Original thread Premise: the journey of a young woman who goes to work at Comet Pizza, but it's like Dante's Inferno, and she is guided by William Shatner, who will assist us.
Outline:
1. Pizza Gate-- scene, she exits the vast hellish front gates of comet pizza, singing a summary/theme of Pizzagate. The entire subsequent musical is a flashback of her journey of discovery.
2. First Day On The Job-- musical summary of how the entire democrat party, united nations and global elite look on the surface, and how inspiring their positive goals for humanity are. sung by naive young liberal woman as she goes to work for her first day at Comet Pizza.
3. Suspicion-- the girl notices that the chicken wings/sauces are unusual and funny tasting. We make some humorous dichotomies between children going missing in the restaurant and customer complaints about the food.
4. Shatner appears, playing the spirit of a dead child which sings her the tragedy of its life, and offers to show her the real truth in the basement below Comet Pizza
5. The Basement this is the real doorbuster song
6. choosing the kids and abductions
7. abuse
8. rape
9. torture
10. murder
11. cannibalism
12. satanic fantasy-- this gives exposition on the satanic fantasy of spiritual power and longevity that these people get from these practices
13. Denouement, the young woman rejects their offer of eternal life by joining their global cabal and escapes. Returns back to Pizzagate Theme Song.
This was on that wordpress article. Any of you know anything about this?
I'm still reading and trying to sort through it trying to learn the lingo.
Owen Hall
Damn, didn't even realise. Du bs followed by trips. Kek absolutely wills this.
Benjamin Hughes
Why does the link look strange?
Jaxon Ross
I wasnt sure which blogs get flagged for spam here.
"Comet Pizza is located across the street from Beyond Borders, which explains on its website it works to “end child slavery and violence against girls” in Haiti. Haiti is well documented as one of the Clinton Foundation’s major countries of focus. Update 02/06: Clinton Foundation announces it is cutting all programs in Haiti, only two days before a major anti-human trafficking sting takes place on the island, as reported by Haiti Sentinel."
Yep, there was a similar occurrence when funding for the foundation was dramatically reduced from Norway. Massive pedo bust something like a week or less later.
Try posting the regular link and see if it flags for spam or not.
Owen Miller
perfect. like with lots of props and stuff, really campy, things hanging from the ceiling, etc. people will love it.
Daniel Hill
co-starring mel gibson? i would throw all my money at this project. which would be like 5 bucks
Evan Ramirez
Or I get auto banned. Just search the excerpt through Google and it should show up, or reverse search the images
Andrew Ross
lel I love that pic
Angel Parker
Ok fair enough
Samuel Foster
Daily reminder that convicted child trafficker Laura Silsby, who was caught stealing 33 children from a Haitian orphanage, and on whose behalf Secretary of State Hillary Clinton intervened, is connected to James Alefantis and David Brock through the lawyer who handled their $850,000 blackmail case, Max Maccoby, who sits on the board of directors of an orphanage called "Friends of the Orphans".
According to Silsbys own lawyer Jorge Puello, who is also a convicted child trafficker, the orphanage which Silsby abducted children from was named "Friends of the Orphans of Haiti".
I could totally see the Podestas doing a merry duet naked (well the actors would be in those beige suits) as they prance around in baby blood and body parts
Samuel Reed
Something like this near the end where it rams home that this is still happening everywhere.
Be warned, it has some pretty awful images of stuff they found, the more I read.
I didn't know the half of it apparently.
Alexander Morgan
wat
Daniel Garcia
I just found the wordpress site. Will take a look. There is also a wiki but it doesn't have a https option, only http, so am weary of linking it here.
Owen Morgan
Yeah, that would be good for the Satanic Fantasy bit. Like a united song by everyone from all over the world who does this, controlling members of every government, the UN, the royal family, Soros, etc.
Talking about their blood transfusions and dreams of becoming immortals who enslave the populace
Benjamin Green
damn it *wary
Carter Jackson
Whatever. You are as paranoid as the average kiddie fucker, so it makes sense. Time to confess
Actually, I'm collecting IPs from the link
So far I have:
"Elyria, Ohio" - 66.61.41.51
Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1; WOW64; rv:53.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/53.0 - Time Warner Cable
"Pompano Beach" - 99.33.196.224
Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10_12_4) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/58.0.3029.96 Safari/537.36 - AT&T Internet Services
Because I know that gay little nerds like you who sit around and obsess on kiddie fuckers are like the same sick weirdos that volunteer (for free) to pose as kids and chat with perverts all day.
You think you aren't obvious, but you are. Its one thing for LEO to take an interest in stopping kiddie fuckers.
When a bunch of nerds on Sup Forums get together to yak about pedos for lulz, you can bet their hard drive is full of kiddie porn.
The Oz fags pedo paranoia survived him another day. Maybe next time, faggo.
The rest of you pedofags: Enjoy your vanning you sick little shits.
Carter Ramirez
With this pathetic sad tone to the music to emphasise their delusions.
Charles Rogers
Ok the real question is.
What genre of music is this gonna be?
I suggest prog rock
Thomas Thomas
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Jackson Garcia
...
Lincoln Murphy
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John Allen
And this, gentlemen, is why you should always remain vigilant.
Aiden Rodriguez
I don't know man, I'm not sure how researching Pizzagate incriminates us as pedophiles...
Charles Lee
Ah fuck I can feel it. This is going to happen.
The LOGISTICS are so important to get right. Obviously this would be crowdfunded in some way? We need to also somehow crowd-selct from a pool of directors.
Let's do this.
Jackson Gray
but I don't know how to computer. now everyone knows I live in Ohio...
Can we have cameos from prominent purveyors of this type of pizza, as ghosts from the past?
>In the style of a British musical number.
Nolan Reyes
We can produce a great deal of input here. If it comes together and starts taking off then anons will naturally start polishing.
Hunter Lopez
talk to this guy
according to him you have nothing to worry about
Except you do. Because you clearly are.
You made my case for me pretty well. Fuck off back to koala island kiddie fucker
It doesnt. But I knew I would snag one 'protesting too much'. Shame its not the Ozfag.
Justin Scott
Why not focus on pedogate rather than pizzagate?
Alexander Gomez
exactly. yes. this. it would have to be crowdfunded at a site that wouldn't take it down. and yeah, what you said. I think Sup Forums can actually do this... I can taste it too
Robert Morgan
You're ip is unlikely to be static anyway. In future, don't click on any links that you aren't sure of exactly where they are taking you.
Sebastian Gomez
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Mason Price
>shills tried to shit on Pizzagate once more to make sure it was considered "fake news" by Sup Forums >instead, Sup Forums remembers pizzagate and start acting accordingly
thanks
Matthew Baker
Couldn't be any more obvious. Suddenly the warrior against kiddie porn is afraid of his IP being discovered.
What a coincidence. Christ, is there anyone on that shit pit of an island that isnt a pervert.
Jonathan Gutierrez
I'm not sure how saying I haven't been incriminated as a pedophile incriminates me as a pedophile...
man, this really proves your point about not just randomly targeting everyone anyone thinks is a pedophile, which is what I wanted to do earlier. I'm so glad we're doing the musical instead
Gavin Myers
Sorry pedo, there's no such thing as "protesting child abuse too much".
They will try anything, like sending emails with attachments etc.
We are the jesters, that's the only way I can see this working.
Nathan Ross
Okay, thanks I'll keep that in mind
Justin Cruz
No worries.
Jaxson Turner
i still have no idea what's happening in this thread but...
"thou dost protest too much" is what dumb liberal women from reddit believe is a legitimate argument. all it does is aid and abet evil, and is a reverse psychology way of saying that THEY'RE the ones who are into it.
women don't give a flying shit about evil and degeneracy. it's all virtue signalling.
Jackson Baker
You're misunderstanding the post. I was saying it doesnt and that the Ozpedo should talk to you if he wasnt so worried.
It doesnt incriminate you. But it sure flushed out the paranoia of the Ozpedo.
When a bunch of fags on Sup Forums decide they are going to 'fight pedos' by making a lulzy musical, you have found the nerd heart of faggotry.
This is their idea of action. Its allows them to try to be funny and be social while discussing kiddie sex to feel each other out. Its like closet cases that never stfu about faggotry. No different than foxes volunteering to guard the hen house.
You are literally on site where Pedo bear is an icon popularized by a weaboo with the initials CP whose site logo bears a resemblance to a kiddie fucker group.
And think you could ever be taken seriously in society.
Sure, go mainstream with your 'musical about pedos' and see how long you can dodge the cops, you pathetic geeks.
David Edwards
what a lonely shill
Colton Myers
>We are the jesters This. I was thinking about it earlier; society is so large, so fragmented, and so unwieldly, simply parsing out "facts" doesn't change things. That might work in a community of, say, 250, but it doesn't work on this scale.
The only way to do this is (drumroll) memetics. We embrace the absurd to spread our message. We influence the id.
I think a lot of us are past the point of being "horrified" at the shit going on. I find it unironically hilarious that John Podesta is working at the wall street journal. It's also pretty funny that a sizeable portion of our leaders are Moloch worshiping pedophiles.
Yeah, I'm just going to have to not give a fuck and keep doing this. That's the role we play. I'll try not to get somehow entrapped into clicking weird shit, intimidated, framed, killed, etc.
You try too
Brody Stewart
Yeah same. I've been following pizzagate since it kicked off, and obviously I'm horribly addicted to Sup Forums, and all of a sudden it's a musical or something? What is this?
Noah Cook
Wow, fat nerds fap to manga lolis. You sure discovered hot water m8
Meanwhile, THIS is what happens in the real world.
And you're mad becuase people are fighting it. You fucking poor-ass pedo.
Ian Cruz
What a bunch of fags. Apparently my other link on this faggot fucking kiddie diddler "musical" is still picking up hits.
"Canada, Chatham" - 64.66.231.103
Mozilla/5.0 (BB10; Touch) AppleWebKit/537.35+ (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/10.3.3.2205 Mobile Safari/537.35+ - Xplornet Communications
"Brazil, Caucaia" - 191.241.38.90
Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/58.0.3029.110 Safari/537.36 - Tecnet Provedor De Acesso As Redes De Com. Ltda
You faggots dont even realize how unorignal you are. This was already an episode of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"
Will do mate. Sleep has been fucked ever since this broke but I can't pretend it's not there.
Carson Campbell
This tripped me out my brain wants to see it as one face only.
Ryan Powell
What is your interest exactly? If what you say about the people you are targeting is true, what does that make you?
If what you say about them isn't true then what does that make you?
Either way (YOU) are a cunt
Evan Young
You're faggots from "lel pedopbear" Sup Forums who want to make jokes about child rape and are so fucking autistic that you think anyone would even associate with it.
And you have no idea how sad you look to normal people. Thats funny.
Noah Hughes
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Aiden Murphy
Shills out in full force today!
Get a life you whores, money for what exactly?
Sebastian Carter
>What is your interest exactly?
>reddit spacing >against Sup Forums >collecting IPs of everyone fighting pedos You guess.
Jayden Murphy
More creative energy like this?
Jason Lee
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Mason Sullivan
Those posts were fucking amazing. That's what I hoped would happen when we got this rolling
If you're funny enough, you can even call (((them))) out.
Robert Nelson
Our cast
John Morgan
They are making jokes about kiddie rape to feel clever and moral because they are so far gone that they dont understand that they are entertaining themselves openly with said abomination and its obvious.
If you laugh at kiddie rape and think thats a moral action, thats bad. If you do so on a weaboo website made by a pedo, its pretty much case closed.
This isn't exactly a mystery.
Jacob Brown
How does it feel that no one is buying your shit?
Sebastian Diaz
Kek, literally no one is this stupid
Not for free
Jaxson Thompson
Kek brilliant
Asher Phillips
He's intimidating us and they might send people to kill us :(
I knew I should have stopped hackering on the 4channel
Michael Nguyen
baw haw haw
Thats right, run you little shits.
"United States, Dallas" - 173.254.255.142
Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; Android 6.0.1; SAMSUNG SM-N915G Build/MMB29M) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) SamsungBrowser/4.0 Chrome/44.0.2403.133 Mobile Safari/537.36 - QuadraNet
Juan Brown
>Not for free this
Blake Ward
You're a poof, m8, taking up the arse and in the mouth, go drink Hillary's breast milk and chow down on Pedosta's spunk, faggot
Gabriel Phillips
Your mother must be so proud
Sebastian Butler
Sup Forums has been so weird lately with strange shills acting as if they know exactly who posters are.
Even some on Sup Forums
It's creeping me out
Parker Williams
wonder how this guys doing, been pretty quiet
Carson Bailey
Do me next! I even made a green frog version of myself!
Brody Sanchez
Would it be possible for the young liberal woman to be Maddie McCann? Just a thought. Also, if done in a style of Dante, she could be the guide for the guy who fired the rifle in Comet. Just some thoughts.
Lincoln Brooks
Please don't hurt us Mr Internet Policeman! When you have a second to take your mothers cock out of your mouth think about what your'e doing.
Nolan Cook
We aren't laughing at kiddie rape; we're laughing at you. The guy giving us a lecture about morality, while literally protecting pedophiles for money.
John Ward
rare pepe
those are good thoughts. it depends on if we're reverse selling this as a parody of fake news, or if we're doing it full gore.
Jonathan Clark
kek
Isaiah Lee
Kys shill
Jordan Howard
Very rare indeed. Only 1 ever made! Feel free to download it if you like m8. It's all yours.
Jace Gray
Can we get back on track? Fighting with shills is literally pointless. They might as well be bots.
WHAT is the first step in making this happen?
Jonathan Collins
Thank you, I will keep it safe.
Bentley Scott
better to die on your feet than to live on your knees