Brit/pol/ - fine, i'll make the thread you lazy cunts Edition

>REGISTER TO VOTE: Deadline 22nd May 11:59pm
gov.uk/register-to-vote

>Dianne Abbott expressed support for IRA and said she "couldn't identify as British"
breitbart.com/london/2017/05/21/diane-abbott-expressed-support-ira-height-troubles/

>Jeremy Corbyn refuses to condemn the IRA five times
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/21/shock-poll-shows-jeremy-corbyn-narrowing-gap-theresa-may-tories/

>One in four Labour voters back a split if party loses election
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/20/exclusive-telegraph-orb-poll-one-four-labour-voters-back-split/

>Lord Sugar says he will vote for Tories in the General Election
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4525058/Lord-Sugar-says-vote-Theresa-May.html

>Cigarettes sold in plain green packs under new rules
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39984887

>Corbyn restates commitment to Trident after Thornberry casts it into doubt
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/20/jeremy-corbyn-labour-trident-emily-thornberry-remarks

>Indian UKIP candidate suspended for racist tweets
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/20/ukip-candidate-suspended-for-sending-racist-tweets

>Conservative and Unionist Party Manifesto:
conservatives.com/manifesto

>Labour Party Manifesto:
labour.org.uk/index.php/manifesto2017

>Liberal Democrat Manifesto:
libdems.org.uk/manifesto

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youtube.com/watch?v=K9phe_rBcuk
youtube.com/watch?v=KrwSDX95wCs
mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/danny-dyers-cockney-guide-eastenders-3551133
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bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-39927255
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anime

vote labour user!

Vote tory

Ruth Davison is borderline attractive tbqh.

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youtube.com/watch?v=xFOoRAp5QtM

If I was a lezzer I'd love her sitting on my face

>No Irish pepe getting headpats.
No self-respecting anime poster would vote Labour.

Watched the latest episode of QUEER BRITAIN yet lads?

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p052m9rl/queer-britain-series-1-3-out-on-the-streets

WHY ARE SO MANY FAGGOTS HOMELESS?!

There's a Scottish leaders' debate on BBC Scotland right now, lads, including big fat predatory gay David Coburn.

>UKIP Dead
>Labour a complete joke
>SNP Shouting about their one issue constantly
>Lib dems just refusing to die
>Tories with free reign to do whatever they want

What a fucking mess we're in lads.

de-CADES

Ruth or Kenzie, who is the better waifu (ignoring the dyke issue)
#imwithhair

But May will ban anime, so...

Because if my son told me he was gay I'd kick him out of the fucking house.

wew

youtube.com/watch?v=K9phe_rBcuk

The UKIP leader has been allowed to speak once in this scottish leaders debate...

>tfw just put in my two weeks notice for a job where I made $52k per year because the bosses raised my charges to $85 an hour for my services and never refuse to give me a raise and haven't in the two years I worked there

Did I I make a mistake?

I'm trying to convince my lefty friend to not vote Labour (I don't even care if she votes Greens or Lib Dem, I just don't want to help her get Corbyn to Downing St). I asked her why she was voting Labour and she shrivelled up and said "my political opinions are very complex and specific it would take reeeeaaalllly long to go into it". She's avoiding the question the strumpet

Quality banter tbhdesufamalang

david coburn is a total retard to be fair

>mfw there is a post-it note with 'I Am Protected' written on

Labour will not win a majority, but voting Tory is fucking delusional.

NECKBEARD IS /OURGUY/!

Nice to see Lib Dems wasting more of their donators money.

Thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=KrwSDX95wCs

Never forget that the Anglos put us in concentration camps.

Never forget that the Anglose attempted genociding the Boere.

Never forget that the Anglos have still not paid us any reparations

#NeverForgetMyFellowGoys.

>snp getting hammered for their shitty education system
>incredibly fat audience member says "muh free tuition fees"

BIG SOUP

Pmsl when will you cunts stop being obsessed with Ireland and the IRA.

Stay awake. Bin that cake.

What happened to /Deano/ posting?

I would fucking destroy Kez Dugdale. I don't know what it is but she's very sexy.

Lads, do you ever worry sometimes that they might be right and we're wrong?

I live in a Labour marginal. Would prefer Tory to Labour, so sorry user but they've got my vote. Tbh I would have voted UKIP but they're not putting up a candidate in my constituency.

>implying you didn't take it back out right after

Big soup my arse, how does 200kcals constitute 'big'? Maybe if you're a seven year old African child, I'd need to buy at least four of these cunts to even begin to comfortably call the soup a 'big' experience.

>ywn be pegged by Ruth and her "tank"

>Again, should such people be punished just because poorer sods whose parents didn't push them don't do as well.
He's not being punished. Did you read? If he's smart he'll simply be in the smartest set.

But he's not smart. trust me.

You don't understand modern UK Grammars and Class.

Disagree; Private Schools re-enforce class here.
Old Grammars were ok but flawed.
>Corbyn literally divorced his wife beacause he didn't want his son to go private.

>It won't help Tyrone, it would only spite Oliver and Henrietta who will still do better anyway. Zero sum game logical there, Anglo-senpai.

Yes it would; Olivia and Henrietta's parents would be forced to engage with the school system for once rather than retreating to their suburban semi and having my taxes pay for their modern grammar that would produce Nathan Barleys in Management.

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Good point, well made.

>mention rich getting richer
>[THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE]
why bother?

No.

i dont get the thought process of dads who kick out there faggot kids tbqh

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She's more mumsie wumsie mate, and that voice which sounds likes it always shaking like she needs a strong son to give her a tough embrace

tfw you'll never suck Kez's toes.

>Would prefer Tory to Labour
Why? Other than muh communism, actual polices please.

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-smol suop-

when do we wall off London?

Just want a country where people can be successful desu

Thanks for giving me a mummy kink there, lad.

>ukip leader of scotland asked about his parties' policy on scottish education
>first thing he says is "free tuition fees down in england"

UKIP IN SHAMBLES

Fucking hell.

I know right, we've moved onto headpats for a while now. It's only Anglos who keep talking about the IRA.

The problem is that we've been pro-business for so long, rather than pro-enterprise or pro-aspiration, that people can't consider that most people with money got there themselves.

mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/danny-dyers-cockney-guide-eastenders-3551133

This.

The "healthy eating" bullshit has made it so everything has barely any calories in

I WANT TO GET BIGGGGG FOR FUCKS SAKE

Now theres more fucking calories in a leaf of lettuce than a Mars bar

youtube.com/watch?v=Xuz94ZIPfJk

>tsw his son tells him

fucking this, what is he thinking?

ttuly civic. the britain we SHOULD be proud of

bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-39927255

>WHY ARE PEOPLE NASTY TO ME

Who? There are no right options as far as voting this time. There's no anti-establishment, anti-globalist vote. It's all trash.

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Why you do this?

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1/5-on he was sexually abused by his dad.

Which seat user?

It's not him, it's an old webm, you newfaggots

Wish Kezia wasn't a lesbo, lads.

>You don't understand modern UK Grammars and Class.
Like I said, if the Irish can't handle flat rates, Irish Water and generally paying for shit, the English really can't let class go when it comes to education.

Hence why I am against the secularist assault against religious schools here, as the Irish education system hasn't suffered the same ideological assaults in England.

this is honestly better than half the shit the tories twitter put out

we're gonna win

KEK
>Corbyn has been married 3 times though what;s Tim's excuse?

It's nothing personal, (((we))) discovered gold in SA and didn't want to share.

>tfw have to be up for 4am

Why's the Sun still up! So annoying!

What is that thing?
I'm all for people changing their bodies to fit their minds but what is he even claiming to be?

What do you think the percentage of voter turnout will be lads and laddettes?

Tommy Robinson is talking about her on infowars, i don't care if he is a kike or not, i love that lad.

youtube.com/watch?v=ADwVvT7-5_0

True, but those schools did also bum the kids.

wait what? She's a dyke too?
Do you think she and Ruth sneak away for a cheeky 69? Kezia is obviously the bottom

Vote SNP and Yes in indyref2

Get better curtains mate.

Who's we? The Tories? Yeah I know, but I have no idea why anyone that used an anonymous imageboard would be happy with that. Unless you're a shill.

LADS I JUST GOT MY RESULTS I AM WHITE

>But he won't dare talk about me and me mates.

Vote UKIP anons.

He goes on infowars?

fuck off animefaggot

>"""experts"""
what the fuck does this inequality level even mean?

Degenerate trash

Record low. The result is already certain, all the parties are shit, and most people are getting sick of politics.

Wait people in Scotland earn over 100k?

Kek

>0.1% sub-saharan
Dropped.

Yep.

She's a lesbo, yes.

Did not need that thought, though.

Kez would be a great mummy figure if she liked the cock.