK. She just took a trip.

Sup Forums never rewards something they don't like personally. If Sup Forumstards had a quarter of such efforts and ambitions, there would be the 4th Reich all over North America, Europe and Russia.