Brit/pol/ - LABOUR SURGE Edition

>REGISTER TO VOTE: Deadline 22nd May 11:59pm
gov.uk/register-to-vote

>Dianne Abbott expressed support for IRA and said she "couldn't identify as British"
breitbart.com/london/2017/05/21/diane-abbott-expressed-support-ira-height-troubles/

>Jeremy Corbyn refuses to condemn the IRA five times
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/21/shock-poll-shows-jeremy-corbyn-narrowing-gap-theresa-may-tories/

>One in four Labour voters back a split if party loses election
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/20/exclusive-telegraph-orb-poll-one-four-labour-voters-back-split/

>Lord Sugar says he will vote for Tories in the General Election
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4525058/Lord-Sugar-says-vote-Theresa-May.html

>Cigarettes sold in plain green packs under new rules
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39984887

>Corbyn restates commitment to Trident after Thornberry casts it into doubt
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/20/jeremy-corbyn-labour-trident-emily-thornberry-remarks

>Indian UKIP candidate suspended for racist tweets
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/20/ukip-candidate-suspended-for-sending-racist-tweets

>Conservative and Unionist Party Manifesto:
conservatives.com/manifesto

>Labour Party Manifesto:
labour.org.uk/index.php/manifesto2017

>Liberal Democrat Manifesto:
libdems.org.uk/manifesto

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theguardian.com/business/2017/may/21/brexit-coming-food-crisis-seasonal-migrant-labour-eu
army.mil/article/124038/US_Army_Corps_of_Engineers_in_Saudi_Arabia___Laying_the_Foundation__Roosevelt_meets_King_Abdul_Aziz/
theguardian.com/uk
youtube.com/watch?v=xN2ZGSX0cIE
strawpoll.me/13013944
youtube.com/watch?v=fVRML2TfPy8
youtu.be/gXWIv-sfWss
discord.gg/CZhxK3f
youtu.be/sdObncC8FUo
youtube.com/watch?v=E7t8eoA_1jQ
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NONCEPOSTING IS PROHIBITED BY BRIT/POL/ LAW.

>"One of the most shameful nights of my life was the night my brother brought home Helena. Busty, tight arse, blowjob lips. Everything. Literally everything I dream about every night.
>He fucked her. He fucked her in front of his virgin little brother. In every which way he could, and took his time doing it. His blue eyes staring into mine looked like that of a corpse's.
>Yet at that moment he was experiencing pleasure I knew that I never could.
>At one point she stopped sucking (Complete with the horrendous, loud sound of suction being cut off), and said with the uttermost of venom in her strong Brooklyn accent: "what the fuck is wrong with you"?
>"I don't know .." I replied.
>My admittedly rather well endowed brother then bent her over and took her from behind .. vaginal. The stare continued, a haunting expression of what to this day I still am still not sure what of. Although I do suffer from Asperger's Syndrome, I do believe that even the most emotionally capaple human being would have trouble reading it.
>She screamed and moaned and slowly called his name in a rather erotic manner. It was then that I became aroused, and then it suddenly hit me properly: here I stood, with an erection, watching my atheist degenerate brother enjoying this young maiden. I knew life would never ever be the same.

theguardian.com/business/2017/may/21/brexit-coming-food-crisis-seasonal-migrant-labour-eu
> Brexit and the coming food crisis: ‘If you can’t feed a country, you haven’t got a country’
>Britain’s food production depends on seasonal migrant labour from the EU. What will happen to those workers after Brexit? And how will it change the industry?

First for we're going to starve to death. Hope you happy, Brexiteers.

I need opinions on Paul Flynn (Labour MP). He decent?

Reminder that unironic Labour voters want a women who "doesn't identify as British" as Home Secretary.

Before you guys can even begin to start making fun of Trump in Saudi Arabia, I must remind you of Churchill's diplomacy with the KSA:

>army.mil/article/124038/US_Army_Corps_of_Engineers_in_Saudi_Arabia___Laying_the_Foundation__Roosevelt_meets_King_Abdul_Aziz/
>“If it was the religion of His Majesty to deprive himself of smoking and alcohol I must point out that my rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also drinking alcohol before, after, and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them,” Churchill wrote in his memoirs.

>In addition, Churchill’s gift of a Rolls Royce further offended the king because the driver’s side was on the right and required the king to sit on the left, which was considered a “position of dishonor.” He never once used the car, according to Lippman.

>Overall the king’s impression of Churchill was not favorable. He compared the two during a private meeting with Eddy.

>“’The contrast between the president and Mr. Churchill is very great,’ the king said,” wrote Eddy. “’Mr. Churchill speaks deviously, evades understanding, changes the subject to avoid commitment, forcing me repeatedly to bring him back to the point. The president seeks understanding in conversations; his effort is to make the two minds meet, to dispel darkness and shed light upon the issue.’ The king concluded: ‘I have never met the equal of the president in character, wisdom and gentility.‘”

>Even after Roosevelt’s death shortly after the meeting, the strong impression left on the king allowed President Truman to continue the relationship with Saudi Arabia. One of the results of the meeting was the king’s approval of the U.S. military to build the Dhahran Airfield.

Brits literally BTFO themselves in the 30's and 40's by declaring war against Germany in WWII and by fucking up a meeting with the largest oil producer the world has ever seen.

HAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU BRITAIN

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who here lives in a marginal seat, and how is it affecting your vote? pic related.
going to vote tory to oust the socialist, don't feel good about it, but I would do a lot worse to keep corbyn out of number 10.

Abbot isn't British though, so she shouldn't.

Additional link: The Guardian going absolutely fucking bananas about Facebook in the last half hour and dropping all kinds of shit.

theguardian.com/uk

Canadian genes.

these are the best corbyn memes.

>“If it was the religion of His Majesty to deprive himself of smoking and alcohol I must point out that my rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also drinking alcohol before, after, and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them,” Churchill wrote in his memoirs.

Based Winston.

Labour is not gaining, their poll ratings are growing but the conservatives have grown at almost the same amount. The conservative's lead has only decreased slightly since the snap election was called.

Sir, I'm afraid you yourself are nonceposting. I'm going to have to report you to GCHQ.

How is she Canadian? I thought she had a bit of Eng/Scot in her. Note how I'm not mentioning the Welsh, the Welsh are nonexistent.

So I just read may is going to take the internet away. Do you want her to take your wife and children as well?

Corbyn is a lesser evil than the Tories. Plus Labour won't get majority anyway. You're a pleb if you vote Tory.

>Implying us Brits don't also make arm deals with the Saudis

>“’The contrast between the president and Mr. Churchill is very great,’ the king said,” wrote Eddy. “’Mr. Churchill speaks deviously, evades understanding, changes the subject to avoid commitment, forcing me repeatedly to bring him back to the point. The president seeks understanding in conversations; his effort is to make the two minds meet, to dispel darkness and shed light upon the issue.’ The king concluded: ‘I have never met the equal of the president in character, wisdom and gentility.‘”

Stupid Winston

This is pretty much the only thing stopping me voting for Jezza. Why doesn't he can that sheboon.

G-good Evening Anglo-senpais. . .

>Labour surge.
Honestly, who would vote Labour when Mummy May needs to BTFO the EU.

>LIB DUMB SURGE

>Euro posting autistic cuckold porn
Absolutely checks out.

she can take the children in my balls

>Mr. Churchill speaks deviously, evades understanding, changes the subject to avoid commitment, forcing me repeatedly to bring him back to the point.

That's the gin, lad. Based Winston drinking right in their moozie faces.

Fuck off tea cakes

How odd. All these stories came out at the exact same time, too.

Hello lads. How many of you would support cancelling all Brexit negotiations and attacking Germany militarily tomorrow morning?

The Nigella post in the last thread was good, but it doesn't capture the pain in her face quite like this one.

Scrap trident, scrap all nukes. Instead invest the money in our military and become the strongest military in europe.

I know. Tell that to your fellow Brits before they even say a word about Trump.

Thatcher was the guest of honor at damn near all the British arms trade shows.

Plus she offered a few bribes to the KSA, unlike the Americans.

Nyet

This makes me rather sad.

literally shitting themselves that nobody trusts the newpapers anymore and people get their news from social media and people on youtube.

>BASED Zizek.

youtube.com/watch?v=xN2ZGSX0cIE
>29:00+
>I siply cannot be without you (to cathy)

I hope he at least gets more votes than Miliband so he stays on as Labour leader.

The Saudis are far worse now than they were in the 80s for funding Wahabbism.

He said he was accosting her for snorting the ching.

she married a muzzie right?

Quick enchilada?

Why not though?

> scrap all nukes to become strongest military.
lulwut

So this is essentially the coalescing between Tories and Labour.

>yank
>unasked for
>desperately trying to assert his own superiority
I'd suggest that selling arms to the country that flew a few planes into some important things a while back is a little different to Churchill not liking Muslims 75 years ago.

You wouldnt even need a jonny with this bird. Must be a good shag.

> Into Tories and Labour rather

>ywn be stalked by milibae

Perhaps.
>With a cheeky milk-shake

Because I don't want millions of people in my country to die

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Strongest conventional military, get some more boats and planes and more lads to put in them.

whoops accidental trip

havn't we had at least two of these already?

Yes and we get 50% Tory, 30% UKIP 20% Others everytime

i havent seen one today
when was the last poll?

I'm trying to come up with a list of big name people who could be losing their seats.

I heard that Tom Watsons' seat is a toss-up.

Caroline Lucas aswell.

Which seats are to watch lads?

I disagree.

Nowadays they keep getting bogged down by Shia "fundamentalists" funded by the Persians.

The 70's was the worst time for funding Wahhabism because they lost control over them when they took over Mecca. That's why they shipped them out of the country and into Afghanistan.

youtube.com/watch?v=fVRML2TfPy8

>When i heard Nigella loved coke I had a hard-on all night thinking about the insanity of her intimate cookery skills.

a) he definitely won't get more votes than Ed Miliband - that's the point. It's is quite literally why May called a election.

b) he has already said he is not standing down whatever happens.

It's so beautiful.

>People will actually have to be paid real wages.

What a shame!

They won't. Germany are weak. We'll fuck them up. The Yanks will help if we give them biscuits. We're going to have to fight them again at some point, might as well do it now before they strengthen their military.

>mfw shills in our threads are unironically arguing with each other without realising it.

Just a joke because she comes from a magical realm called Maple Land. I guess she might as well be British though.

Bitter Lake by Adam Curtis talks about this a fair bit. Good film.

Adds up to be fair, just seems so odd. There's not really anything that controversial in the leak that I saw.

Can they force him to stand down?

>he is not standing down
cannot wait for the left wing split
the weeks and months after the election are going to be interesting
do conservatives have member voting for their leader? seems like a good way to steal a party

yes with a vote of no confidence, they already had one and failed

Nope, Momentum and Unite completely control the party now, Corbyn is their guy.

name one terrorist attack in the west done by a shia. I dont care about them fighting in there own sandpits as long as they dont move here

>increase pay
>less profit for manufacturers
>have to lay people off

Well, there goes the ability for normal people to afford anything but root vegetables.

you got more pics this sexy or what?

Labour will win mark my words.

And I'm a passionate Tory voter, not an optimistic Corbynite.

He basically says he wants shit right-wing parties to win 'cos accelerationism

>She not telling me she marrying bloody muzzie.
bloody cokey bitch, i am showing her real muzzie after that bastard jew Saatchi choking her.

nice digits and yes they do but their membership fees aren't £2 and the mp's have a bigger say.

t. Labour member supporting Corbyn whatever happens.

No reason to go out and vote lads, Tories have this locked up

Don't know why people care about this lmao

>blair and half the plp form the "Britain Forward Party"
>they get 40% of the vote in 2022
>Coalition with lib dems and snp
>THINGS

>i will cut free school lunch programs
polls unchanged
>i will implement a china style internet surveilance system
polls unchanged
>i will reduce pension money
polls unchanged
>i will kill every 4th british
will still most likely win the election

>implying Thatcher didn't do the same thing

youtu.be/gXWIv-sfWss

all britfags join the Sup Forums discord

discord.gg/CZhxK3f

Fuck off fake frenchy, don't you have pronouns to ban?

politics is shit

discord is for fags

Labour would probably win if the Lib Dems weren't splitting the vote massively with all the remainer Blairites going to them

>Labour to increase Benefits

Yeah cos that will incentivise people to work well done

>Millie B

youtu.be/sdObncC8FUo

>what is africa
you barely have to pay bongo bongo anything more than a few quid to pick bannnas and other fruit all day

What policy would actually make May drop in the polls?

Want some music to go with this thread? youtube.com/watch?V=4OwbqrqGFTo

Sup Forums vote labour - The Tories will wipe this site off the British web with their "New Internet".

I'll Al-Yamama you.

But Sunnis are a far bigger problem

Don't say that! Anglo-senpais must get themselves into those booths and vote Mummy May for headpats.

Do you fancy her?

>has a literal meltdown every day supporting a party that is already going to win
Get a life

>i will raise the immigration cap
>i will stop brexit

from the looks of it

>126467614
youtube.com/watch?v=E7t8eoA_1jQ

soft brexit
selling off the nhs
admitting to increasing immigration

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