I give you,
Pizzagate: The Musical
I am planning to attach an image depicting some sort of plans for this musical, could be off off off off off off broadway.
>Trump knows, but it's obviously too systemic for him to do anything about without a large-scale plan
ah, note on the image... it's the best I could do at short notice, alright
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The Podestas are natural star characters. I hope everyone who reads this sentence realizes this. I mean... Come on, it's so obvious
I was actually thinking something like the main theme from Carmen, where it's like
John and Tony
and children's nuts
rounding them up in
Haitian huts
Warehouse in Hawaii
with barrels full of bleach
children getting raped by
Obama on the beach
I'm thinking, large descending hanging sculpture of the actual sculpture of the tortured boy in tony podesta's house.
Anyone in New York? You could make some money off of this.
I'm gonna keep on bumping this bad boy
or perhaps a graphic novel
see, the solution is not to be serious about it, because people will deny it.
Bump.
do you have a death wish
THE ANSWER MY FRIENDS
IS NOT INTERNATIONAL MILITARY LINKED TOGETHER ON A CIVILIAN LEVEL
IT IS IN FACT
GLOBAL THEATRE
hopefully someone in New York does
Are you threatening me based on some very obscure personal information of mine? Because it seems that's what you're doing.
Okay, I can threaten you too. You'll be dead within 20 minutes.
lol wut
sorry, i've been tripping balls all night. completely disregard that bro
That's great, i can pick up the tune so easily
no worries mate, take it easy on the psychoactives eh
i really should
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A good start
thanks I've been singing it to myself... That tune really lends itself to stuff... It started out with Sandy Hook but this is really so much better
Checked. I like your idea btw. We must be the jesters.
NO WAY THIS EXISTS
happening.tiff
let's get some FUNDING FOR THIS
Are you threatening me based on some very obscure personal information of mine? Because it seems that's what you're doing.
Okay, I can threaten you too. You'll be dead within 20 minutes.
I feel it. It's us or nobody, perhaps
damn it
Dubs, you know what to do OP
You copypasta.jpg now
I was bluffing the spooks, dude. I momentarily thought it was some sort of intelligence operative with personal knowledge of me, threatening to kill my family. But I know all that is mostly bluff, so I bluffed back because it's the 21st century and this is how we do it.
That was my thinking.
>watching pasta in the making
FUCK
>be me
>be CIA
>threatened covert theater operative
>20 minutes pass
>be dead
>make this post
I will keep bumping with ideas. Maybe we could sell small promotional hand made action figures where a Podesta fits into a young boy's bum hole...
I mean, if you Australians want to make these action figures, I could set up a store on Etsy, it might get taken down though
god damn it dude
top kek, I am in tears
hmm, what about if we released the musical as an album? we already have one track. It could be like Dark Side of the Moon, sort of tells a story.
I'm attaching a picture of somebody we could maybe get to sing every single number.
Brilliant
If names were changed he might just do it. He browses some boards.
I dont get it. I'm supposed to be the degenerate pervert and we fags never see this stuff.
Why do straights suddenly have a big pedo problem, or so this story seems to imply.
tbqh, if such things exist like this pedo ring, it must be a rich person problem. You would have to despise your own humanity to have the mental endurance to form such things.
The only pedos I ever hear about are dirty old homeless looking people and the occassional school teacher. When did this become a business. Im just not sure I believe it. And if it does exist and theres evidence, why are these people being dragged into the street and shot.
It just doesnt add up to me. Im not saying its not true, Im just saying that it leaves a lot of questions.
ohhhhhhhhh fuckkkkk
sort of an awkward image you attached there, wouldn't happen to be some kind of pedo dog whistle, would it? while you promulgate the line that all of you have agreed will divert this?
Anal plug will have vibrate funtion
It was just an image in a folder. The only thought I gave it was polgbt. I dont really understand what youre saying/implying.
THAT'S FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!
>vibrating John Podesta bobblehead butt plugs
>crowdfunding
You see, any out of place childlike imagery is used by pedophiles to signal other pedophiles. As a student of human consciousness I have gradually come to understand this. And although not all gays are pedophiles, they employ a similar signalling system, and their world simply does connect directly into the world of pedophilia.
This literally happened to me the other day, because I'm sort of a nut I carry a very small blue rhino in my pocket. I got it at some world goods store and it's like just one of those things. Recently I got patted down by a police officer who found this thing and put it back in my pocket.
THE NEXT fucking day. This cop calls me over and straight up hits on me. And I realized that it's because of that small object. Beads, the type of things Podesta and the Clintons wear. What it comes down to is out of place childish iconography.
There is actually a vast global pedophile consciousness that moves freely among us, because we are so far removed from it. When you see it, you cannot unsee. And although again, not all fags are pedophiles, the fags are inseparable from it.
Through pop cultural media we could literally tear the veil from this pervasive entity in a blinding stroke.
Aaaaaaaand I sense a distinct alien presence weighing down this thread, almost like some sort of cyber pedophile is holding a pillow over its face.
I will in fact be staying here and using my true, as heretofore unrevealed powahs to fight this force. You see, I am hear today because I was banned from /x/ for trying to summon spooky titties in the name of the Lord.
I am a deep student of memeology, and by the power vested in me, I will use frog spells to defend this thread.
But what would the blue rhino signify? Just 'cos it was small or what?
Oh. Well, I dont associate kids with sex, if thats what you mean. I assume whoever made it was playing on the cartoonish youthful nature of the meme. I hadn't thought of it as iconography. I dont know why so much of this site focuses on images of kids in anime like that creepy 'awoo' thing Trumpgen is always on about.
Ive bitched about the 'pedo lol' culture on this site for years but no one listens. Look at these 404 pages still being used.
I think its disgusting because its a direct reference to pedos as a joke, but it is normalized here I guess.
:/
Also, I have to confess idk wat a blue rhino means. I can look it up tho
Because it's a small, childish toy. It took me a long ass time to figure this out. It has to do with evoking childishness in a subtle way, sort of like a perverted clown. Small trinkets carried by an adult man.
Kekspeed to you brother
In my model, the remaining number of homosexuals who are not pedophiles, are emotionally and mentally retarded, psychologically disturbed and in an advanced state of denial. That way they are not able to perceive how their entire community actually really revolves around pederasty. As evidenced by this man:
I watched a doco the other day discussing how they uses cartoons and shit to normalise it. I was skeptical because I don't think that playing videogames or watching horror movies turns you into a murderer so how could I say that cartoons or pornography encourages deviant behaviour but the main researcher makes some very good points.
checked. and also with you, and may his light shine upon you.
Also ignore the title. It's not about gays but about Kinsey and pedophiles
What is bothersome to me is that the pedo aspect of fags is openly institutionalized. There is a lot of historical revisionist bullshit about fags and pedos on both sides. For example, it is true that there was male pederasty in ancient Greece, but it was most often between similar aged teens. Men in Sparta didnt get married unitl they were 25, but brides began at 15. Athenians had laws explicitly forbiding older men being with teens. Homosex was more of a tolerated phase than a 'lifestyle' and everyone was expected to have normal families. You were expected to grow out of it. Further, anal sodomy was a violation that you only committed upon slaves and prisoners of war.
The ancient world would have hung todays 'gay culture' in a heartbeat.
It is true though that classically institutional homosex culture was an idealization of male youth from about age 16 to about 25, not just males generally.
I just see the history perverted and see the social garbage we have today as normal and its upsetting. Like Jews, we go through generational culls every now and then, and its natural and normal for that to happen. Homosex is sort of like prostitution, cultural junk food. Its not meant to be indulged constantly.
Oddly, the Islamic world has a pretty good handle on it when it isnt going from the extreme of baka boys to mass beheadings.
The Christians were doing just fine with it for centuries and had a similar DADT policy until the Jews started attacking the whole Catholic church as pedos while hiding their own perverts.
Sorry for ranting. Its just upsetting getting dragged into these issues.
Interesting you bring up cartoons, I agree they are a huge factor. What I note is that in collaborative media, such as cartoons, television shows, et cetera, where they are written and devised by a committee, it creeps in.
What I find most profoundly disturbing is how they consciously infiltrate any and all groups while networking with each other and influencing the whole.
It's like they're a hive mind bound by a sort of universal dark secret. A universal blackmail.
Do you or do you not, as a community of homosexuals, knowingly harbor pedophiles?
I completely agree. They place themselves everywhere.
>Homosex is sort of like prostitution, cultural junk food. Its not meant to be indulged constantly.
You're gay but only sometimes?
Well, I know its the wrong place to say it, but I never trusted all this japanime stuff anyways. It feels like some creepy cultural subversion
Maybe, but it works both ways. There are natural reasons straight males prefer younger women, but society demands morals and laws to function so they have the sense to draw a line.
For example, I think maybe you have a scotoma towards how much children are sexualized in modern culture. It took me years to understand what exactly straights meant with the phrase "who's your daddy".
A fag like me was sensitive growing up to how many Disney movies depicted children as couples, the daring kiss and so on. I didnt understand it but I noticed it and it seemed weird.
Then theres Donnie Darko crap like pic related.
Anyways the point I was trying to make earlier is that idk how much actual kiddie diddiling goes on among fags. I think its probably more of an older fag thing; young fags have no use for it.
A bigger threat from fags I think are the politically organized ones which look like a cult to me that try to normalize it among kids. I do understand there is a legitimate reason to want to prevent suicide in 'gay youth', but the idea of 'gay youth' is itself a malformed premise.
Often among the progressives, there are people who are insane with good intentions, but are detrimental to society nonetheless.
I just think things go better when people are allowed to be people and sex isn't blared out in open discussion. Homosex was better managed when it 'dared not speak its name' and for damn good reason. I think straights could use a little less sex fascination in their culture also.
Modern gay culture isnt culture anymore. Its political commercialized shit. This is just a fact and woe to any fag who doesnt see it.
It's like, if they have a universal blackmail on one another which is shortly and quickly recognized, even unto something as subtle as body language, they instantly form networks wherever they go.
I honestly do not know what the solution is, but the only thing I can think of, besides implemented some sort of fascistic screening process on society, is a policy of declaring them outlawed.
As in, they are no longer protected by the law. If you can kill one of them and produce evidence that it was one of them, that would be it. After the fact. Because if the organizations that are designed to stop them are vulnerable to their influence, we can't rely on those organizations.
It would have to be sort of a large scale change in the law.
Man, you're straight up defending pedophilia. You're just absolutely demonstrating what I said about every single one of you who's not a practicing pedophile still doing everything they can to harbor and rationalize it.
What it comes down to is that that is morally wrong. If you know about it and don't intervene because you don't care, you're a piece of shit. I don't know if that's a foreign concept to you.
>As in, they are no longer protected by the law. If you can kill one of them and produce evidence that it was one of them, that would be it. After the fact.
That would quickly be turned on you and me. We would be eliminated with evidence produced after the fact.
ah yes. you're absolutely right...
we're fucked man what do we do?!?! seriously!
Well, thats sort of like finding a spokesperson for the 'black community'. Its an abstract, Im not sure it exists.
I dont think homos as a omnipresent group give much thought to pedos. But there are sub-groups. I imagine some cliques do. There is a statistical certainty that some must.
Like I said, there is an aspect of youth worship in classic homosex culture because young males exhibit the ideals of manhood, but that doesnt extend to children. Sexualizing children is not the same as idealizing what may or may not be an illegal minor from society to the next. I have no idea what the AOC is in any given state, but I know the US had fairly low ones until the last century. Child marriages weren't uncommon. But those were children in the teen sense, not toddlers of course.
I'm a fag. I dont like the political connotations with the term gay. I think fags is a much more socially honest term.
I believe straights and gays are made, not born. I come from a low economic caste. My personal history substantiates a passive relationship with males. I just happen to live in an age where people like me aren't culled.
Thats putting it neatly. I dont want to be crude. Non breeding males navigate society in ways that usually have some sort of social utitlity. Unfortunately, this time and place isnt one of them. Our society is still sick with this egalitarian nonsense. Fags are walking around honestly thinking we are equal in social value as breeding males. Being inferior is not a judgement of personal worth, its just an hierarchy, and natural. Egalitarianism destroys that natural role, usually as servants/slave class or front line soldiers.
We have herds of homos running around with no sense of social purpose. Being able to cut hair or arrange flowers is not what we were meant for.
I guess it goes back to the musical. Maybe in this case, the only solution is to actually "raise awareness". How fucking ironic.
I wasnt supporting pedophilia at all. I am simply remarking on the eternal nature of heterosexual society finding ways to normalize sexualizing youth. If the shoe fits, wear it.
And now you've ended the discussion with insults.
Physician, heal thyself.
Good day.
Good riddance
You've just said a lot, but all I've noticed is that you acknowledge the presence of pedophilia among your "community", that is, people you know, and you don't really seem that concerned about it. Maybe another part of the solution is teaching homosexuals how to man up in some way. I don't know, it wouldn't be my purview.
Yes, raise awareness. Don't be bullied by people into acting like this isn't a problem in the world. And stay ever vigilant in your personal life.
I guess you're right. Just fight the good fight it is
There was an user or two that produced great rhymes in the early pizzagate threads. We could turn those into song lyrics.
Or comic books
hahaha I think I remember one about him creeping around the tunnels. you're right, we actually should do this. I mean keep this thread alive, get some anons to record, we could probably have the fucking album before too long, and the musical, the movie, etc. soon to follow...
>Pedophilia is systemic
>requires a systemic solution
no, what we need to do is trash the system.
Let's do this. Any anons have some lyrics to add or remember from the old threads?
Hmmm... the thing is, I'm not an expert on pizzagate but I have enough ambient references for it that I could write some silly lyrics. I mean we could really fucking ham it up, make it real, but also really retarded. Because we're the jesters, right? Truth to power, etc.
Like including real content but just making them as horrific as possible.
And we could get anons from Sup Forums to perform them. Assuming they also play music as well as discuss it, I haven't really been to that board.
The cast would have to be all nig, they would have to be dancing and rapping the whole time, and lastly the tickets would have to be 10 grand a piece.
Yes, the more absurd or disguised the better. Otherwise it would be quashed quick smart. I've never been on Sup Forums but I'm sure there are some good guys there.
So how about this.
The album is a model for the musical, so we have ten songs, and it's the journey of a young woman who goes to work at Comet Pizza, and she gets led down into a labyrinthine sort of Dante's Inferno.
1. Pizza Gate -- scene, she exits the vast hellish front gates of comet pizza, singing a summary/theme of Pizzagate. The entire subsequent musical is a flashback of her journey of discovery.
Hey that's pretty interesting. If we went with the Inferno style, who would be her guide?
Someone who spoke out against or talked of this stuff in the past.
2. First Day On The Job
musical summary of how the entire democrat party, united nations and global elite look on the surface, and how inspiring their positive goals for humanity are. sung by naive young liberal woman as she goes to work for her first day at Comet Pizza.
Seth Rich!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't know how to efficiently search the archive for those poems. Only found pic related so far.
lmao. That's good, but I feel like I might be able to do a bit better than that. I'm doing the layout first. The guide thing is really important. I feel like it shouldn't be Seth Rich though. Or what do you think?
I want to complete the track list first
Then we can do lyrics
and with the concepts, and the lyrics to each song, at that point I absolutely guarantee someone will perform it.
and maybe we could get Shatner to do one of them.
Ok good thinking. Outline first. I think you're right about not being Seth Rich. That would put red flags on us immediately. Someone from further back in time as Virgil was to Dante.
So this is how the mighty keyboard warriors combat the trafficking of children for sexual enslavement:
HURR DURR LETS MAKE SOME FUNNY SONGS
And we wonder why Western civilization is circling the drain.
Broadway musicals. What a bunch of bald-faced faggots. I guess kids getting raped would instinctively seem like fuel for comedy to you types.
You don't understand. This is the whole solution. You really, really don't understand. This is *the* whole solution.
You're free to approach this from a different angle user. No one is stopping you from going rambo.
Wait... wait.
Let's take a step back and make the character non-literal. Let's make it William Shatner.
Kek, he would get a kick out of that
Mmmm, the post numbers inverted and du bs. Kek wills it.
>Kek
C H E C K E D
it must be so
Ummmm, plus the date
Okay so, as we've hit a milestone, I'd like to point out that we are being technologically oppressed in some way by our pedophile overlords. Our thread is likely being made invisible to most of the people throughout the world who are viewing Sup Forums right now.
Someone explained it to me once, it's some bullshit with Cloudflare, but basically yeah. So in order to combat this, I invoke the raw power of Pepe.
o shit he's here
KEK I BESEECH THEE
MAKE OUR THREAD VISIBLE
THAT THOU MAYEST BE HEARD AND OUR RARE MUSIC ALBUM MAY SERVE THY GRACES
PEPE POWER