Brit/pol/: Bruv edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=DPShqXDLIr4

>2 days left to register to vote
gov.uk/register-to-vote

>One in four Labour voters back a split if party loses election
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/20/exclusive-telegraph-orb-poll-one-four-labour-voters-back-split/

>Lord Sugar says he will vote for Tories in the General Election
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4525058/Lord-Sugar-says-vote-Theresa-May.html

>Cigarettes sold in plain green packs under new rules
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39984887

>Corbyn restates commitment to Trident after Thornberry casts it into doubt
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/20/jeremy-corbyn-labour-trident-emily-thornberry-remarks

>Indian UKIP candidate suspended for racist tweets
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/20/ukip-candidate-suspended-for-sending-racist-tweets

>Pippa Middleton marries James Matthews
theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/may/20/pippa-middleton-marries-james-matthews

>Conservative and Unionist Party Manifesto:
conservatives.com/manifesto

>Labour Party Manifesto:
labour.org.uk/index.php/manifesto2017

>Liberal Democrat Manifesto:
libdems.org.uk/manifesto

Other urls found in this thread:

theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/21/boris-johnson-wrongly-claims-350m-nhs-promise-is-in-manifesto
youtube.com/watch?v=T2t2AoZW5CQ
youtube.com/watch?v=sdObncC8FUo&t=1s
youtube.com/watch?v=1XMJdKqOFfw
youtube.com/watch?v=mFuxq_J1VuA
bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-39927255
youtube.com/watch?v=-MC-O6N9VdE&t=29s
youtube.com/watch?v=MNr0lwSxUhE
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-autistic_economics
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Last time I made a thread I got a lot of grief, but to all you newfags here, I'm actually a pretty well respected member of brit/pol/..

I've been posting quality content such as pictures, links, and I've even been creating new threads at the 300 post bump limit since I started coming to Sup Forums after the 2016 election.

So before you try to shun me as a newfag, remember that:
a) I'm already recognized as a quality poster by the older anons like "YKTD," "Crumpet," and "Tunnocks Teacake poster"
b) we accept all tenured individuals in /ptg/
and
c) Brexit wouldn't have been possible without Trump and most people here have already decided on the fact about two months ago

This one was first:

theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/21/boris-johnson-wrongly-claims-350m-nhs-promise-is-in-manifesto

Thoughts? Tories can only keep fucking up now and losing their lead.

well now you're recognized as a faggot. go back to redshit and get up-yur-ass voted

t. thread splitter

Fuck you faggot I was first

Bump

Bumping

t. faggot

Reeeeeeee fuck off Boro

Where is his episode 9?

Come on then lads who won?

youtube.com/watch?v=T2t2AoZW5CQ

VS

youtube.com/watch?v=sdObncC8FUo&t=1s

Lads, will the court believe me when I say Ami was born in 1978?

This is embarrassing

It hurts my soul

Germany calling, Germany calling...

If you had to choose between Labour or Lib Dem?

Heath Ledger was a fag

h-how did you get this number?

The company that produces eyebrow pencils

The nogs that got free rimjobs to produce this crap

>this is the type of scum people join the army to defend

why

>who won?
jews
no, seriously - both those girls are promoted by "entertainment" industry jews

A WHOLE BOX FILLED WITH MUNCH - A 'MUNCHY BOX', IF YOU WILL

That looks DISGUSTING!

lmao you're just a shariablue shill, the Tories are fucking BASED!

Welcome to nu-Britain
The home of Paki shopkeepers called bossman and rapping nignogs who love Nike shoes and chicken

Suicide?

What is the sugar for

They're both ugly little 14 year olds with faces plastered with makeup.

>Not knowing who /ourguy/ Jack Wilkinson is
It's by chavs , for chavs. No Jewish conspiracy here, such eternal SHAME for people living in Blackpool knowing that this is what there town is now most commonly known for

I genuinely think they're doing it on purpose to get it all out the way before the days prior to the election

>he doesn't like rimjobs
Feels good man
Come on man I'm fucking dying here

portion of doner meat with sriracha sauce

how come /r/ukpolitics goes to shit during elections? it's usually pretty decent otherwise

>he doesn't delicately season his munch with a pound of sugar

>2017
>not supporting your local fast food business by ordering a munchy box today
>only a tenner

millie b

People who only pay attention to politics when elections are on come in. These sort of people skew towards leftism and faggotry

same reason /britpol/ has gone to shit. influx of leddit cancer

Is it true that 30 grand is considered a good salary in Britain?

What happened to the Anglo-Saxon people?

It's a decent amount above average.

>No Jewish conspiracy

The videos have 10's of millions of view, you fucking retard.

A video rarely gets a million views if the people at YouTube don't want it to.

They probably put this on the fucking homepage

It's fucking sad (yes)

Depends where you live, and the hours, but it won't be good, only average

If you put a puppy with cats all it's life it will act like a cat.

>The owners of a kebab shop which sold food contaminated with human faeces have been ordered to pay compensation to customers who became ill.
Just what is in your munchy box, Pajeet?
Fuck That!!!!!

This fat cunt is literally - LITERALLY - sucking sweaty Saudi bollocks live on camera right now:

youtube.com/watch?v=1XMJdKqOFfw

My fucking sides.

>muh 28D chess crossed with Mouse Trap crossed with Screwball Scramble MAGA

You wasted your empire fighting the aryan. Was is worth it?

In London no, elsewhere it is a decent amount.

Pic related is me and me munchy box when I went to Scotland last summer

Grow up, cuckboy

Reminder curry is the national dish of England

Modern British culture at it's best loooooooool, love it xx

>he leaves the top on the maze in Screwball Scramble

We invented curries 2bh.

Tikka masala, aye that were us.

what if the tories are doing stupid shit like fox hunting and internet censorship because they don't want to win and have to do brexit

stay woke lads

>Not realising the House of Saud is a containment government

that kid is adorable
Is he still making those youtube videos?

also what the hell is up with you guys trying to make a scary internet

>your empire
I'm of German stock but regardless, no. It wasn't worth the war between kinsmen.

that's a portion for 1 person?

>kid
he is 35

>that union flag

>he thought trump would stand up against his saudi/israelite masters

The only people who support this retard now are t_d retards and poor rural voters who don't follow the news that much. It's now, thankfully, not the norm to be called a shill when you point out his glaring failures, unless you're in /ptg/, which is basically a leddit colony so who cares what they think.
Remember when everyone deluded themselves thinking he was the saviour of the white race? kek

They get the views because it's by chavs, for chavs, and the chavs of Blackpool love it. These 'send' videos may look like jokes, but you have real fights between people as a result of them. You also have the entirety of the British commentary community coming to look at it to laugh at, and make videos on. Finally there's the views that come from niggers that make 'real rap' and 'real sends, this shit is shit f.am', so there's no conspiracy. Look at the subscriber count, this channel has been going for a good few years now.

>implying we aren't in distress

You are wrong. I like BBC films more than Hollywood movies.

It's a will will will willy-poooooost

WILLY
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It's not that it's just wrong, the red cross never completely covers the white cross.

We need a resurgence in English traditional music rather than this piff:

youtube.com/watch?v=mFuxq_J1VuA

Yes, as a starting salary. No if you've got 5+ years in that industry.

>I like BBC

Dropped

>The struggles of war babies fathered by black GIs - bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-39927255

>WE WUZ CURRY KANGZ

you better not come my endz

less you reppin lib dems

Beating a dead horse.

I reckon that might be true. They could of had the safest manifesto ever and just smashed this election with 100+ majority.

LBC has been pretty much constant "they've lost my vote" calls since the manifesto dropped

Had a wank in my back garden lads

If anyone was looking it's tough shit, my land my cock

Nobody won, in no conceivable situation could a 'winner' be described in this country, everybody everywhere lost.

youtube.com/watch?v=-MC-O6N9VdE&t=29s

It's a small design, they're limited in what they could do. The Union flag is misleadingly complex

>legalise gay marriage
>keep immigration going so they can have cheap romanian nannies for their little hugos and humphreys
FUCKING BASED

I like drama TV series made by BBC and I like BBC Radio 4. I'm not talking about their whole political agenda.

You're wrong, The United Sta-... YouTube won

It's obvious they believe they'll win so they look at it as a once-in-a-generation chance to do whatever the fuck they want.

If they were truly self-destructive they would just cross Murdoch and promise Leveson 2.

I prefer Soph Aspin, but I think Millie B got the better of her there

Autism Minister when?

Start buying Tums.

Reminder that if you were enough of an extrovert chav LAD you could have either of those wonderful british flowers nosh you off

love mummy

cant help it

wanna die

lots of people where I live cannot bring themselves to vote for them anymore. they've cut public services to the bare bone and people don't like it.most people just vote for them to stop nigs coming in.

youtube.com/watch?v=MNr0lwSxUhE

>Unironically preferring any of them

Is this, dare I say, /OurEconomics/?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-autistic_economics

That's literally double what you'd get on a 40 hour week on minimum wage.

NEETS in this thread trying to promote the faggy Lib Dems and Labour cucks, pls kys

>a once-in-a-generation chance to do whatever the fuck they want

Basically this. Fox hunting isn't a vote winner, it's a free gift for their core vote.

>The origin of the dish is disputed.
>Rahul Verma, a food critic who writes for The Hindu, said he first tasted the dish in 1971 and that its origins were in the Punjab. He said "Its basically a Punjabi dish not more than 40-50 years old and must be an accidental discovery which has had periodical improvisations".
>Another explanation is that it originated in an Indian restaurant in Glasgow, Scotland,but probably from the British Bangladeshi community which ran most Indian restaurants in the United Kingdom.
>A specific version of the British explanation recounts how a Pakistani chef, Ali Ahmed Aslam, proprietor of the Shish Mahal restaurant in the west end of Glasgow, invented chicken tikka masala by improvising a sauce made from yogurt, cream, and spices.
Aye, that was us alright. Picture related.

I bet it was over pictures of Charlie Dimmock you dirty bastard Tommy